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[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Maybe that's the reason behind the ones people insist leaving unflushed in public restrooms...[/quote]
Autoflushers FTW.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Maybe that's the reason behind the ones people insist leaving unflushed in public restrooms...[/quote]

Possibly. But how would you explain those that like to shit in urnials?

I've always wondered what would happen if I walked into someone doing that...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Possibly. But how would you explain those that like to shit in urnials?

I've always wondered what would happen if I walked into someone doing that...[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure I saw an old man doing that in a public restroom. He seemed really disoriented/confused. Had his pants pulled down and his ass backed up to the urinal. I just quickly did my business and GTFO.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']Possibly. But how would you explain those that like to shit in urnials?

I've always wondered what would happen if I walked into someone doing that...[/QUOTE]
Sometimes...and I mean sometimes...I wish I had the ability to drop a deuce in a public restroom.
 
[quote name='wubb']I'm pretty sure I saw an old man doing that in a public restroom. He seemed really disoriented/confused. Had his pants pulled down and his ass backed up to the urinal. I just quickly did my business and GTFO.[/quote]

You lie.
 
I remember vomiting in class one day (maybe 2nd grade), and when I went into the restroom to clean up there was a challenged kid dropping a brown baby in the urinal. :cry:

Shit happened all the damned time with that same kid throughout the years.
 
[quote name='JMEPO']You lie.[/QUOTE]

I'm dead serious. Now I don't know if he was actually taking a dump or not as I saw with a quick glance that his pants were down around his ankles and he was facing the wrong way at the urinal. I didn't want to linger on that scene.
 
[quote name='wubb']I'm dead serious. Now I don't know if he was actually taking a dump or not as I saw with a quick glance that his pants were down around his ankles and he was facing the wrong way at the urinal. I didn't want to linger on that scene.[/quote]

I honestly don't know what I would do in a situation like that... I would actually probably stick around and see what happens. I'm disappointed you didn't take pictures.
 
Well it was one of those situations where it seemed like maybe somebody should help the dude out but he was half naked and possibly crapping himself/a urinal. I couldn't deal with it.

My first thought was he was so out of it he must think the urinal is some sort of standard toilet. :whistle2:|
 
I had a friend who I swear was a closet fecalphiliac...or was just an artist and shit was his medium and muse - I'm not sure which.

When we were teens, he worked at a McDonalds where they had little lockers. If you made the mistake of putting clothes in a locker and not locking it, he would take the clothes, loaf on them and then put them back in the locker.

My favorite was
when he was working one night, and took a tray into the bathroom and shit on it. Not content with that act alone, somehow, he took it out into the dining room and put it on the stack of trays at the garbage can by the counter. It was up there about 15 minutes and customers were complaining about the smell. Like the most disturbing prize ever, a kid found it and showed her mom...who threw up. It was a pretty busy Friday night, so there were a lot of people in the dining area who got their money refunded.

The best part? My friend told the manager that he thought he saw these skater kids in the corner messing around by the garbage, so the manager chased them out and banned them from the McDonalds.
 
Apparently are minds think differently, The first thing I would think if I saw a naked man crapping himself in a bathroom is photo shoot!
 
[quote name='JMEPO']Apparently are minds think differently, The first thing I would think if I saw a naked man crapping himself in a bathroom is photo shoot![/quote]
That's horrible.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Jimbo - I have a question about some illegal drugs... could you hop on AIM for a bit whenever you can?[/QUOTE]Ok, I do love "tomatoes."
 
[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']That's horrible.[/quote]

And this isn't:

I'm gonna nail some bitch in the storage room tomorrow at work, hopefully.
 
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[quote name='wubb']The italics make it cute.[/quote]

Apparently are minds think differently, The first thing I would think if I saw a naked man crapping himself in a bathroom is photo shoot!


There ya go.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']how the hell are zew and friends already level 99 on castle crackers? What a bunch of Nerdy McNerdsteins[/quote]

They don't suck at it like you do? ;)
 
Maybe they don't ____ ass at videogames and played it on the hardest difficulty and used that animal that has a positive XP modifier?

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____ off, tiredfornow, I don't need an infraction. &-)

Oh yeah, if you're still looking for a new television program check out The Wire. Probably my favorite show ever. It start off a little slow because it's building the foundation for the show, but I'm pretty sure you'll be locked into the series by the end of episode 10.

Omar Little = TN,TD.

You have to watch it in order and you can't miss an episode though. Also, don't read any spoilers or plot summaries for individual episodes, it's amazing how the show plays out.
 
[quote name='getmeoutofjoliet']Well if she's down for some ATM, I'll make sure to let ya know the Dirty,Shitty, details, JMEPO.

I'm gonna take my camera.

Maybe.[/quote]

Make sure to only PM it to me so I can charge people to read your closet porno.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Maybe they don't ____ ass at videogames and played it on the hardest difficulty and used that animal that has a positive XP modifier?

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It's called the Giraffe, jeez.
 
I wouldn't know, I've only put like 2 hours into it. :cool:

...

Dang, only 2 weeks(or less!) until Rock Band 2. :drool:

I need to find some good offers on YF360G that are easy to cancel.
 
You're a pretty mean guy for not having any friends, Mojimbo. :nottalking:

To think you'd be happy to give me a hug and not blow me off like that.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']I wouldn't know, I've only put like 2 hours into it. :cool:

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Dang, only 2 weeks(or less!) until Rock Band 2. :drool:

I need to find some good offers on YF360G that are easy to cancel.[/QUOTE]
Is the instrument bundle still going to be delayed a month?
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']I wouldn't know, I've only put like 2 hours into it. :cool:

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Dang, only 2 weeks(or less!) until Rock Band 2. :drool:

I need to find some good offers on YF360G that are easy to cancel.[/quote]

Are you excited about the setlist or the online band world tour?

YF360G doesn't have the game available for preorder yet.
 
I think so, WSB.

Dang, that Gamespot feature really made me want to upgrade my drums and guitar.

http://www.gamespot.com/features/6195188/index.html

I'm excited because it's a huge upgrade to the software, corrosivefrost. I counted and if RB2 didn't exist and they were put on sale individually, I would only buy like 10 of the songs. Of the bonus 20 songs I only like like 2, maybe 3.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Dang, only 2 weeks(or less!) until Rock Band 2. :drool:

I need to find some good offers on YF360G that are easy to cancel.[/quote]
!
and the new, wireless, Rock Band 2 drums on September 10th.
:drool:
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']I think so, WSB.

Dang, that Gamespot feature really made me want to upgrade my drums and guitar.

http://www.gamespot.com/features/6195188/index.html

I'm excited because it's a huge upgrade to the software, corrosivefrost. I counted and if RB2 didn't exist and they were put on sale individually, I would only buy like 10 of the songs. Of the bonus 20 songs I only like like 2, maybe 3.[/quote]

I want the ION drumkit. But I don't want to drop $300. And I don't have room for it.
 
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