[quote name='Kayden']I'm really looking for some wood... but I don't know how to get it. I heard you can go outside to a place called a 'store' and purchase it... but all that walking and carrying sounds like a lot of work. I'd also hate to be exposed to all the sunlight. Are there any carpenters on CAG that want to talk to me on AIM? ... Lumberjacks? ... is there anyone that just plays with their own wood a lot and would like to talk to me?[/QUOTE]
Man, you need to stop being so nice to wood. Every time you get wood your like: "oh wood, your my moon goddess, want some of my cheetos? Wanna use my WoW character? I named her for you." and the wood goes: "k, can i see yer wallet?" then steals all your money, runs to vegas and blows it all on cocaine.
You just need to change yer outlook on wood. Like, say someone uploads some wood to you on aim, you don't coddle the wood and listen to it's problems, you gotta slap that wood, show it who's boss. Try getting the wood drunk so it's nice and loose for carving. Try getting yourself drunk so you are ready for wood! Wood is not a thing to be toyed with, it is a thing to shellac, lacquer and smooth out into a wonderful piece of art. And remember, sometimes wood rots, actually, wood rots a lot-- so keep this in mind when dealing with all wood-- hang on tightly, let go lightly.