The Keep Your Hands Off My Mexi-Cock™ OTT

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You've mistaken him for yourself again, Tiph. :roll: :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol: No, his is undoubtably just bigger, thus more desirable. Besides, I'm not the one with massive raccoon balls as a sig. :puke:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']:lol: No, his is undoubtably just bigger, thus more desirable. Besides, I'm not the one with massive raccoon balls as a sig. :puke:[/QUOTE]

Tanuki, bitch. :roll: :lol:
 
[quote name='flowery']so i just watched constantine...i thought it was pretty good. why did people not like this movie.[/QUOTE]
I liked it. But from what I gather, its not true to the comic.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']:rofl: I guess you didn't catch the joke there, but check out the link sub posted as well.[/QUOTE]

... No. But those things are creepy:

Juice's page said:
it distends its belly (or rather scrotum) and strikes it with its forepaws as a drum
Click to expand...

.. Dude, ow. Not even. :hot:
 
[quote name='dcfox']Speaking of Tanukis, did you ever get a copy of that Tanuki movie?[/QUOTE]
Shit yeah. I need to watch the dubbed version, but the subbed version was great. :D You can check the link in my sig to see what DVD's I have and such. I moved from DVD Aff. to another site, which I like a lot more. :)
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Shit yeah. I need to watch the dubbed version, but the subbed version was great. :D You can check the link in my sig to see what DVD's I have and such. I moved from DVD Aff. to another site, which I like a lot more. :)[/QUOTE]
It's a much cleaner looking site than DVD Aff., thats for sure. Unfortunately, my dvd collection is crap, so I'm not even going to bother transfering my list from one site to another.
 
[quote name='dcfox']It's a much cleaner looking site than DVD Aff., thats for sure. Unfortunately, my dvd collection is crap, so I'm not even going to bother transfering my list from one site to another.[/QUOTE]
It is alot better, though initially getting a large collection on there can be a pain as they have seperate entries for every UPC that a movie has. Otherwise, you can keep track of when you got the movie, how much you paid, where you got it, you can rate it, write reviews for it, and keep track of when you watch them. There's some nifty stuff like friends list that'll let you know when friends get new movies and stuff like that and there's even a stats page that lets you know what actor appears the most in your movies, what director directed the most, etc. It's much better than DVD Aff. and I'm glad to have all this stuff available.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']It is alot better, though initially getting a large collection on there can be a pain as they have seperate entries for every UPC that a movie has. Otherwise, you can keep track of when you got the movie, how much you paid, where you got it, you can rate it, write reviews for it, and keep track of when you watch them. There's some nifty stuff like friends list that'll let you know when friends get new movies and stuff like that and there's even a stats page that lets you know what actor appears the most in your movies, what director directed the most, etc. It's much better than DVD Aff. and I'm glad to have all this stuff available.[/QUOTE]

It's too much work to transfer over a large collection like my own, and I don't care about the other stuff anyway.
 
I have no real interest in having a large dvd collection. Most movies I either watch in the theatres or rent them. There are few movies I'd want to watch over and over again.
 
Having a monsterous DVD collection is empowering.

With that said, I can't wait for the next DDD sale.
 
[quote name='flowery']so i just watched constantine...i thought it was pretty good. why did people not like this movie.[/QUOTE]

I have to borrow it off my dad.
 
I finally won first place in the championship level of the disc throwing contest :D Both my dogs actually took first thanks to last second catches. In other good news, my new tatami room finally arrived as well.
 
I should make sure my dog isn't dead sometime soon...I can't find the time to actually sit and train him up at college cause all my housemates think I'm crazy hearing me yelling at the DS going "BACKFLIP!!! BACK-fuckING-FLIP!!!!!"
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']welcome back![/QUOTE]

Your dreams were your ticket out!
Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about.
Though the names have all changed since you hung round, but those dreams have remained and they've turned around.
Who'd a thought they'd lead ya? Who'd a thought they'd lead ya?
Right back here where we need ya. Right back here where we need ya!
Well we tease her a lot cause we've got her on the spot, welcome back.
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

**Using a bad travolta inpression** Hey, Mrs. Katt's here...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Just a chalupa? Not the full Mexi-Cock™?[/QUOTE]

You keep that filthy ting away from me. I don't care what it's gots in it's nasty pocketsess.

(I can't belive I've actually qouting Gollum in a Mexi-cock inspired thread. That's just absurd)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']You keep that filthy ting away from me. I don't care what it's gots in it's nasty pocketsess.

(I can't belive I've actually qouting Gollum in a Mexi-cock inspired thread. That's just absurd)[/QUOTE]

Look at it this way, you can't sink any lower :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You'd think that ... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Nah, he's probably right. I could be going around to threads about Nintendo's new controller and start inventing issues for why I don't like it.

Of course, I doubt we'll be hearing anything from anyone about the shape and the fact that it does have force-feedback, as the threads about which controllers have the "strongest vibrations" seem to have faded. :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Nah, he's probably right. I could be going around to threads about Nintendo's new controller and start inventing issues for why I don't like it.

Of course, I doubt we'll be hearing anything from anyone about the shape and the fact that it does have force-feedback, as the threads about which controllers have the "strongest vibrations" seem to have faded. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Ok, but think about it: It has force feedback, and it's shaped like a rectangular phallus...
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Ok, but think about it: It has force feedback, and it's shaped like a rectangular phallus...[/QUOTE]

So, if you've ever wanted to make it with a robot, this is pretty close.
 
Went to go see Cry Wolf with teh girlfriend, not bad, but it was predictable, we had more fun guessing what would happen then actually watching it...
 
[quote name='jmcc']So, if you've ever wanted to make it with a robot, this is pretty close.[/QUOTE]
How's a phallus going to help me make it with a robot?
 
[quote name='dcfox']How's a phallus going to help me make it with a robot?[/QUOTE]

It's an approximation of a roboto-dong.
 
Cry Wolf was pretty cool.

I recommend it.

Reminded me of Saw somewhat, how everything clicked together at the end, like a giant jigsaw pouzzle that you put together in the morning while drinking coffee, but there's a bug in the coffee so you have to make another damn pot.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Cry Wolf was pretty cool.

I recommend it.

Reminded me of Saw somewhat, how everything clicked together at the end, like a giant jigsaw pouzzle that you put together in the morning while drinking coffee, but there's a bug in the coffee so you have to make another damn pot.[/QUOTE]

Funny you should mention it, because the metaphor I usually use to describe Saw is a person having a really violent case of the shits and wiping their ass with film stock, which somehow managed to make it into a canister for distribution.
 
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Rules: You must post a picture that some how relates to either midgets, ninjas, or midget ninjas.

Ready? Midget ninjas!!! Go!!!!!!
 
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He looks like that fat dude from Mortal Kombat (Not sure of the spelling- Bor Rai Cho)
 
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