The "Ignorant Man-Child: Greatest Hits" OTT

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[quote name='Eviltude'] It wasn't really a bad day, I think I just knew I didn't want to do anything on the list today so I went in with the "this sucks" mindset. Now I need a drink.[/QUOTE]

And thus another lush was born.

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I'd like to hear him go nuts about peas.

A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.

"I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way," Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. "I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else."
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The south shall rise again.
 
[quote name='marten']And thus another lush was born.

:beer:[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I don't mean to make things any worse for myself, but Bud Light "Golden Wheat" sucks. (Thanks Mom!)
 
Since I know that 'Band Hero' is the most likely game to get Corey Hart "Sunglasses at Night" as DLC, I know I'll be 'that guy' supporting BH, just like I supported GH5 for 'Jessie's Girl'

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[quote name='Eviltude']:lol:

I don't mean to make things any worse for myself, but Bud Light "Golden Wheat" sucks. (Thanks Mom!)[/QUOTE]

It won't stop me from trying it, but it will stop me from buying an 18 pack and wondering what the fuck to do with the other 17 bottles.
 
The other ones for January:
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I taped something really funny off of the local television station. Gonna put it on YouTube asap.
 
Noticed some 24 hour video/game rental place right down the road called Videomatic. Wonder what thats all about.[quote name='st0neface']One more question tiredfornow, what are your thoughts on "The Red"? The original one, not the second version of it.[/QUOTE]I didn't really like any of the Jaylib album.

[quote name='DarthPuma']Tonight, I was assaulted by an old man with some kind of blunt object. I also bought Uncharted 2.[/QUOTE]What happened, my main man?
 
I need to start buying highs again and smoking less. My head is starting to hurt over reg and while I enjoy being able to get two blunts or four-five joints out of a ten dollar bag, it really hurts my lungs sometimes.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']First, 2 points for racism working for you. Second, what were you waiting for?[/QUOTE]

Well, you know, I mean I had to grow up. :cool:


But now we're at a point where we're just thinking...what for?
 
If Law Abiding Citizen was noir it would be infinitely better. The first half of the movie was very disturbing and suspensful, but then it took a very predictable Hollywood turn and made the 2nd half pretty shitty. It had potential to be a decent movie, but I can't say I would reccommend it to anybody. :whistle2:|
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Noticed some 24 hour video/game rental place right down the road called Videomatic. Wonder what thats all about.I didn't really like any of the Jaylib album.

What happened, my main man?[/QUOTE]

My buddies and I were going to put a broken school desk in this chicks front lawn, because what the fuck else are we going to do with a broken school desk. At one point during the odyssey from the truck to her yard, we needed to hid for some reason, so we hid a car in a random driveway. We set up the desk fine (and got a big hell yeah from her drunk neighbor who found our act of juvenile delinquency to be hilarious), and ran our way back to the truck. Lo-and-behold, homeboy who's driveway we hid in is in the street by his house with his wife, holding what looked to be a lead pipe. As we ran by, he made a start toward me, and took an old man swing at me, which I easily evaded. I backed the fuck up, took off my bandanna and sunglasses disguise, explained the situation to calm him down enough that I knew he wouldn't make chase or call the cops, and ran the fuck out of there.

Great fun.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']My buddies and I were going to put a broken school desk in this chicks front lawn, because what the fuck else are we going to do with a broken school desk. At one point during the odyssey from the truck to her yard, we needed to hid for some reason, so we hid a car in a random driveway. We set up the desk fine (and got a big hell yeah from her drunk neighbor who found our act of juvenile delinquency to be hilarious), and ran our way back to the truck. Lo-and-behold, homeboy who's driveway we hid in is in the street by his house with his wife, holding what looked to be a lead pipe. As we ran by, he made a start toward me, and took an old man swing at me, which I easily evaded. I backed the fuck up, took off my bandanna and sunglasses disguise, explained the situation to calm him down enough that I knew he wouldn't make chase or call the cops, and ran the fuck out of there.

Great fun.[/QUOTE]

These are the stories that usually end up with you being shot. And dead.

And then we all laugh.

What the fuck ever happened to good ol' toilet paper? Damn.
 
Marten, would it be safe to open the box in front of my girlfriend?
 
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