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Holy shit that Punk segment was horrid. I really wish they would stop presenting a good, wholesome message in this manner. It's downright uncomfortable to watch.
 
Batista-Hardy was better than their last match - it didn't drag on like that one, and was basically the match that should have been as Batista just mauled him. I loved the three spinebusters, and Striker on commentary was fucking hilarious with all of his ridiculous statements. I'm not sure what being THE WHITE BLOOD OF SMACKDOWN is, but Matt Hardy is it. Calling the jacked-up Batista an "altered beast" is awesome both as a steroid joke and a gaming one. And stating that him just killing this dude could be a way for him to test his cardio in the most long-winded way possible before Grisham just basically said "yeah...or he just wants to kill this dude" ruled. Striker has gone so far over-the-top with the move to SD that what once worked for him on ECW now really works against him on a major show.

The Brothers of Destruction video was so goddamn great, then we got Vince announcing Vickie as the consultant to SD with her jumping around, celebrating, and going WOOP WOOP! This ruled so much - I want her to never leave the show again. Finlay-McIntyre was awesome. The video package setting it up was great, and the match was short, but didn't feel short because of how intense it was. It went maybe a few minutes, but it was all action with Finlay smashing Drew with shots until Drew got lucky, poked him in the eye, and hit the snap double arm DDT. An EYE POKE was made to seem like a huge deal and the young guy won in a cheap way that actually helped him - I loved this!

I liked the Punk bit even more. He came out and was even more preachy than usual. This time, HE BROUGHT PROPS! YES! This seemed like it was straight out of an Andy Kaufman bit with him teaching hygiene, and was just awesome. He warned of the evils of cigs, THE DRUGS, and whiskey - complete with dumping each of them into a trash can, and in the case of whiskey, making an awesome face when revealing it and holding his nose when dumping it into the trash can. Then Truth came out and dumped all that junk on him and he made even more wacky faces. This was so awesome and Truth was more over than he's ever been in WWE when he held the can over his head and teased either hitting him with it or just dumping its contents onto Punk. Nothing but win here.

The show slipped a bit here, as the IC title match was good, but very rushed. They crammed 3 falls into maybe 10 minutes and in the first three minutes, Morrison had already busted out the springboard 450 to the floor. I didn't mind Ziggler losing - he shouldn't win the belt until he's actually got momentum/is over again, and they tried to protect him by having one loss be to a flash rollup and another be definitive. Better to have that than two definitive losses in one match, and he did pin him with the Zig Zag, showing that he COULD pin him in a one-fall match if need be.

Then things slipped further as Mickie-Layla was a nothing match, and McCool farm thing was pretty stupid. The whole thing looked cheap, and I know that's what they were going for, but this looked TNA-level. Michelle shouldn't speak. Or sing. However, I approve of her dressing like a farmer's daughter. The Porky Pig homage was funny though. The whole "Mickie is a pig" thing is pretty insulting - by regular person standards, Mickie is super-hot, and by skeleton standards, Michelle is skinny.

The show rebounded a bit with Rey-Kidd, which was a pleasant surprise. Given the "Rey is facing big guys to prepare for Batista" deal they were building up, I was surprised he didn't face David Hart Smith here. I was also astonished that Striker didn't say that Rey chose Kidd as a foe to prepare for the awesome speed of Batista. Batista being on commentary and saying nothing was AWESOME. He's horrible whenever he does that, so this was great as it played into him being super-pissed and prevented him from looking like a fool behind the mic. This was short, but it was a great way to give Kidd a high-profile role and have him look good while also furthering the Batista-Rey deal as Batista cost Rey the match by saving Kidd from being hit by Rey. Very efficient stuff here.

The Jeri-Show bit backstage was a good way to build up some light-hearted tension between them while also bringing up an awesome point of Show holding tag told with both Taker and Kane - something you'd think they'd bring up earlier than TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH, but at least they did it. The main event itself was really good. Taker seems to have finally gotten back on track as he's had some awesome work in TV matches for the past few weeks now - maybe it just took some time back on the road before his new hip got used to the rigors of the ring. This match went way longer than the Raw main event tag match, and had an epic BoD entrance and I liked seeing Kane back in the main event scene. Stuff like this helps him remain a big name no matter what his position on the card is, and he's in a very unique position where he can be in an opener one week and the main event the next and still have the same level of credibility in each role.

This was the best SD in a while. The show has fallen since Jeff left and Punk lost his momentum, which along with some bad booking have resulted in a feeling of it being in a lame duck period. However, they've turned the corner a bit over the past couple of weeks, and this show delivered in every major way it had to. It put over the Rey-Batista and world title matches over big-time, and made the IC title at least try to seem important again after that belt also got hurt by Rey being suspended. It hasn't really recovered yet, as Dolph lost all his momentum and Morrison just won a belt he didn't need, and even if Dolph does win it in the future, beating Morrison for it doesn't mean the same as beating a legend like Rey for it. Morrison probably would have been better placed in a tertiary position in the world title mix - kinda like the role that Show is filling in the PPV match. It would give him a shot at the main event level without having too much pressure on him.

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Quotes -
Striker - A DISGRUNTLED Animal is among us!
Striker - IT’S THE HEART AND SOUL OF SMACKDOWN, THE WHITE BLOOD OF FRIDAY NIGHTS - MATT HARDY!
Striker - Batista told Matt to MYOB - Mind Your Own Business!
Striker - It’s the ALTERED BEAST, BATISTA!
Grisham - When he was injured, Batista worked on his craft and learned new moves!
Striker - Rey’s family allowed Batista into their home when Batista had no outlet for his emotions!
(after three spine busters)Striker - BATISTA COULD BE USING THIS MATCH AS A WAY TO TRACK HIS OWN CARDIOVASCULAR CONDITIONING AND HOW TO TRAP A SMALLER FOE!
Grisham - Or he’s just trying to get out rage.
Striker - Or that.
(during replay of the Batista bomb)Striker - LOOK AT THIS VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER BY THE ALTERED BEAST, BATISTA!
Vince - How about if we name Vickie as your consultant, Teddy?
Vickie - YAY! YAY! WOOP! WOOP!
Drew - Finlay says he loves to fight, but in my experience, he loves to cry and whimper. Finlay reminds me of a little old lady who is scared to death of Drew McIntyre! GET OUT HERE AND FIGHT!
Grisham - I do not think that Finlay is a little old lady scared to death of Finlay.
Striker - IT’S THE SLEEK AND SERPHENTINE SCOTSMAN, DREW MCINTYRE!
Striker - CM Punk has been called pious and preachy, but in this analyst’s opinion - I think he has a point.
Grisham - Really?
Striker - I like Punk. And I don’t like you.
Punk - Tonight I’m gonna do for you people what someone who loves you should have done a long time ago. I know you’re all sick. That you’re all helpless! So I’m gonna help you in the form of an intervention - it’s not just any intervention - it will be a straight edge intervention! Now the first step to recovery for people such as yourselves is a confession - you simply need to stop lying to yourself and say to yourself “I HAVE A PROBLEM!” Everyone stand up, at home, if you feel the need to put your hand on the TV, do that. I need everyone to stand up and admit that you’re all addicts! (fans boo) THAT SOUNDS LIKE DENIAL! You are all addicts! Normally addicts don’t have any idea that they have a problem - you people are in denial! YOU ARE IN DENIAL OF THE FACT THAT YOU ARE WEAK! YOU ARE IN DENIAL OF THE FACT THAT YOU ARE POWERLESS! YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT YOUR SUBSTANCES THAT CONTROL YOUR MIND AND WHITHER AWAY AT YOUR BODY! But don’t worry - I’m about to teach you how to survive! You recognize it - IT’S A CARTON OF CIGARETTES! How many of you recognize the dangers of INHALING SMOKE!? You probably don’t even notice the SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING, AND THE SURGEON GENERAL KNOWS MORE ABOUT THIS STUFF THAN YOU DO! It says here in plain English that they may cause a SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH! EVEN WITH A WARNING LABEL LIKE THAT YOU PEOPLE INHALE POISON! YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE THROWING YOUR LUNGS IN THE GARBAGE! TONIGHT, WE THROW THESE IN THE GARBAGE! THAT IS HOW YOU SURVIVE! WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS YOUR TYPICAL BOTTLE OF PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION! And you people hide behind a doctor and eat these pills like they were candy! THIS IS NOT CANDY! What this is is failure in a bottle! EVERY TIME YOU TAKE ONE YOU ARE SUCCUMBING TO YOUR OWN ADDICTIONS! YOU ARE FAILING AT LIFE! Now, everyone of these comes with a label, but it should be printed on every pill and say TAKE AS PRESCRIBED! I know that’s hard for you to understand since you’re probably under the influence right now! LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND FIND THE STRAIGHT EDGE IN YOU! PAY ATTENTION! I I CAN TELL BY YOUR REACTION THAT THIS CONTROLS YOUR LIFE! HOW SAD! How many of you would like to see me take a gulp from this bottle!? THAT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! HOWEVER, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE PARTAKEN IN THIS LIQUID HELL! BUT YOU ALL NEED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS! WHAT IS IN THIS BOTTLE IS POISON! IT SHOULDN’T JUST COME WITH A WARNING LABEL - IT SHOULD COME WITH A HAZARD SYMBOL! IT EATS AT YOUR INSIDES, RUINS YOUR RELATIONSHIPS! THIS IS THE WORST OF THEM ALL! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHEN YOU DRINK THIS, YOU ARE POISONING YOURSELF! And just like this bottle of whiskey, your life is going down the drain!
Truth - WHAT’S UP!? I’ll tell you what’s up - the truth! Truth is, you think you’re better than everyone else. Truth is, everyone makes their own decisions in life! Truth is, I don’t like you! (he DDTs him and dumps the trash can full of drugs on Punk)
Striker - ALL KINDS OF CONTRABAND ARE ON THE STRAIGHT EDGE SUPERSTAR!
Striker - Morrison’s entrance is strangely mesmerizing.
Grisham - How’d you like a body like that?
Striker - I DO!
Grisham - As a poster on your wall?
(after the springboard 450 to the floor)Grisham - JOHN MORRISON IS LIKE TONY HAWK WITHOUT THE SKATEBOARD!
Striker - Ziggler needs two pinfalls - I’d go for a roll-up for a submission!
Layla - Hey Mickie! GO AHEAD AND CELEBRATE ALL YOU WANT, but before you get the party started honey, maybe you should take a look at this!
Michelle - HEY PIGGY JAMES! I’ve got something for you! MICHELLE MCCOOL HAD A FARM, AND ON THA TFARM, SHE HAD A PIG! HERE AN OINK, THERE AN OINK!
Grisham - THAT’S ABOUT AS LOW AS YOU CAN GO!
Grisham - Tyson Kidd is a master submission specialist and a rope walker as well!
Show - Chris, are you scared? I’ve held tag team titles with BOTH of them.
Chris - I’m not scared. (Lights go out) PUT EM ON! HEY! (Show is shown next to the light switch)
Striker - I’VE STOOD ACROSS THE RING FROM KANE AND THE UNDERTAKER AND TEAMED WITH THE BIG SHOW! ONE OF THE REASONS I’M RETIRED IS BECAUSE OF MEN LIKE THIS!
Striker - THE WORLD IS LOOKING TO WIZARDS AND MAGIC FOR INSPIRATION - HERE ARE UNIQUELY-GIFTED ATHLETES THAT ALSO STIR THE SENSES!
Grisham - JERICHO IS STUCK BETWEEN TWO TOWERS OF DESTRUCTION!
 
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So Drew McIntyre is feuding with Finlay? You could subtitle this feud Protestant vs. Catholic.

McIntyre's music sounds like the generic menu music from any WWE game from the last 10 years.
 
Some idiot in charge of something for WWE: "I can't see Mickie's ribs. Let's make fat jokes about her."

[quote name='mykevermin']fuck that, I'll subtitle that feud Bushmill's versus Jameson.[/QUOTE]

Without knowing (and considering the source ;)) I'm guessing those are types of ales or spirits.
 
[quote name='neocisco']So Drew McIntyre is feuding with Finlay? You could subtitle this feud Protestant vs. Catholic.

McIntyre's music sounds like the generic menu music from any WWE game from the last 10 years.[/QUOTE]
Striker would be perfect for the commentary since he was quoting the bible during one of the matches last night.

I thought the "make fun of Mickie James" segment was pretty stupid. Maybe it's Vince's way of making fun of her since she went to Nashville to start a career in country music. Atleast that is what I had read recently.
 
Rumors are that the "Piggy James" promo was to send her a message.

Also, it looks like Mysterio is injured again. That's our Rey!

a number of people in the WWE are speculating about Mysterio being injured again. He might need surgery again.

Rey's surgery could see him out of action for 6 months.

A segment ft Mickie/McCool airs tonight. WWE creative did this segment to send a message to her.

Talk of Batista vs. Undertaker for the Rumble. Also talk of giving Batista the belt heading into WrestleMania.

More on James.

Last night’s segment which saw Mickie James as the subject of ‘fat’ jokes was reportedly to send a message to the former Women’s & Divas Champion, says PWInsider.

As previously reported during the Diva Trade, WWE has not been happy with Mickie’s weight and this was one of the reasons for last night’s segment.

The other reason for the segment has to do with the Diva’s outside endeavors including studying for a degree and pursuing a country music career; Mike Johnson reports there is some unease among WWE management that Mickie is putting herself before her WWE commitments and expect her to put the company first. There is supposedly a belief that like The Rock and Stacy Keibler, James may endeavor outside the company and find fame in other areas where WWE cannot control her.

The general feeling is the segment wasn’t used to gain heel heat for Michelle McCool but rather send a message to James.
 
Sounds like Batista is gonna go over tomorrow night.

And I see the WWE higher ups are being classy as usual when it comes to issues with someone on the roster. Now I wonder if Mickie even knew that was gonna happen.
 
Ignoring the troll, here's the results from night one of PWG's Battle Of Los Angeles.

Scott Lost over Jerome "LTP" Robinson
Human Tornado over Matt Jackson
Joey Ryan over Colt Cabana
Roderick Strong over Johnny Goodtime (subbing for the injured Chris Sabin)
Brandon Gatson over Nick Jackson
Brian Kendrick over Austin Aries
Kenny Omega over Kevin Steen
Alex Shelley over El Generico

Second round and finals continue tonight, with the losers of the opening round competing in a PWG tradition Random Eight-Man Tagapalooza match. The winner of the PWG Battle Of Los Angeles tournament will be crowned PWG champion, as the title is vacant following Bryan Danielson vacating the title back in September.

Roderick Strong vs. Human Tornado
Brian Kendrick vs. Joey Ryan
Brandon Gatson vs. Alex Shelley
Kenny Omega vs. Scott Lost

Kevin Steen, El Generico, Jerome "LTP" Robinson, and Colt Cabana vs. Austin Aries, Johnny Goodtime, and The Young Bucks
 
[quote name='Shrapnellistic']Didn't know CAG had so many rednecks.[/QUOTE]
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Why did they do the porky pig image? If it makes sense, it makes sense, I suppose. Even if, by itself, it seems like WWE embarrassing its employees to make necessary changes (see also: putting Albert in small trunks to encourage weight loss).
 
Apparently these fools think that all women should look like Michelle McCool. Mickie is about 5 inches shorter than her and just has a different body type. To any sane person Mickie is most assuredly not fat.
 
So Shane McMahon met w/ Dana White for sure - could someone become more of a pariah to WWE than being a family member and quitting working for the company to work for the company who is now the #1 PPV company globally as well as WWE's main competition?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Why did they do the porky pig image? If it makes sense, it makes sense, I suppose. Even if, by itself, it seems like WWE embarrassing its employees to make necessary changes (see also: putting Albert in small trunks to encourage weight loss).[/QUOTE]

But they're "independent contractors," remember? Not employees. :roll:
 
Just got back from the Chikara show tonight in Easton, PA. Easily the best night of live professional wrestling I've been to all year round. If anyone wants to have a fun night out, go to a Chikara show because you will be laughing your ass off in enjoyment through out the night.

Favorite moment of the night, and one of the top of the year, was when Hydra was ousted from the company in a loss to Tim Donst.

Following the loss, Lou Gehrig's "The Luckiest Man on the Face of the Earth" was piped in over the PA system and Hydra mimed along to the words of Gehrig retiring from the Yankees. The move was INSPIRED, and provoked a lot of emotion and sadness among the audience. Crowd went apeshit for the guy when the speech ended and gave him a standing ovation as he walked away from the ring to the MASH theme.

I love Chikara.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbNrCxqxzgo
 
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They apparently filmed the show for a DVD release - there's no way they'd do that much for the production of it (huge screen, pyro, etc.), if they didn't have plans to commercially release it somewhere.
 
[quote name='contej85']Does anyone know if there's a SOPcast link for this evenings event?[/QUOTE]

Hopefully its a good event tonight ;)
 
[quote name='rickshankshaw']Careful. I was silenced for posting PPV links.

Thanks Guile!

Nevermind already dead.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I got there late, but I know that the mods cleaned up the MMA thread because people were posting streams. So just a warning to everyone here, though I'm not sure any actually come into the Wrestling threads.
 
[quote name='rickshankshaw']I found a working one but I can't post it for fear of a ban. WHo wants a pm to pass around the link?[/QUOTE]

I'd love as PM link.
 
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