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Just sold my ROH NYC tickets to help cover for how much I dropped on Dv8's lowball. I made about $200 profit which trickles down to me actually spending $40 on the lowball.
The "Jeff Hardy is out of wrestling and in jail" wrestling topic
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So Hernandez got screwed out of his title shot a 2nd time? Good ol' TNA.
I like that AJ is the champ, but he's had no momentum / hype going into this title match.
I like that AJ is the champ, but he's had no momentum / hype going into this title match.
rickshankshaw
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Kurt Angle is overrated.
Ok, I don't care who here gets it done, or even if you have someone not from this forum to do it - but someone needs to blow up that photo and hold it up while Undertaker is making his scaaaaaary entrance. Hell, make 10 of them and have an entire row hold them up so the camera can't avoid them.
[quote name='rickshankshaw']Kurt Angle is overrated.[/QUOTE]
He was at one point but now it's the internet wrestling nerd cliche to say he's not very good. He's gone from being overrated to over-bashed.
Dude can put on some pretty entertaining matches, but he's not in my top 10 or anything and he definitely peaked several years ago. I wish he'd retire. As Meltzer said in regards to the amount of shit he has to take just to keep his neck from falling off his shoulders - a guy who has to take that much medication has no business being in the ring.
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Ok, I don't care who here gets it done, or even if you have someone not from this forum to do it - but someone needs to blow up that photo and hold it up while Undertaker is making his scaaaaaary entrance. Hell, make 10 of them and have an entire row hold them up so the camera can't avoid them.
He was at one point but now it's the internet wrestling nerd cliche to say he's not very good. He's gone from being overrated to over-bashed.
Dude can put on some pretty entertaining matches, but he's not in my top 10 or anything and he definitely peaked several years ago. I wish he'd retire. As Meltzer said in regards to the amount of shit he has to take just to keep his neck from falling off his shoulders - a guy who has to take that much medication has no business being in the ring.[/QUOTE]
Angle I think was pretty funny but he was never got around to being charismatic. Bret Hart was known for being stoic. Angle was the same way except his attempts at being funny were always with the same dry, self-deprecating humor. However he was never a natural draw in the way Rock, Austin, Hogan, Cena, HBK, HHH or even Orton are.
Match-wise, I think the majority of his matches were good back and forth style matches, but he never told a great story in the ring. His matches were always dry back and forth, hold for hold exchanges and encounters. But that's more of a MMA/Puro wrestling style than the ability to tell a story and he's almost never demonstrated that to me.
Angle has never had that HBK/Flair or Austin/Hart match-up that cemented their legacy to tell a story in the ring. Most of his matches were simply built around how long he could hold on to his Ankle Lock and that to me doesn't demonstrate the credentials to be called one of the best. He was great, no doubt. But best? No way.
Ok, I don't care who here gets it done, or even if you have someone not from this forum to do it - but someone needs to blow up that photo and hold it up while Undertaker is making his scaaaaaary entrance. Hell, make 10 of them and have an entire row hold them up so the camera can't avoid them.
He was at one point but now it's the internet wrestling nerd cliche to say he's not very good. He's gone from being overrated to over-bashed.
Dude can put on some pretty entertaining matches, but he's not in my top 10 or anything and he definitely peaked several years ago. I wish he'd retire. As Meltzer said in regards to the amount of shit he has to take just to keep his neck from falling off his shoulders - a guy who has to take that much medication has no business being in the ring.[/QUOTE]
Angle I think was pretty funny but he was never got around to being charismatic. Bret Hart was known for being stoic. Angle was the same way except his attempts at being funny were always with the same dry, self-deprecating humor. However he was never a natural draw in the way Rock, Austin, Hogan, Cena, HBK, HHH or even Orton are.
Match-wise, I think the majority of his matches were good back and forth style matches, but he never told a great story in the ring. His matches were always dry back and forth, hold for hold exchanges and encounters. But that's more of a MMA/Puro wrestling style than the ability to tell a story and he's almost never demonstrated that to me.
Angle has never had that HBK/Flair or Austin/Hart match-up that cemented their legacy to tell a story in the ring. Most of his matches were simply built around how long he could hold on to his Ankle Lock and that to me doesn't demonstrate the credentials to be called one of the best. He was great, no doubt. But best? No way.
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[quote name='rickshankshaw']Angle I think was pretty funny but he was never got around to being charismatic. Bret Hart was known for being stoic. Angle was the same way except his attempts at being funny were always with the same dry, self-deprecating humor. However he was never a natural draw in the way Rock, Austin, Hogan, Cena, HBK, HHH or even Orton are.
Match-wise, I think the majority of his matches were good back and forth style matches, but he never told a great story in the ring. His matches were always dry back and forth, hold for hold exchanges and encounters. But that's more of a MMA/Puro wrestling style than the ability to tell a story and he's almost never demonstrated that to me.
Angle has never had that HBK/Flair or Austin/Hart match-up that cemented their legacy to tell a story in the ring. Most of his matches were simply built around how long he could hold on to his Ankle Lock and that to me doesn't demonstrate the credentials to be called one of the best. He was great, no doubt. But best? No way.[/QUOTE]
The only thing I would disagree with is a legacy match-up. I think his matches with Brock Lesnar were his best.
Match-wise, I think the majority of his matches were good back and forth style matches, but he never told a great story in the ring. His matches were always dry back and forth, hold for hold exchanges and encounters. But that's more of a MMA/Puro wrestling style than the ability to tell a story and he's almost never demonstrated that to me.
Angle has never had that HBK/Flair or Austin/Hart match-up that cemented their legacy to tell a story in the ring. Most of his matches were simply built around how long he could hold on to his Ankle Lock and that to me doesn't demonstrate the credentials to be called one of the best. He was great, no doubt. But best? No way.[/QUOTE]
The only thing I would disagree with is a legacy match-up. I think his matches with Brock Lesnar were his best.
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[quote name='GuilewasNK']The only thing I would disagree with is a legacy match-up. I think his matches with Brock Lesnar were his best.[/QUOTE]
I have to agree. Angle was at his best against Brock. However I don't think that feud was nearly as iconic as it could have been. Maybe if Brock had landed that Shooting Star Press. Either way, that was the Paul Heyman show.
I mean HBK is still putting on classics. Say what you will but his match at Breaking Point against Legacy was better than probably anything Angle did this year. Maybe even last year. Benoit & Guerrero would both be placed higher than Angle on my list. And I think Nigel McGuinness and Brian Danielson are both going to soar past Angle in the standings of "best ever".
I have to agree. Angle was at his best against Brock. However I don't think that feud was nearly as iconic as it could have been. Maybe if Brock had landed that Shooting Star Press. Either way, that was the Paul Heyman show.
I mean HBK is still putting on classics. Say what you will but his match at Breaking Point against Legacy was better than probably anything Angle did this year. Maybe even last year. Benoit & Guerrero would both be placed higher than Angle on my list. And I think Nigel McGuinness and Brian Danielson are both going to soar past Angle in the standings of "best ever".
[quote name='neocisco']Daniels, Joe, Angle (still better than most), Booker T can still go, MCMG, Beer Money...[/QUOTE]
All I know is that the best TNA matches I've ever seen have involved some combination of Samoa Joe, Daniels, and AJ against one another.
Booker T's offense has never impressed me. His axe kick looks about as devastating as Hogan's leg drop.
EDIT - Almost forgot. I don't think Angle is overrated. He had a few awesome matches against the Undertaker and Chris Benoit. I always thought he was great on the mic. One of the funniest wrestling moments ever was when Angle tagged with Bob Holly back when Holly was calling himself "The Big Shot". Anyhow, the Angle/Holly team lost a match and afterwards, Angle suggested that Holly replace the "O" in his "Big Shot" name with one of his three "I's".
All I know is that the best TNA matches I've ever seen have involved some combination of Samoa Joe, Daniels, and AJ against one another.
Booker T's offense has never impressed me. His axe kick looks about as devastating as Hogan's leg drop.
EDIT - Almost forgot. I don't think Angle is overrated. He had a few awesome matches against the Undertaker and Chris Benoit. I always thought he was great on the mic. One of the funniest wrestling moments ever was when Angle tagged with Bob Holly back when Holly was calling himself "The Big Shot". Anyhow, the Angle/Holly team lost a match and afterwards, Angle suggested that Holly replace the "O" in his "Big Shot" name with one of his three "I's".
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NS was a decent show. A lot of the card was kind of unspectacular, with the KOs tag seeming way too short for an inaugural championship match, and the short EY match, which at least had a highlight of him selling the Border Toss as if he was a human pinball. Joe-Daniels was good, but not up to the level of their '05 work. It seemed like two guys mostly going through the motions, and was still probably the best match on the show.
Dinero's pre-match promo was so damn great. Ever since he did commentary once on ECW, I've thought there was something special with Burke, and he's finally living up to that with this Pope character. His promos have more life in them than anyone else's, he actually looks like a star, acts like one, and even pulled off product placement perfectly since "Pope's gotta pay his bills!". Greatness. Dinero-Suicide was certainly better than their short Impact match, although they kind of rushed the falls count anywhere stip, they at least made good use of it and used the backstage area for a while. The mooning spot was amusing and Taz was on fire throughout the whole thing, especially during the golf cart bit. The finish, with Suicide jumping off the set with a legdrop through a table...and missing... looked good and just HAD to suck for Kaz. First that giant legdrop off the Ultimate X and then this. His back is gonna be
ed in five years.
Taz actually seemed to bring Tenay up with him tonight, which made this a fun show to listen to for the right reasons. The Knockouts title match was fine for a comedy match, and again helped by Taz on commentary. The legends title match was better than I expected, with Nash moving around great AND busting out the swank all red attire. Foley was funny on commentary, and hearing he and Taz talk about JEEP SWENSON on PPV in 2009 was omething else. Lethal Lockdown was a match - nothing special at all until the end with the double suplex on top of the cage. Definitely the worst Lethal Lockdown match in TNA history, and it amazed me to see them waste the stip on a B show in a feud that didn't really need the match right now.
The main event was decent, although a cluster when Hernandez and EY were out there. Hernandez cashing in his case BEFORE the match was hilarious. In a match with Sting involved, he came off like a moronic babyface. Sting laying the table for AJ's win was nice and worked into the pre-match promo where he basically said that he hoped either he or AJ won, and him keeping Morgan at bay allowed AJ to win and set up yet another title shot for Sting at the PPV so Angle can face either Morgan or Lashley. The show closing with AJ surrounded by a ring full of fans was awesome. Sure, it was a bit too much like Christian doing that in '06, but this still seemed special because AJ hasn't held the title in over 4 years and in that time, the company has rarely featured a homegrown guy in the top spot. It felt like a huge deal and they put it over as one. It also made AJ the first guy in history to hold the NWA World and TNA World, X Title, Legends belt, and both the NWA and TNA World Tag Titles.
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Booker is a world tag team champion - he has a reason to look motivated, he just chooses not to. Scott frickin Steiner, who moves like he's 1,000 years old, is the workhorse of the team. Booker T just sucks now, and it's sad to see because up until the past year, he at least tried and was often quite good.
Dinero's pre-match promo was so damn great. Ever since he did commentary once on ECW, I've thought there was something special with Burke, and he's finally living up to that with this Pope character. His promos have more life in them than anyone else's, he actually looks like a star, acts like one, and even pulled off product placement perfectly since "Pope's gotta pay his bills!". Greatness. Dinero-Suicide was certainly better than their short Impact match, although they kind of rushed the falls count anywhere stip, they at least made good use of it and used the backstage area for a while. The mooning spot was amusing and Taz was on fire throughout the whole thing, especially during the golf cart bit. The finish, with Suicide jumping off the set with a legdrop through a table...and missing... looked good and just HAD to suck for Kaz. First that giant legdrop off the Ultimate X and then this. His back is gonna be
ed in five years.Taz actually seemed to bring Tenay up with him tonight, which made this a fun show to listen to for the right reasons. The Knockouts title match was fine for a comedy match, and again helped by Taz on commentary. The legends title match was better than I expected, with Nash moving around great AND busting out the swank all red attire. Foley was funny on commentary, and hearing he and Taz talk about JEEP SWENSON on PPV in 2009 was omething else. Lethal Lockdown was a match - nothing special at all until the end with the double suplex on top of the cage. Definitely the worst Lethal Lockdown match in TNA history, and it amazed me to see them waste the stip on a B show in a feud that didn't really need the match right now.
The main event was decent, although a cluster when Hernandez and EY were out there. Hernandez cashing in his case BEFORE the match was hilarious. In a match with Sting involved, he came off like a moronic babyface. Sting laying the table for AJ's win was nice and worked into the pre-match promo where he basically said that he hoped either he or AJ won, and him keeping Morgan at bay allowed AJ to win and set up yet another title shot for Sting at the PPV so Angle can face either Morgan or Lashley. The show closing with AJ surrounded by a ring full of fans was awesome. Sure, it was a bit too much like Christian doing that in '06, but this still seemed special because AJ hasn't held the title in over 4 years and in that time, the company has rarely featured a homegrown guy in the top spot. It felt like a huge deal and they put it over as one. It also made AJ the first guy in history to hold the NWA World and TNA World, X Title, Legends belt, and both the NWA and TNA World Tag Titles.
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Lauren - Due to an outcry by TNA fans who wanted to see you versus Suicide one more time, as an added PPV bonus, TNA management has approved you versus Suicide tonight.
Pope - OUTCRY! OUTCRIES ARE SOMETHING POPE IS USED TO HEARING FROM HIS CONGREGATION. But you mentioned outcry from fans…let Pope and his infinite wisdom explain this to you. The only entity that deserves to be crying out is one called Suicidee cuz Pope BEAT HIM LIKE A REDNECK with two night sticks, a taser gun, and a can of mace - know what I’m sayin?
Lauren - Define what that means.
Pope - What that means is that Pope has excommunited him with extreme prejudice. TNA management - I’M THE POPE - THEY DON’T TELL ME WHO I WRESTLE. Hang on, they got me all worked up. I need to re-energize myself…with this SIX HOUR POWER DRINK BY STACKER! Pope gotta pay his bills - know what I’m sayin? Now back to Suicidee…(Suicide jumps him)
Taz - How much stuff we got back there? We got cranes, dumpsters, red headed referees - WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON HERE?
(as Pope gets into a golf cart)Taz - IT’S THE OLD…golf cart into the something something! PUT IT IN REVERSE, POPE! He’s used to people driving him around - not driving himself. Hit the D! He had a rear chinlock on him while driving - you don’t see that much, neither.
(as Pope’s tights are pulled down)Taz - WHAT DA HELL!? A little too much info for me!
Tenay - That’s some kind of a wardrobe malfunction if ya will.
Taz - YOU THINK!?
Taz - Good he kicked out - don’t wanna get pinned with your rear end hanging out! Trying to be PC here Mike.
Tenay - There’s a wrestling term for that, isn’t there.
Taz - eah.
Tenay - And it starts with showing…
Taz - It’s like watching a Ric Flair match!
Taz - He’s picked up his…undies.
(as Deaner jumps off the top)Tenay - IT’S THE CROTCH CLAW!
Taz - Oh man - the ole yam bag clutch! HELP DIS GUY!
(as ODB slams Deaner’s head into her crotch)Tenay - HERE SHE COMES!
Taz - I hope not!
Foley - Unlike a lot of others, including me, Nash is in great shape for a man of his…seasoned tenure!
Foley - Those elbows are discombobulating and distract you from the task at hand, which is winning the match.
Taz - Disombobulation is never good unless you’re giving the discombobulation.
Foley - As far as functional ring strength, I’d put Abyss up there near the top.
Taz - Even more than Jeep Swenson?
Foley - Jeep’s wasn’t exactly functional. He just had 700 pounds on his chest.
Foley - I’m gonna give him this bat - hold onto my wallet, Taz.
Taz - I got your wallet and your Twizzler.
JB - People are saying you guys are underdogs because you don’t get along with the British Invasion.
Steiner - DO I LOOK LIKE I’M WORRIED ABOUT WHAT ANYONE’S SAYING? I GOT ALL MY BALLS IN THE HOLE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? AS FAR AS US LIKING THE INVASION, NO - WE DON’T BRITISH PEOPLE, CANADIANS, OR ANY FOREIGNERS! AS THE SAYING GOES, IF YOU DON’T SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE, GET DA HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY! WHEN WE LEAVE THE LOCKER ROOM AND SEE THEM, WE’LL TELL DOUG, DEM, DON, WHATEVER, TELL EM TO STAY OUT OF OUR WAY! THEY’RE GONNA GET SOME TOO!
(as Williams climbs to the top of the cage)Taz - WHERE’S DOUG WILLIAMS GOING!? Well, I know it’s to the top. It’s a rhetorical question.
Tenay- That’s Brutus.
Taz - Eh, they’re British - they all look alike!
Sting - AJ, let’s let tonight be the first day in the rest of our lives.
Pope - OUTCRY! OUTCRIES ARE SOMETHING POPE IS USED TO HEARING FROM HIS CONGREGATION. But you mentioned outcry from fans…let Pope and his infinite wisdom explain this to you. The only entity that deserves to be crying out is one called Suicidee cuz Pope BEAT HIM LIKE A REDNECK with two night sticks, a taser gun, and a can of mace - know what I’m sayin?
Lauren - Define what that means.
Pope - What that means is that Pope has excommunited him with extreme prejudice. TNA management - I’M THE POPE - THEY DON’T TELL ME WHO I WRESTLE. Hang on, they got me all worked up. I need to re-energize myself…with this SIX HOUR POWER DRINK BY STACKER! Pope gotta pay his bills - know what I’m sayin? Now back to Suicidee…(Suicide jumps him)
Taz - How much stuff we got back there? We got cranes, dumpsters, red headed referees - WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON HERE?
(as Pope gets into a golf cart)Taz - IT’S THE OLD…golf cart into the something something! PUT IT IN REVERSE, POPE! He’s used to people driving him around - not driving himself. Hit the D! He had a rear chinlock on him while driving - you don’t see that much, neither.
(as Pope’s tights are pulled down)Taz - WHAT DA HELL!? A little too much info for me!
Tenay - That’s some kind of a wardrobe malfunction if ya will.
Taz - YOU THINK!?
Taz - Good he kicked out - don’t wanna get pinned with your rear end hanging out! Trying to be PC here Mike.
Tenay - There’s a wrestling term for that, isn’t there.
Taz - eah.
Tenay - And it starts with showing…
Taz - It’s like watching a Ric Flair match!
Taz - He’s picked up his…undies.
(as Deaner jumps off the top)Tenay - IT’S THE CROTCH CLAW!
Taz - Oh man - the ole yam bag clutch! HELP DIS GUY!
(as ODB slams Deaner’s head into her crotch)Tenay - HERE SHE COMES!
Taz - I hope not!
Foley - Unlike a lot of others, including me, Nash is in great shape for a man of his…seasoned tenure!
Foley - Those elbows are discombobulating and distract you from the task at hand, which is winning the match.
Taz - Disombobulation is never good unless you’re giving the discombobulation.
Foley - As far as functional ring strength, I’d put Abyss up there near the top.
Taz - Even more than Jeep Swenson?
Foley - Jeep’s wasn’t exactly functional. He just had 700 pounds on his chest.
Foley - I’m gonna give him this bat - hold onto my wallet, Taz.
Taz - I got your wallet and your Twizzler.
JB - People are saying you guys are underdogs because you don’t get along with the British Invasion.
Steiner - DO I LOOK LIKE I’M WORRIED ABOUT WHAT ANYONE’S SAYING? I GOT ALL MY BALLS IN THE HOLE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? AS FAR AS US LIKING THE INVASION, NO - WE DON’T BRITISH PEOPLE, CANADIANS, OR ANY FOREIGNERS! AS THE SAYING GOES, IF YOU DON’T SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE, GET DA HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY! WHEN WE LEAVE THE LOCKER ROOM AND SEE THEM, WE’LL TELL DOUG, DEM, DON, WHATEVER, TELL EM TO STAY OUT OF OUR WAY! THEY’RE GONNA GET SOME TOO!
(as Williams climbs to the top of the cage)Taz - WHERE’S DOUG WILLIAMS GOING!? Well, I know it’s to the top. It’s a rhetorical question.
Tenay- That’s Brutus.
Taz - Eh, they’re British - they all look alike!
Sting - AJ, let’s let tonight be the first day in the rest of our lives.
Booker is a world tag team champion - he has a reason to look motivated, he just chooses not to. Scott frickin Steiner, who moves like he's 1,000 years old, is the workhorse of the team. Booker T just sucks now, and it's sad to see because up until the past year, he at least tried and was often quite good.
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Booker T is a shadow of his WCW self.
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[quote name='rickshankshaw']Booker T is a shadow of his WCW self.[/QUOTE]
He was good up till the King Book'a crap.
He was good up till the King Book'a crap.
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That reminds me of the good ol' days.
[/QUOTE]That reminds me of the good ol' days.
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Booker was great in the King role - he was a comedy act, but he still had great matches and got into the character. He was also really good early in his TNA run. Over the past year though, he's become a complete joke and clearly doesn't give a shit anymore.
The DG USA PPV DVD is now available for pre-order on DGUSA.tv - it's got a ton of extras on a bonus disc, has six-panel packaging, and is $20 with $5 shipping via Paypal.
http://www.dgusa.tv/storehistoricmatch.htm
The DG USA PPV DVD is now available for pre-order on DGUSA.tv - it's got a ton of extras on a bonus disc, has six-panel packaging, and is $20 with $5 shipping via Paypal.
http://www.dgusa.tv/storehistoricmatch.htm
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Reverend Al Sharpton has been confirmed as next weeks host according to prowrestling.net. Oh this ought to be fun.....
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[quote name='chuplayer']racially uncomfortable to watch.[/quote]
wwe.
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Was gonna say the same thing.
That Cedric segment was lame.
That Cedric segment was lame.
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Great... here comes Cedric again.
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Ok the Kool-Aid Man bit was funny.
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That was a subtle plug.
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Good God how long did that shit go on for?
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[quote name='masked lemon']Good God how long did that shit go on for?[/QUOTE]
It felt like thirty years.
It felt like thirty years.
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... More talking?Can we get a
ing match, please?
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RAW sucks the fattest dick.
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Wait, who's the big guy with Cedric? I can't figure it out.
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Geez.... rerun of The Office started just as the lame Chavo thing started on RAW. The Office had gone to commercial one and returned back to show... AND THE LAME CHAVO THING WAS STILL GOING ON. Good god has RAW sucked tonight.
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And they do the honorable thing by not having someone run in during Lillian's goodbye speech.
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This wasn't all that great a show, but it did do a good job of building stuff for the future. The Cedric stuff wasn't all that good outside of the Mark Henry graphic, I loved all the stuff they did with DX vs. Legacy tonight. Legacy laid them out in a great beatdown, and Cody was given far more than I expected in his match with HHH that went about 10 minutes - also quite a bit longer than I thought it would be.
Miz vs. Bourne was really good, with Bourne making Miz look like a million bucks throughout it. I loved the apron kneelift from Miz, and Bourne landing on his fet after the SSP - I don't think I've ever seen that before, and it led to a smooth transition to the Skull Crushing Finale. Swagger vs. Kofi was also good while it lasted, even if they did kind of squander that match for the sake of adding Swagger to the HIAC PPV match, which kind of deflated me a bit as I would've preferred having Miz win it in a one-on-one match. Plus, having Swagger just take the belt from Miz after he re-took it kinda makes the champion look like a moron. And by doing it, Swagger lost the match that he could have won for the belt anyway, so he looks stupid too. At least the PPV match should be great.
The serious stuff in the contract signing was good, but the comedy fell flat. At least they used it to build up the PPV, and the main event for this show, and by proxy, the main event for next week's Raw, so it at least served a greater purpose. The Beth-Mickie divas match was was shorter than expected, but having Fox attack Mickie after the bell certainly did more to help her get over, so I liked that.
Lilian's speech was awesome and definitely the best, and most genuine part of the show. It was pretty memorable too since she couldn't stop crying throughout it, and yet still did her job afterwards for the main event. That wasn't anything special aside from the chop block>RKO finish, which I liked a lot. I also like the gauntlet setup as I think Cena can have a decent, quick match with everyone involved.
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Found this on the DVDVR board and thought I'd share it with folks here. It's from Lou Thesz: Strong and Beautiful, which beyond being the funniest DVD name of all time, also contains some Lou Thesz matches.
Part 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6OB273TC
Part 2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HDDPPL1Q
Part 1
Lou Thesz vs Tom Rice - 2/3 Falls (L.A. 1954)
Lou Thesz vs Don Leo Jonathan - 2/3 Falls (Chicago 1955)
Lou Thesz vs Gene Kiniski (Atlanta 1967) [Clips]
Lou Thesz vs Ruffy Silverstein (Chicago 1951) [Only the 1st Fall]
Lou Thesz vs Hans Schmidt - 2/3 Falls (Chicago 1955)
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Part 2
Lou Thesz vs Walter Palmer - 2/3 Falls (Chicago 1951)
Lou Thesz vs Mighty Atlas - 2/3 Falls (Chicago 1953)
Lou Thesz vs Jose Quintero (Minneapolis 1967) [Clipped]
Lou thesz vs Tony Romano (IWA 1975)
Nelson Royal, Luis Martinez & Lou Thesz vs The Mongols & Eric The Red (IWA 1975)
Lou Thesz & Mil Mascaras vs Beautful Bruce & Kurt Von Hess (IWA 1975)
Miz vs. Bourne was really good, with Bourne making Miz look like a million bucks throughout it. I loved the apron kneelift from Miz, and Bourne landing on his fet after the SSP - I don't think I've ever seen that before, and it led to a smooth transition to the Skull Crushing Finale. Swagger vs. Kofi was also good while it lasted, even if they did kind of squander that match for the sake of adding Swagger to the HIAC PPV match, which kind of deflated me a bit as I would've preferred having Miz win it in a one-on-one match. Plus, having Swagger just take the belt from Miz after he re-took it kinda makes the champion look like a moron. And by doing it, Swagger lost the match that he could have won for the belt anyway, so he looks stupid too. At least the PPV match should be great.
The serious stuff in the contract signing was good, but the comedy fell flat. At least they used it to build up the PPV, and the main event for this show, and by proxy, the main event for next week's Raw, so it at least served a greater purpose. The Beth-Mickie divas match was was shorter than expected, but having Fox attack Mickie after the bell certainly did more to help her get over, so I liked that.
Lilian's speech was awesome and definitely the best, and most genuine part of the show. It was pretty memorable too since she couldn't stop crying throughout it, and yet still did her job afterwards for the main event. That wasn't anything special aside from the chop block>RKO finish, which I liked a lot. I also like the gauntlet setup as I think Cena can have a decent, quick match with everyone involved.
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(as a baby cries in a rabbi‘s arms)Cedric - You circumcised a baby in the limo? I don’t want one, rabbi - I’m a grown man! A GOAT!? THAT’S WHERE THE ALCOHOL WENT!
HHH - Shawn who was in the first Cell match ever?
HBK - ME
HBK - WHO WON THE FIRST CELL MATCH?
HHH - ME!
HBK - Who has won more cell matches than anyone?
HHH - ME!
HBK - How many?
HHH -FIVE!
HBK - Who has never competed in a Cell match and has no idea of the devastation the human body must endure to even compete in one?
HHH - OOH! That would be our opponents, Cody and Ted! They’ve never, ever competed inside Hell in the Cell, they have no idea what they are about to go through. The last time DX was inside the Cell, our opponents left beaten, battered, and destroyed. And who was that? Shawn.
HBK - Vincent Kennedy McMahon. And ya know what? We actually liked him…
HHH - We actually like him, and Cody and Ted - we don’t like you! Cody’s about to come out here in a minute, and catch a beating. But in 2 weeks, you’re gonna get EVERYTHING THAT HELL IN A CELL PROMISES TO BE! DESTRUCTION! CARNAGE! YOU’LL RECEIVE THE BEATINGS OF YOUR LIVES! At Hell in a Cell, the thing between Legacy and DX COMES TO AN END!
King - THIS SHOW IS GONNA BE OFF THE HOOK!
Cole - DX has been in 10 Hell in a Cell matches combined!
(on the Legacy-DX Cell)King - CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT’LL BE INSIDE THE CARNAGE!?
Cedric - I’M THE REAL DEAL! I’M A BIG WWE FAN! I LOVE THE RAW!
Cedric - We got the son of Cowboy Bob Thorton. ORTON! We got the son of Million Dollar Man, Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase. We got the illegitimate son of Andre and King Kong Bundy in the Big Show. We got the illegitimate son of Kool Aid Man! THEN WE GOT THE SON OF A JACKASS - THE MIZ!
Santino - I CANNOT BELIEVE I AN STANDING HERE WITH FREDRICK THE ENTERTAINMENT!
Cedric - CENDRIC! With a C.
Santino - I’ll just call you Fred - your new DVD All Star Comedy Jam, has inspired me to be a stand up comedy man!
Cedric - I can set it up! YOU CAN ROCK SOME STAND UP FOR THE CROWD! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GET READY TO HAVE YOUR FUNNY BONE TICKLED AND BODY SLAMMED! FROM THE MILAN MIRACLE, SANTINO MARELLA!
Santino - I hope you’re wearing a bullet proof vest - I’M GONNA KILL! You ever notice when you go fast food place, they ask if you want your food big-sized? THEY SHOULD SAY YOU BECOME BIG SIZED…
Cendric - Yes…I JUST WANNA SAY THAT BEYONCE HAD THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME! LET’S HAVE A GOOD TIME Y’ALL! (Chavo comes out)
Santino - FRED!
Cendric - I know who this is - speaking of funny people, this guy’s funny - anyone that lets a leprechaun beat him up is hilarious! That makes me laugh! What you mean he didn’t let him lose? He really loses to the leprechaun… Chavo…you lose to leprechaun? Little bitty leprechaun!?
Chavo - Hornswoggle’s not the problem - every time I face him PUNK GUEST HOSTS ALWAYS PUT ME IN A NO-WIN SITUATION! I’M TIRED OF THIS! I’M SICK OF THIS GUEST HOST JUNK! IT’S PATHETIC!
Cedric - The only thing pathetic here you being karate chopped by Bob Barker last week!
Santino - OH NO YOU DIDN’T!
Chavo - So you’re a tough guy now? I’m here to MAKE A CHALLENGE! TO YOU CEDRIC! TONIGHT! I want to challenge you to a match! CHAVO VS CEDRIC!
Cendric - Nah. I don’t wrestle - I’m cool. Plus I’m in my own battle, with my new movie I directed! FOOLBATTLE.COM!
Santino - FRED ACCEPTS! FREDERICK THE ENTERTAINMENT AGAINST CHAVO THE LEPRECHAUN LOSER! YOU’RE GONNA PUNCH HIM!
Cendric - I don’t wanna wear the little tight pants.
Santino - I got a tailor.
Josh - Why did you steal the U.S. Title?
Miz - I only took what’s going to be mine anyways. I look and act like more of a champion than Kofi is. I am the reason people watch Raw. U.S. champions should be from the USA! I didn’t float over on a raft, get washed on shore with a Bob Marley CD…(Kofi jumps him)
Cena - At Hell in a Cell, if you don’t win - YOU GET NOTHING! And Randy Orton, the once-mighty leader who ruled LEGACY WILL THEN BECOME A DUDE IN HIS UNDERWEAR who hangs out with two other dudes in their underwear. THAT’S the funny part. Then we get serious… You see - through all the punishment you’ve put me through, all the beatings and devious schemes - I’ve looked in your eyes and know what you’re capable of. It’s you that should be worried because you have know idea what I’m capable of. At Hell in a Cell, I’m not just gonna “try my best to win“… AT HELL IN THE CELL WHEN THEY LOCK THE DOOR - I WILL DESTROY RANDY ORTON!
Orton - I would love nothing more to RKO you through this table right here, right now! Legally, I can’t do that. You know what’s so great about you John - your arrogance has caused people to despise you ever since you entered WWE. HIAC may be in 2 weeks, but I’ve found two people who have no problem putting you through Hell right now…(Jerishow comes out)
Cole - He should be called Cedric the SPORTS ENTERTAINER!
King - I think he’s got my old cape. And shirt. And crown. He’s got crowns everywhere!
(after Cedric puts on a mask)King - Now he’s a luchador!
Cole - WITH A TOPHAT!
(after Ced does the switch)King - Has he grown?
(after Chavo is pressed into the ring)Cole - SHAZAM!
King - WHAT!? Did you say Shazam?
King - Tonight is the final night for one of our divas here in WWE - we’d like to thank Lilian Garcia for over 10 years of service to the WWE. Thank you, Lilian.
Lilian - Thank you… You know, 10 years ago when I signed up for this, I never knew what kind of an adventure it would. I’ve traveled all over the world. I’ve even gotten to sing the national anthem - which was a great honor especially after 9/11, and performing it for our troops. It has been a true privalege to work with such an amazing organization, all the crew, the talented athletes - the best athletes in the world - the WWE superstars. It has been an honor to announce some of the greatest matches in all of the WWE. In WWE history - the biggest honor has been to entertain you, to be here with you, and to have you support me. I’m gonna miss you so much, but I have to tell you that my heart will always be right here in this ring. Right here…for you…I love you and I thank you! (fans clap and Lilian cries)
Jericho - Randy, I just wanna remind you that we don’t like Cena as much as you do, which is why we went to our guest host and up the ante for this match. What we agreed upon is that if we lose, then next week, you have to face Mark Henry, MVP, and John Cena in a 3-on-1 gauntlet match.
Show - Randy, relax - trust us. It’s what we’re good at. If we win, next week, Cena is gonna be in his own gauntlet match against you, Jericho, and myself. So all we gotta do is win tonight.
Cole - THIS IS MONDAY NIGHT LIVE…Raw…Live…and it’s the main event.
HHH - Shawn who was in the first Cell match ever?
HBK - ME
HBK - WHO WON THE FIRST CELL MATCH?
HHH - ME!
HBK - Who has won more cell matches than anyone?
HHH - ME!
HBK - How many?
HHH -FIVE!
HBK - Who has never competed in a Cell match and has no idea of the devastation the human body must endure to even compete in one?
HHH - OOH! That would be our opponents, Cody and Ted! They’ve never, ever competed inside Hell in the Cell, they have no idea what they are about to go through. The last time DX was inside the Cell, our opponents left beaten, battered, and destroyed. And who was that? Shawn.
HBK - Vincent Kennedy McMahon. And ya know what? We actually liked him…
HHH - We actually like him, and Cody and Ted - we don’t like you! Cody’s about to come out here in a minute, and catch a beating. But in 2 weeks, you’re gonna get EVERYTHING THAT HELL IN A CELL PROMISES TO BE! DESTRUCTION! CARNAGE! YOU’LL RECEIVE THE BEATINGS OF YOUR LIVES! At Hell in a Cell, the thing between Legacy and DX COMES TO AN END!
King - THIS SHOW IS GONNA BE OFF THE HOOK!
Cole - DX has been in 10 Hell in a Cell matches combined!
(on the Legacy-DX Cell)King - CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT’LL BE INSIDE THE CARNAGE!?
Cedric - I’M THE REAL DEAL! I’M A BIG WWE FAN! I LOVE THE RAW!
Cedric - We got the son of Cowboy Bob Thorton. ORTON! We got the son of Million Dollar Man, Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase. We got the illegitimate son of Andre and King Kong Bundy in the Big Show. We got the illegitimate son of Kool Aid Man! THEN WE GOT THE SON OF A JACKASS - THE MIZ!
Santino - I CANNOT BELIEVE I AN STANDING HERE WITH FREDRICK THE ENTERTAINMENT!
Cedric - CENDRIC! With a C.
Santino - I’ll just call you Fred - your new DVD All Star Comedy Jam, has inspired me to be a stand up comedy man!
Cedric - I can set it up! YOU CAN ROCK SOME STAND UP FOR THE CROWD! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GET READY TO HAVE YOUR FUNNY BONE TICKLED AND BODY SLAMMED! FROM THE MILAN MIRACLE, SANTINO MARELLA!
Santino - I hope you’re wearing a bullet proof vest - I’M GONNA KILL! You ever notice when you go fast food place, they ask if you want your food big-sized? THEY SHOULD SAY YOU BECOME BIG SIZED…
Cendric - Yes…I JUST WANNA SAY THAT BEYONCE HAD THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME! LET’S HAVE A GOOD TIME Y’ALL! (Chavo comes out)
Santino - FRED!
Cendric - I know who this is - speaking of funny people, this guy’s funny - anyone that lets a leprechaun beat him up is hilarious! That makes me laugh! What you mean he didn’t let him lose? He really loses to the leprechaun… Chavo…you lose to leprechaun? Little bitty leprechaun!?
Chavo - Hornswoggle’s not the problem - every time I face him PUNK GUEST HOSTS ALWAYS PUT ME IN A NO-WIN SITUATION! I’M TIRED OF THIS! I’M SICK OF THIS GUEST HOST JUNK! IT’S PATHETIC!
Cedric - The only thing pathetic here you being karate chopped by Bob Barker last week!
Santino - OH NO YOU DIDN’T!
Chavo - So you’re a tough guy now? I’m here to MAKE A CHALLENGE! TO YOU CEDRIC! TONIGHT! I want to challenge you to a match! CHAVO VS CEDRIC!
Cendric - Nah. I don’t wrestle - I’m cool. Plus I’m in my own battle, with my new movie I directed! FOOLBATTLE.COM!
Santino - FRED ACCEPTS! FREDERICK THE ENTERTAINMENT AGAINST CHAVO THE LEPRECHAUN LOSER! YOU’RE GONNA PUNCH HIM!
Cendric - I don’t wanna wear the little tight pants.
Santino - I got a tailor.
Josh - Why did you steal the U.S. Title?
Miz - I only took what’s going to be mine anyways. I look and act like more of a champion than Kofi is. I am the reason people watch Raw. U.S. champions should be from the USA! I didn’t float over on a raft, get washed on shore with a Bob Marley CD…(Kofi jumps him)
Cena - At Hell in a Cell, if you don’t win - YOU GET NOTHING! And Randy Orton, the once-mighty leader who ruled LEGACY WILL THEN BECOME A DUDE IN HIS UNDERWEAR who hangs out with two other dudes in their underwear. THAT’S the funny part. Then we get serious… You see - through all the punishment you’ve put me through, all the beatings and devious schemes - I’ve looked in your eyes and know what you’re capable of. It’s you that should be worried because you have know idea what I’m capable of. At Hell in a Cell, I’m not just gonna “try my best to win“… AT HELL IN THE CELL WHEN THEY LOCK THE DOOR - I WILL DESTROY RANDY ORTON!
Orton - I would love nothing more to RKO you through this table right here, right now! Legally, I can’t do that. You know what’s so great about you John - your arrogance has caused people to despise you ever since you entered WWE. HIAC may be in 2 weeks, but I’ve found two people who have no problem putting you through Hell right now…(Jerishow comes out)
Cole - He should be called Cedric the SPORTS ENTERTAINER!
King - I think he’s got my old cape. And shirt. And crown. He’s got crowns everywhere!
(after Cedric puts on a mask)King - Now he’s a luchador!
Cole - WITH A TOPHAT!
(after Ced does the switch)King - Has he grown?
(after Chavo is pressed into the ring)Cole - SHAZAM!
King - WHAT!? Did you say Shazam?
King - Tonight is the final night for one of our divas here in WWE - we’d like to thank Lilian Garcia for over 10 years of service to the WWE. Thank you, Lilian.
Lilian - Thank you… You know, 10 years ago when I signed up for this, I never knew what kind of an adventure it would. I’ve traveled all over the world. I’ve even gotten to sing the national anthem - which was a great honor especially after 9/11, and performing it for our troops. It has been a true privalege to work with such an amazing organization, all the crew, the talented athletes - the best athletes in the world - the WWE superstars. It has been an honor to announce some of the greatest matches in all of the WWE. In WWE history - the biggest honor has been to entertain you, to be here with you, and to have you support me. I’m gonna miss you so much, but I have to tell you that my heart will always be right here in this ring. Right here…for you…I love you and I thank you! (fans clap and Lilian cries)
Jericho - Randy, I just wanna remind you that we don’t like Cena as much as you do, which is why we went to our guest host and up the ante for this match. What we agreed upon is that if we lose, then next week, you have to face Mark Henry, MVP, and John Cena in a 3-on-1 gauntlet match.
Show - Randy, relax - trust us. It’s what we’re good at. If we win, next week, Cena is gonna be in his own gauntlet match against you, Jericho, and myself. So all we gotta do is win tonight.
Cole - THIS IS MONDAY NIGHT LIVE…Raw…Live…and it’s the main event.
Found this on the DVDVR board and thought I'd share it with folks here. It's from Lou Thesz: Strong and Beautiful, which beyond being the funniest DVD name of all time, also contains some Lou Thesz matches.
Part 1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6OB273TC
Part 2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HDDPPL1Q
Part 1
Lou Thesz vs Tom Rice - 2/3 Falls (L.A. 1954)
Lou Thesz vs Don Leo Jonathan - 2/3 Falls (Chicago 1955)
Lou Thesz vs Gene Kiniski (Atlanta 1967) [Clips]
Lou Thesz vs Ruffy Silverstein (Chicago 1951) [Only the 1st Fall]
Lou Thesz vs Hans Schmidt - 2/3 Falls (Chicago 1955)
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Part 2
Lou Thesz vs Walter Palmer - 2/3 Falls (Chicago 1951)
Lou Thesz vs Mighty Atlas - 2/3 Falls (Chicago 1953)
Lou Thesz vs Jose Quintero (Minneapolis 1967) [Clipped]
Lou thesz vs Tony Romano (IWA 1975)
Nelson Royal, Luis Martinez & Lou Thesz vs The Mongols & Eric The Red (IWA 1975)
Lou Thesz & Mil Mascaras vs Beautful Bruce & Kurt Von Hess (IWA 1975)
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This match is only decent but go to the 8:30 mark to see the move KUDO hits KENTA with and the 11:15 to hear the announcer call Go To Sleep. Always good for a laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWfWKn92IRo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWfWKn92IRo
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Low-Ki did a similar spot in a match against AJ in the early days of ROH, only it was his Ghetto Stomp instead of the knee drop.
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Young children find out that Jeff Hardy could face 14 years in jail and hilarity ensues.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEShcGHkTvk
A link to a free downloadable book about pro wrestling promotion -
http://promotingprowrestling.info/
"Captain Redneck vs. Jos Leduc (WHO CARVED HIS ARM WITH AN AXE ON MEMPHIS TV) in FMW -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0LP6P3XP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEShcGHkTvk
A link to a free downloadable book about pro wrestling promotion -
http://promotingprowrestling.info/
"Captain Redneck vs. Jos Leduc (WHO CARVED HIS ARM WITH AN AXE ON MEMPHIS TV) in FMW -
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0LP6P3XP
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I lol'ed at "Nawwww, not again ".
".[quote name='Purple Flames']Low-Ki did a similar spot in a match against AJ in the early days of ROH, only it was his Ghetto Stomp instead of the knee drop.[/QUOTE]
With AJ hung up in the corner? Ouch.
[quote name='pitfallharry219']I lol'ed at "Nawwww, not again".[/QUOTE]
I lol'd at the giant version of Hornswoggle at the end.
I think we just got a glimpse into the past of one or two CAG's with that video. Make your own decisions which ones.
With AJ hung up in the corner? Ouch.
[quote name='pitfallharry219']I lol'ed at "Nawwww, not again
".[/QUOTE]I lol'd at the giant version of Hornswoggle at the end.
I think we just got a glimpse into the past of one or two CAG's with that video. Make your own decisions which ones.
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[quote name='JaytheGamefan']Young children find out that Jeff Hardy could face 14 years in jail and hilarity ensues.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEShcGHkTvk[/QUOTE]
The kids' reactions would have been better if the interviewer wasn't all smiles when he broke the news.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEShcGHkTvk[/QUOTE]
The kids' reactions would have been better if the interviewer wasn't all smiles when he broke the news.
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Christian's going to be sore as Hell tomorrow, but damn did that match rule. Better than even their first match, and I loved Regal coming out and getting Christian to slap him - he's goaded Christian into a match that he wants, so now Tiffany basically has to give him another shot. Great stuff. Abe's show was more tolerable than usual thanks to him being blinded by Sheamus' whiteness, the family tree graphic, and the awesome shirt that Shelton had on. Tatsu-Birchill had some great stuff, like the high kick, the fisherman buster off the top, and Striker's commentary...and that wonky knee off the top from Birchill that appear to cave in Tatsu's chest.
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"The Number 1 Contender to the ECW Championship"... this goof.
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Atlas - WELCOME TO THE ABRAHAM WASHINGTON SHOW, STARRING ABAHAM WASHINTON! HEEERREEEEE’SSSSSS ABBBEE!
Abe - I am the most entertaining man in sports entertainment - ABRAHAM WASHINGTON! Regardless of what ya heard, we’re gonna have a great show for you. We’ve got a man who’s all the way from Ireland who says he’ll be ECW Heavyweight Champion soon. Please welcome SHEAMUS!
Abe - Have a seat…lemme do this the right way…(puts shades on) Is it just me or did it get a WHOLE LOT WHITER UP IN HERE!? YOU MAKE CASPER LOOK LIKE A BROTHA! We’re gonna do a reverse Letterman here - how long have you been white? CALM DOWN BROTHA! I just wanna say welcome to the show.
Sheamus - It’s an honor to be on the set of Sanford and Son.
Abe - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A JUNKYARD!? KNOW HOW MUCH I SPENT ON THESE COUCHES!
Sheamus - Not very far off.
Abe - What ya laughing at, Tony.
Tony - He looka like da guy on the Lucky Charm box?
Abe - You’re right - he does look magically delicious. (Sheamus gets up to attack Tony) YOU CAN’T ATTACK SENIOR CITIZENS!
(as Shelton comes out)Abe - Welcome back, Hootie.
Shelton - I’m surprised you haven’t been cancelled yet, but onto you, I don’t know how things work in Ireland, but in America, we have a few concepts. One is called A TEAM - if we’re on the same team, if I win, that means YOU WIN!
Sheamus - Where you come from, people believe in stealing.
Striker - THERE IS THE STORM SHADOW! YOSHI TATSU!
Striker - FISHERMAN BUSTER FROM THE TOP ROPE! That might’ve taken as much out of Birchill as it did Tatsu.
Striker - YOSHI TATSU BRINGS THE GOODNESS EACH AND EVERY WEEK!
Striker - CUE THE HAPPY MUSIC - YOSHI TATSU IS VICTORIOUS!
Striker - Hell in a Cell is brought to you by TMNT: Smash Up. I beat Josh in this game really badly two days ago.
(as Ryder comes down in his most ridiculous gear yet)Strike - THERE IS THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDER TO THE ECW CHAMPIONSHIP!
Striker - No major singles title has changed hands in this arena - CAN ZACK RYDER REWRITE HISTORY!?
Striker - Ryder goes for the ROUGH RYDER leg drop.
(during an elbow strike to a sitting Ryder)Striker - FLASHPOINT!
(as Ryder reverses a sunset flip into a cover)Striker - SHADES OF WEMBLEY STADIUM!
(to ref)Ryder - MOVE!
Striker - FLYING SHORYUKEN!
Abe - I am the most entertaining man in sports entertainment - ABRAHAM WASHINGTON! Regardless of what ya heard, we’re gonna have a great show for you. We’ve got a man who’s all the way from Ireland who says he’ll be ECW Heavyweight Champion soon. Please welcome SHEAMUS!
Abe - Have a seat…lemme do this the right way…(puts shades on) Is it just me or did it get a WHOLE LOT WHITER UP IN HERE!? YOU MAKE CASPER LOOK LIKE A BROTHA! We’re gonna do a reverse Letterman here - how long have you been white? CALM DOWN BROTHA! I just wanna say welcome to the show.
Sheamus - It’s an honor to be on the set of Sanford and Son.
Abe - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A JUNKYARD!? KNOW HOW MUCH I SPENT ON THESE COUCHES!
Sheamus - Not very far off.
Abe - What ya laughing at, Tony.
Tony - He looka like da guy on the Lucky Charm box?
Abe - You’re right - he does look magically delicious. (Sheamus gets up to attack Tony) YOU CAN’T ATTACK SENIOR CITIZENS!
(as Shelton comes out)Abe - Welcome back, Hootie.
Shelton - I’m surprised you haven’t been cancelled yet, but onto you, I don’t know how things work in Ireland, but in America, we have a few concepts. One is called A TEAM - if we’re on the same team, if I win, that means YOU WIN!
Sheamus - Where you come from, people believe in stealing.
Striker - THERE IS THE STORM SHADOW! YOSHI TATSU!
Striker - FISHERMAN BUSTER FROM THE TOP ROPE! That might’ve taken as much out of Birchill as it did Tatsu.
Striker - YOSHI TATSU BRINGS THE GOODNESS EACH AND EVERY WEEK!
Striker - CUE THE HAPPY MUSIC - YOSHI TATSU IS VICTORIOUS!
Striker - Hell in a Cell is brought to you by TMNT: Smash Up. I beat Josh in this game really badly two days ago.
(as Ryder comes down in his most ridiculous gear yet)Strike - THERE IS THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDER TO THE ECW CHAMPIONSHIP!
Striker - No major singles title has changed hands in this arena - CAN ZACK RYDER REWRITE HISTORY!?
Striker - Ryder goes for the ROUGH RYDER leg drop.
(during an elbow strike to a sitting Ryder)Striker - FLASHPOINT!
(as Ryder reverses a sunset flip into a cover)Striker - SHADES OF WEMBLEY STADIUM!
(to ref)Ryder - MOVE!
Striker - FLYING SHORYUKEN!
[quote name='Halo05']Sooooo, after being out of the loop all summer, I just found out yesterday that Misawa died during a wrestling match in June.
I haven't seen any recent Puro stuff, did Japan ease up on the head dropping as a result?[/QUOTE]
You weren't kiddin', we ran that memorial topic for almost a month and a half. I put some good matches in the OP. Here's the link.
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=227470
I haven't seen any recent Puro stuff, did Japan ease up on the head dropping as a result?[/QUOTE]
You weren't kiddin', we ran that memorial topic for almost a month and a half. I put some good matches in the OP. Here's the link.
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=227470
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