[quote name='thelonepig']Announcer A: Edwin29 comes flying out of the gate before the item is even listed. Are the refs going to call it? No, it looks like they've come to expect such things from the reigning champion and they're just going to go with it.
Announcer B: Wait just a minute there, Tom. Blabadon seems to have caught up and is keeping up with Edwin29. Just how will this turn out? Don?
A: Well Tom, if there's one thing we've come to expect from Edwin29 is that it's not over until he says it's over, and I fully expect to see him choke the competition before this day is out.
B: Blabadon now in the lead. Edwin beginning to pull ahead, but Blabadon spurs forward maintaining that lead and WHOA! WHAT WAS THAT?
A: It looks like HakaHina has pulled ahead without so much as acknowledging the other bidders and it looks like he may stay in the lead for a bit.
B: Edwin now breaking away from Blabadon with a burst of speed and takes the lead from HakaHina. This is the action we've come to expect from these past few lowball sales. It looks like Edwin has secured the lead and is comfortably racing toward the finish.
A: Wait, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? Folks, we're not making this stuff up. In a rather unconventional move it looks like skiizim has bid OVER MSRP. That's right folks, skiizim has stopped Edwin in his tracks. The reigning lowball champion has come to a halt on the track. All eyes on skiizim as he continues barreling ahead. Folks, I don't know what to say. Don?
B: ... Folks, I have never seen anything like this in all my years. It's a bold move and I don't know if it'll pay off for him in the end, but this may just come to be known as the day the champion lowballer was stopped short.
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Y'all are crazy. Updating now.[/QUOTE]