Fair enough. But them's the breaks. Beth Phoenix could get hurt against damn near any of the twats they throw in the ring with her each and every week.
The problem is that WWE parades these tits each week as tits on the main rosters, and THEN decides to train them how to wrestle. Beth vs. Natalya would be fun to watch, but Beth vs. Roucka, or Rosie McHispanic or whatever her "spic'ed up" WWE name is - that's what we're gonna get. But we get junk matches that mean nothing. What was the women's match on Raw this past week? Two weeks ago? Right. That's what I'm saying.
Victoria has been a nobody for years now, even if she does know how to wrestle. Putting her out there is like putting Hacksaw Jim Duggan out on Raw (at least in terms of "how long will this match last and who is going to win" metrics). I *like* Victoria a lot as a wrestler, but let's be honest. How many tickets do you think sold this past year to see Victoria?
I just don't care for the majority of the women wrestlers in WWE (not that I give a flying
about the competencies of "The Beautiful People" or any woman not named Awesome Kong in TNA, for what that's worth). They have no impact in their moves whatsoever,
up gloriously so much that, were they men, they wouldn't have even been given a tryout match, and serve merely as bathroom breaks for the live audience.
Now I'm no fool: the women do sell tickets. But it's their tits that sell the tickets, not their matches. The facade of wrestling they put on is a waste of air time. Have them do bikini contests, or crowd-votes-for-the-best-dry-hump contest. Something like that. All I'm saying is this: drop the pretense of women's wrestling, and stop injuring your meal tickets because they don't know what they
they're doing.
Maybe when Melina breaks her neck doing the sitout-powerbomb-by-way-of-Canada-destroyer (or whatever it's called - Code Red?), the WWE will figure it out.
Oh, and by the way, Roucka's not all that amazing in the ring either. But she's got tits. So she's on TV.
