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[quote name='shrike4242']Better than your pleasing me. :shock:

The women would be jealous. :rofl:[/QUOTE]
But your skin would be so silky smooth and you'd be well nourished.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Better than your pleasing me. :shock:

The women would be jealous. :rofl:[/QUOTE]

ZING!

[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']But your skin would be so silky smooth and you'd be well nourished.[/QUOTE]

Oh Shnap! Counter-ZING!

:rofl:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']But your skin would be so silky smooth and you'd be well nourished.[/QUOTE]

Only if there's no brown bag handy, of course.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well that made my decision right there. Five years is too damn long. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Ok, just watched Dark City. Verdict: pretty fucking cool. :cool:


Oh, and Sneaky: is that an ethnic slur I see? Please, don't go there.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']ZING!

Oh Shnap! Counter-ZING!

:rofl:[/QUOTE]

Bounces off of you, bounces off of me, for a Bank-y shot with two bumpers? :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']See, I know you'd liek to believe that you kike, but i've always openly hated you. There was no veil on that one you fucking cum slut douchejuice.[/QUOTE]
LANGUAGE!
 
I like kike's. The rainbow colored ones with the tails are my favorites, and THEN the box ones. I like them mainly on the beach.

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what?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Ok, just watched Dark City. Verdict: pretty fucking cool. :cool: [/QUOTE]

Good to know you liked it as well as I did.

Now you see what I'm talking about with her boobage?
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Holy shit![/QUOTE]

Seriously! That thing is big enough to swallow a whole person (as well as feed a small village - like these guys did).
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Seriously! That thing is big enough to swallow a whole person (as well as feed a small village - like these guys did).[/QUOTE]

646 lbs and the size of a grizzly bear? WTF did they use to catch it, mortar rounds? Grenades would just piss it off, I'm sure.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']:rofl:[/QUOTE]

IIRC, the name confusion over WWF is what forced the World Wrestling Federation to be renamed WWE (I don't remember what the letters stand for).
 
[quote name='jaykrue']IIRC, the name confusion over WWF is what forced the World Wrestling Federation to be renamed WWE (I don't remember what the letters stand for).[/QUOTE]

World Wrestling Federation/Entertainment.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Good to know you liked it as well as I did.

Now you see what I'm talking about with her boobage?[/QUOTE]

I liked it the first time I saw it, back in '99. :lol:

Well, it wasn't really on display in this one, but she's definitely not what she once was. :lol:

Still, I think it's general weight loss and nothing more until I see something conclusive.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']646 lbs and the size of a grizzly bear? WTF did they use to catch it, mortar rounds? Grenades would just piss it off, I'm sure.[/QUOTE]

It sure as hell wasn't a puny lil fishing pole that's for damn sure. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I liked it the first time I saw it, back in '99. :lol:

Well, it wasn't really on display in this one, but she's definitely not what she once was. :lol:

Still, I think it's general weight loss and nothing more until I see something conclusive.[/QUOTE]

Well, you gotta remember that women's boobies aren't static. Depending on their menstrual cycle they can fluctuate up and down between bra sizes. Food and diet are also a factor. I mean, look at what Lindsey Lohan did. :cry:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']IIRC, the name confusion over WWF is what forced the World Wrestling Federation to be renamed WWE (I don't remember what the letters stand for).[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I know...but a Dr. Zeb Hogan? Works for the WWF? :rofl:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Yeah, I know...but a Dr. Zeb Hogan? Works for the WWF? :rofl:[/QUOTE]

It's the Hulk's puny younger brother.

:rofl:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I liked it the first time I saw it, back in '99. :lol:

Well, it wasn't really on display in this one, but she's definitely not what she once was. :lol:

Still, I think it's general weight loss and nothing more until I see something conclusive.[/QUOTE]

I know you're the breast man for the job. ;)
 
[quote name='jaykrue']It's the Hulk's puny younger brother.

:rofl:[/QUOTE]
Maybe instead of drinking his milk and eating his vitamins he fed them to that fish...
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Well, you gotta remember that women's boobies aren't static. Depending on their menstrual cycle they can fluctuate up and down between bra sizes. Food and diet are also a factor. I mean, look at what Lindsey Lohan did. :cry:[/QUOTE]

I know. Damn she got hot quick didn't she? ;)

But then again hers definitely looked fake ... :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Yeah, I know...but a Dr. Zeb Hogan? Works for the WWF? :rofl:[/QUOTE]

What're the chances of that? Must've gone to try to get into the WWF and found the wrong one. :rofl:

"Excuse me. Have you seen my older brother, Hulk?" :D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I know. Damn she got hot quick didn't she? ;)

But then again hers definitely looked fake ... :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]

That's the point I was trying to make, she went from something reasonable to whoa in a few years, 1987 to 1991. And not much time in between there was she doing much growing.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']That's the point I was trying to make, she went from something reasonable to whoa in a few years, 1987 to 1991. And not much time in between there was she doing much growing.[/QUOTE]
87-91? Lohan was only a year old in 87.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']87-91? Lohan was only a year old in 87.[/QUOTE]

I think they were referring to Jennifer Connelly
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I know. Damn she got hot quick didn't she? ;)

But then again hers definitely looked fake ... :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]

She went from an annoying freckled skinny kid to a bloated too-much-makeup teen to a WTF HAPPENED young adult.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']It's Sub. Sometimes you never can tell...[/QUOTE]

At least babies won't make a big deal and file rape against you.

Plus, they can't give give birth.

Win-win situation.
 
[quote name='Moxio']She went from an annoying freckled skinny kid to a bloated too-much-makeup teen to a WTF HAPPENED young adult.[/QUOTE]
You misspelled anorexic.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']That's the point I was trying to make, she went from something reasonable to whoa in a few years, 1987 to 1991. And not much time in between there was she doing much growing.[/QUOTE]

87-91 would have taken her from 16-21. It's perfectly reasonable to expect there to be ... developments at that time.

One question: have you seen The Hot Spot('90)? It may prove a useful exhibit in this case. :drool: :drool: :drool: :lol:
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']If you screw a woman giving a breech birth, does that count as a threesome?[/QUOTE]
I think only if you hit the baby with one of your thrusts....
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']If you screw a woman giving a breech birth, does that count as a threesome?[/QUOTE]

Eeww... that definitely merits a :puke:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Eeww... that definitely merits a :puke:[/QUOTE]

That's what I was going to say, then I realized that it was my reputation which made that statement part of the conversation. :puke: :puke: :cry:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Well, you gotta remember that women's boobies aren't static. Depending on their menstrual cycle they can fluctuate up and down between bra sizes. Food and diet are also a factor. I mean, look at what Lindsey Lohan did. :cry:[/QUOTE]
:cry:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']That's what I was going to say, then I realized that it was my reputation which made that statement part of the conversation. :puke: :puke: :cry:[/QUOTE]

Not really. It was actually discussed in a lunch table conversation, and I just remembered it for some reason.
 
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