FONDUE: simple instructions so anyone can make it!
breaking out one of the howitzer cannon of recipes. a total classic. SO easy. impress the (or a) lady with this one. so easy. measurements are casual. even my friends who weren't big swiss cheese fans love this. sometimes i'll cook it up for the guys, a ritual that we have named, "Fondudes". this recipe will easily feed the hell out of four people so adjust accordingly. you can purchase everything total for about $20-25 (to feed four, remember!)- and it's gonna be the best 20 spot you've dropped in a while.
here's a grocery list:
loaf of crusty french bread (fresh!)
1 fist sized brick of Emmenthaler (swiss cheese)
1 fist sized brick of Grueyer (another type of swiss cheese)
bottle of Chardonnay
basil or oregano
pepper
garlic
vegetables (carrots/celery/chiles etc)
first, throw about a cup or so of
dry white wine (chardonnay) in a nice large crockpot. you want to use a thick pot, make sure it's stovetop safe.
drop a clove of garlic in there. let it start simmering. it's going to start smelling really good and it only gets better from here. i swear, people walking through will be asking, "whooaa.. what are you making?!"
meanwhile grate up one block of emmenthaler cheese and one block of gruyere (these are high quality aged swiss cheeses). you'll have this big bowl of grated cheese, mix in a small spoon of cornstarch and toss it all together.
remove the garlic from the wine and throw it out. slowly stir the lightly cornstarch dusted-cheese into the hot wine. keep stirring. as it melts, add more cheese. throw in some freshly cracked black pepper and a lot of basil (2-3 spoonfulls). from a jar is fine... fresh, even better, just mince it first. this gives it a great taste and adds to the look of the dish. you can use oregano instead if you like. it's all up to taste. if you like the liquor kirsch, purists like to throw a little of that in there. i don't personally use it. if it gets too thick spill some more wine on it. drink the rest of the bottle while you're doing this. JUST DON'T COOK IT TOO LONG! when it's all melted and smooth it's done. and remember you're going to want to keep it hot.
for prep you want to get some good crusty french bread.. as fresh as possible. soft on the inside, crusty on the outside (i use safeways bakery bread.. it's perfect and about $1.50

. cut this into 1"x1" cubes. also pick up some vegetables you like. some that are good: carrots, celery, zuchinni, mild chiles.. really anything you like. chop these up into fork size pieces.. you know, about an inch or so. organize these on a tray. you'll be dipping all of this into the cheese.
again, the only thing to watch out for is to not stir it/heat it for too long. when it's all melted, take it off the heat and bring it to the dining table. either get a sterno can and elevate it so that you can keep it heated, or else keep returning it to the stove every few minutes over a low heat. you want this to stay continually hot. use forks to stab the crusty side of the bread and veggies and dip them into the fondue.
voila.. you're all set!
ps: the tradition is that the first person to lose a piece of bread into the pot is supposed to kiss everyone at the table.. this might be a good thing to set up with like three of your hottest female friends. you gotta honor tradition.