The "Explosive Diarrhea" OTT

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It took me 20 minutes just to get to some combat, and by then I had tired of the whole thing. :lol:

I'll give it another go, someday.[/QUOTE]

Hehe. It's worth it.

[quote name='whoknows']You should, it was also painful for me to get past the beginning so I could start shooting stuff.[/QUOTE]

I agree that the beginning is kind of boring, but once you get into it, it's non stop action. Trust me, don't try playing it at 5 in the morning without lights on, when your EXTREMELY tired. I found out the hard way.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Another 20 minutes and I'd probably just get tired of shooting stuff. :lol:[/QUOTE]


Probably the truth too, it gets really repetitive but still fun.

And the handgun doesnt look very handguny in that game. Could've been done better.
 
[quote name='whoknows']Probably the truth too, it gets really repetitive but still fun.

And the handgun doesnt look very handguny in that game. Could've been done better.[/QUOTE]

Agreed. I like the look of the chaingun though.
 
[quote name='Kayden']You OC-ADHD bastard...[/QUOTE]

And proud of it. :cool:

[quote name='Kayden']The shotgun is the best weapon in that game.[/QUOTE]

That's true of most FPSs. Though Halo had to fuck it up with the pistol. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']The shotgun is the best weapon in that game.[/QUOTE]

I used that almost the whole game, until I ran out of shells. Then I used a combo of the Plasma rifle/Assualt Rifle/ Chaingun. I only used the rocket launcher once, and that was in a boss battle. The BFG was basically useless, because you got it so late in the game, and the soul cube was good against the boss type enemies, like Mancubi and Hell Knights. But thats it.
 
I didn't use the pistol much in Halo 2... I got the first one when the flood attacked, and it didn't help much... nothing really did. And the shotgun didn't do anything against the brutes >_
 
[quote name='Kayden']I didn't use the pistol much in Halo 2... I got the first one when the flood attacked, and it didn't help much... nothing really did. And the shotgun didn't do anything against the brutes >_
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
That's true of most FPSs. Though Halo had to fuck it up with the pistol. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Damn straight. It doesn't matter what you have to put down, be it zombies, aliens, or robots, the shotgun gets the job done.
 
[quote name='dcfox']Damn straight. It doesn't matter what you have to put down, be it zombies, aliens, or robots, the shotgun gets the job done.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget demons, Nazis, and demon Nazis. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Don't forget demons, Nazis, and demon Nazis. :lol:[/QUOTE]
The extraterrestrial robotic demonic zombified nazis, the ultimate FPS enemy.
 
I wish Korea would stop releasing cool looking games that they don't bring to the NA market. Latest case in point: Granado Espada.
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I was talkin to a girl online and she sent me her picture. It looked just a little too good to be true.
melinda01.jpg


For god sakes... If you're going to steal a pic off a website, atleast change the file name.

Of course, its possible she really is a amatuer soft core porn model... but isn't everyone on the net? :lol:
www.melindateen.com/ main.html

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Oh yea... if you want to have some fun too... -> [email protected]
 
[quote name='Kayden']What about monkeys, ninjas and pirates?[/QUOTE]

When was the last time you gunned down a pirate? And let's leave the real world out of this.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']When was the last time you gunned down a pirate? And let's leave the real world out of this.[/QUOTE]

Yar... tis the only place mes shot a pirate...
 
[quote name='Kayden']:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I was talkin to a girl online and she sent me her picture. It looked just a little too good to be true.
melinda01.jpg


For god sakes... If you're going to steal a pic off a website, atleast change the file name.

Of course, its possible she really is a amatuer soft core porn model... but isn't everyone on the net? :lol:
www.melindateen.com/ main.html[/QUOTE]

How can that ugly bitch claim to be "America's favorite teenager"?

Also except for CAGs I don't chat with anyone I don't know in the real world.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']How can that ugly bitch claim to be "America's favorite teenager"?[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry Sub... I know she doesn't have more ribs showing than she has years in her age... :lol:
 
She also told me she couldn't get a boyfriend... ... I know guys that would line up around the block just to have a shot at gropin her. I love pathetic liars.
 
[quote name='weimerwanger']She's got a butta face.[/QUOTE]
She does have a butta face. Although, if you put crymnl's head on her body you'd have the perfect woman ;)
 
[quote name='Kayden']She also told me she couldn't get a boyfriend... ... I know guys that would line up around the block just to have a shot at gropin her. I love pathetic liars.[/QUOTE]

Really? I hate them. Not worth the time it takes to expose them. :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']She does have a butta face. Although, if you put crymnl's head on her body you'd have the perfect woman ;)[/QUOTE]

:twisted:

:^o :baby: :joystick: :twoguns: :p

Try and follow the story ... I expect a one paragraph summary at the end of class. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:twisted:

:^o :baby: :joystick: :twoguns: :p

Try and follow the story ... I expect a one paragraph summary at the end of class. ;)[/QUOTE]

You're evil... so you made pinocchio suck you off while watching him jerk off. You later killed him and now you're taunting us because we can now never give wood to the wood boy like you.
 
[quote name='Kayden']You're evil... so you made pinocchio suck you off while watching him jerk off. You later killed him and now you're taunting us because we can now never give wood to the wood boy like you.[/QUOTE]

Not quite, but I like where your head is at.
 
[quote name='most of you']
Shes ugly.
[/quote]

You wouldn't hit it? Honestly, what kind of people do you guys date. I've seen a lot of you. You aren't that good lookin yourselves. And no matter how mediocre she may look... shes gettin paid just for having tits. Can you list that on your resume?

Don't get me wrong... I'm not sticking up for her/him/it. I'm just sick of you guys saying how ugly all these women are when A) the only action a lot of you get is your own fist/pets and B) You probably couldn't land such an 'ugly' woman if you paid her.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Not quite, but I like where your head is at.[/QUOTE]

But aren't you still impressed with how quickly I came up with that? :lol:

.... or is it disturbed?
 
[quote name='Kayden']But aren't you still impressed with how quickly I came up with that? :lol:

.... or is it disturbed?[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna go with B on that one
 
[quote name='Kayden']You wouldn't hit it? Honestly, what kind of people do you guys date. I've seen a lot of you. You aren't that good lookin yourselves. And no matter how mediocre she may look... shes gettin paid just for having tits. Can you list that on your resume?

Don't get me wrong... I'm not sticking up for her/him/it. I'm just sick of you guys saying how ugly all these women are when A) the only action a lot of you get is your own fist/pets and B) You probably couldn't land such an 'ugly' woman if you paid her.[/QUOTE]

Anything below perfection isn't good enough. I'm not so desperate that I have to settle. In fact, I don't really care one way or the other. I have no interest in a lasting relationship and sex really isn't that important.

So yes, she's ugly. No, I wouldn't hit it. I wouldn't even take a second glance, let alone talk to it.

Besides, I'm a sexy bitch and I could have dc anytime I wanted. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Anything below perfection isn't good enough. I'm not so desperate that I have to settle. In fact, I don't really care one way or the other. I have no interest in a lasting relationship and sex really isn't that important.

So yes, she's ugly. No, I wouldn't hit it. I wouldn't even take a second glance, let alone talk to it.

Besides, I'm a sexy bitch and I could have dc anytime I wanted. ;)[/QUOTE]

And that's DC Snake AND Fox :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']But aren't you still impressed with how quickly I came up with that? :lol:

.... or is it disturbed?[/QUOTE]

Impressed. :D

Here's a hint, just because it's shooting doesn't mean it involves a gun. ;) :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Anything below perfection isn't good enough. I'm not so desperate that I have to settle. In fact, I don't really care one way or the other. I have no interest in a lasting relationship and sex really isn't that important.

So yes, she's ugly. No, I wouldn't hit it. I wouldn't even take a second glance, let alone talk to it.

Besides, I'm a sexy bitch and I could have dc anytime I wanted. ;)[/QUOTE]


Exactly. Just cause you aren't getting anything else doesn't mean you have to lower your standards.
 
[quote name='Kayden']You're evil... so you made pinocchio suck you off while watching him jerk off. You later killed him and now you're taunting us because we can now never give wood to the wood boy like you.[/QUOTE]

You're evil... so you made pinocchio suck you off while watching him jerk off. You then blew your load into his awaiting mouth. ... ... this version is missing something... like homoerrotic homocide... :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']You're evil... so you made pinocchio suck you off while watching him jerk off. You then blew your load into his awaiting mouth. ... ... this version is missing something... like homoerrotic homocide... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Homoerotic Asphyxiation Homocide!!!
 
[quote name='weimerwanger']
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Upon considering a 2nd ugly pic, I conclude that she's as much of an attention whore as Alucard, but with boobies.[/QUOTE]

Like I said... I smelt a Lina with a penis. Nobody believed me and then his 'girlfriend' showed up...
 
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