The Macho Man Randy Savage Wrestling Memorial Thread

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[quote name='Purple Flames']A guy who walked into and out of Wrestlmania as the champ should not be made to look this week.[/QUOTE]

Nor should he be feuding with someone who technically isn't even a bottom-carder yet as he doesn't really get booked in singles matches yet. Its the same ol' WWE writing laziness that any person off the street could come up with.

Second, we've clearly entered a faces win everything period lately so expect Punk to lose this match.
 
CM Punk seems to forget about feuds and then get re-invested in them later. I bet he's pissed at Samoa Joe right now.
 
[quote name='Survivalism']CM Punk seems to forget about feuds and then get re-invested in them later. I bet he's pissed at Samoa Joe right now.[/QUOTE]


he must be pissed enough to kill Raven right about now.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Second, we've clearly entered a faces win everything period lately so expect Punk to lose this match.[/QUOTE]

Once again your expertise prevails.

/cheapheat
 
I wonder if Ted Dibiase looks at the Miz/Riley thing and cries...because it's exactly how they should have handled the Legacy breakup.
 
I don't think I'm crazy, but this Raw has been surprisingly decent. Would have probably been better if we could have heard what R Truth was saying at the start of the show.

[quote name='diddy310']I wonder if Ted Dibiase looks at the Miz/Riley thing and cries...because it's exactly how they should have handled the Legacy breakup.[/QUOTE]
Ted DiBiase gets bored thinking about himself.
 
Yeah, but it would have at least given him something to go on besides carrying his dad's belt around. You know it's bad when your valet is tweeting during your matches.
 
I actually like that there wasn't a BS kayfabe reason why she freaked out last week. I like the touch of realism to wrestling that isn't in bad taste.
 
Is this the main event?!?! I'm so confused.

Edit-nah, we're just gonna go for the usual 20-30 minute overage.

I love when a wrestler entertainer gets pinned for the loss then abruptly jumps up and starts running around the ring like they're pissed about it. Really? You have enough energy to run around the ring after the pin but you can't stop yourself from being pinned.

/knowsitsfake
 
:D The Internet Championship made it onto TV


This has been a really good show so far other than the technical mess at the beginning.
 
Looks like the weekly ryder sightings won't stop anytime soon. Is it too much to ask for a match in the next few weeks?
 
Probably not..but his match against Santino on Superstars last week was pretty damn funny.


EDIT: If they are going to make him get offended when people say "What's Up" maybe he should get pants without it written on the back.
 
That Bella girl has nice brown aereolas...

Then again, so much for them being on the anti bully commercial, but then being bullies. Good stuff!
 
Flicked on some wrestling for the first time since 2003, slow tv night with no hockey or bball... but that was the dumbest fucking main event ive ever seen lol
 
I love that Cena was tricked into saving the family and got counted out. Plant Family Robinson were the stars of the night.
 
:rofl:

[quote name='PWInsider']John Benoit, who has been a semi-regular correspondent for TNA events as well as other events in the Orlando area, was ejected from tonight's Impact Wrestling tapings.

Benoit was ejected from the event by a TNA Producer and then walked off Universal property by an Orlando police officer. Benoit was shown PWInsider.com's website on a mobile device owned by a member of TNA security and then informed he was being thrown out.

PWInsider.com has left word for TNA's VP of Public Relations, Steven Godfrey, requesting comment on the matter.[/quote]
 
Shrug. PWInsider sucks even more than TNA does, so I got a laugh out of that. I guess it's unfortunate for that guy and TNA is stupid for thinking they can stop internet reports, but...yeah. PWInsider sucks hard.
 
My God was the opening ever a disaster - not the pandering memorial day one that was basically a repeat of the post-Bin Laden death video, but with less RAH RAH RAH WWE IS THE GREATEST THING EVER IN AMERICAN HISTORY! The Truth deal that sure seemed awesome in theory, but Dunn got fucked-up in execution with audio repeating, cutting out, and being muffled. Very awkward....and then they showed King and Cole side by side being best buddies again. They explained it in the next segment at least, but man did King ever forgive a guy quickly who had him assaulted, beat up his friend, oh, and INSULTED HIS DEAD MOTHER. Dolph-Kofi was perfectly fine before the commercial break, but was really hurt by all the talking about Vickie. Then they got back from the break, shut up about Vickie, and had some AWESOME sequences. The crowd really got into this, so much so that a fameasser got a pretty big pop as a nearfall, and everything built from there, ending with the zig zag win FINALLY giving Dolph a win on Raw.

Alberto's promo was good, but the women's match was awful - well, aside from King saying Kelly Kelly making the Maxim top 100 list was a dream come true. Poor thing needs to set higher goals for herself. Miz's Sonny Crockett season 3 suit was hilarious, Riley once again came off like a huge star here. His theme is good, tron looks fine, he was intense on the mic and more intense with his offense against Miz. This program is perfect for a post-WWE Title run for Miz, but what do you do with him after it? I think the only way you can have him as a main event-level guy without the WWE Title is to send him to SD and give him the world title. Punk-Rey was fantastic. I love their matches when they actually get time, and aside from not setting up HWY this match was happening until right before it, it was great. Cole put it over as a long-running feud, and that was definitely the best part of his commentary, because then he referenced Vegas Vacation, of all films in that series, and then he said that Punk's leadership is "already" paying off. Yes, they won the tag titles of all things after being a group for months and months, and missing at least a month of that due to a punt. Still, great match and between this and the Dolph-Kofi match, the show already delivered in the ring more than usual.

Kharma's promo went far better than expected. She came off like a genuine person here and while yeah, that doesn't fit the monster character exactly, she told her story, it was compelling and STILL portrayed her as a monster by not only having the Bellas run in fear from her, but having Kharma say she'll get them when she comes back in a year. And in a year, they can re-debut her like they did before, only now with clips of her destroying folks. And then came evidence that WWE's writers are way overpaid - beyond obviously failing as creative staff for the wrestlers, they only have ONE setup for the stupid Obama vid. Aside from a fan yelling at Truth about him not having a shirt and Ryder having one, the main event didn't do much for me. The match was boring - there's a way to do stalling and have that not happen, this wasn't it. The count out finish was flat, then Truth threw a flatter soda on the plant from earlier in the show before Cena made the save by...wiping his face off kinda. That was it. Yikes. They'd better do more next week, perhaps say a few prayers, beg everyone in D.C. politics to do P.R. for the show, because otherwise, it's going to bomb big-time.

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This family went from a BBQ right into a Wii ad -


Quotes -
King - I think Truth pulled a plug - that’s why we had those technical difficulties.
Truth - THERE IT IS AGAIN! A JOHN CENA T-SHIRT! DON’T BOO ME - YOU GOTTA JOHN CENA T-SHIRT! Who you come here with?
Kid - My dad!
Truth - WHERE’S YA DADDY AT!? HEY DAD! You got a handsome son. What’s his name? ITTLE JIMMY!? Oh, I didn’t see that - my eyes have deceived me! Just like little Jimmy, BIG JIMMY GOT ON A JOHN CENA T-SHIRT TOO! You think you better than me, don’t ya!? CAT GOT YO TONGUE!? SAY SOMETHIN!
Guy - What’s up!?
Truth - Naw, it ain’t about that no more - nah, uh uh. It ain’t about what’s up OR NONE OF YOU PEOPLE, NEITHER! DON’T BOO ME - YA SHOULD BE BOOIN’ YASELVES! I figured this thing out! All of y’all been against me! All da daddies, the Little Jimmies, the grandmammas. I CAN’T STAND THE LITTLE JIMMIES!
Cena - We git it - you’re mad - you think “the man” is keeping you down and it’s a big conspiracy where everyone hates R-Truth and everyone is named Jimmy. THAT’S A FANTASY WORLD - IN REALITY, YOU’RE OFF THE DEEP END!? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?
Truth - IT’S ME!? IT’S ALWAYS ME! YA KNOW WHO IT IS!? IT’S ALL THESE PEOPLE! IT’S THEM! YA KNOW WHO ELSE IT IS!? IT’S YOU! TEHSE PEOPLE, YOU, AND LITTLE JIMMY HAVE BEEN CONSPIRING TO KEEP ME DOWN. EVER SINCE I STOPPED RAPPIN AND DANCIN DON’T NOBODY LIKE ME NO MO!
Fans - CENA!
Truth - SHUT UP, WE TALKIN!
Cena - Listen…
Crowd - CENA CENA CENA!
Cena - These people are not Jimmies - THEY ARE THE GREATEST FANS IN THE WORLD! These people agree with me and think yo should be in a freakin straightjacket! AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU FEEL THE WAY YOU DO, BUT IF IT’S ME, AND YOU WANT A MATCH - I GOT NO PROBLEM KNOCKING SOME SENSE BACK INTO YOU!
Truth - THAT’S WHAT I WANT, AND NOW ALL THE LITTLE JIMMIES ALL OVER THE WORLD GET TO WATCH ME BEAT YOU DOWN! (GM dings)
Cole - AND I QUOTE! Let’s make this official - tonight’s main event will see Truth compete against John Cena! And I quote - however, no little Jimmies will be allowed at ringside.
Truth - SO IT’S A JOKE!? YOU GONNA GET GOT!
Cole - WHAT A START!
King - I hope we got our technical difficulties fi….
Cole - Thank you again for accepting my apology.
Cole - Kofi and Dolph had an incredible rivalry on SD last year for the IC title but NOW it’s for the U.S. Title.
Cole - Ziggler was a political science major and also studied pre-law before coming to WWE.
Cole - Dolph was the winningest wrestler in Penn State wrestling history.
King - Ricardo doesn’t have a license - I’m not sure he even has a green card.
Alberto - MY NAME IS ALBERTO DEL RIO! BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT. You also know what happened last week with the Big Show. HEY, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. Ricardo, tell them what happened.
Ricardo - Stuff in Spanish.
Alberto - It’s okay , a lot of people make mistakes. Big Show YOU BROUGHT THIS TO YOURSELF AND BIG SHOW, BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE! Hey, people - I’M A NICE GUY! BUT BUSINESS IS BUSINESS!YOUR KNEE DAMAGED MY CAR, AND THIS GUY IS GONNA SEND YOU THE BILL! Oh wait, Big Show…one more thing - GET WELL SOON!
Cole - Did you see the damage to the car? The Brisco Brothers are gonna have to put 3-4 days of work into it.
King - Kelly Kelly said making the Maxim top 100 was a dream and she wants to thank the WWE Universe for making it happen.
King - Don’t get bored…
Cole - THIS IS A HIGHLIGHT OF THE SHOW FOR ME!
King - I bet you can tell the Bellas apart.
Cole - You can - up close and personal.
Cole - COULD I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!? Last week, the most must-see WWE Champion in history JUSTIFIABLY FIRED Alex Riley. What I don’t understand, is over the past few days, the GM has re-signed Alex Riley. I don’t understand it given that his actions were akin to JUDAS! Let’s take a look.
NEVER BEFORE IN WWE HISTORY HAS THERE BEEN AN ACT OF SUCH TREACHERY! Alex Riley, how could you!? THE MIZ WAS LIKE A FATHER TO YOU! THE MIZ, HE PROTECTED YOU! THE MIX NURTURED YOU! HE HELPED YOU GROW, TOOK YOU UNDER HIS WING, AND EVENTUALLY, HE WOULD LET YOU FLY. AND HOW DO YOU REPAY HIM!? BY UNMERCIFULLY ATTACKING YOUR MENTOR! We have impressionable young men and women not only here, but watch all over the world - how do you think they were emotionally affected by what you did to the Miz? HOW DO YOU THINK THAT THE MIZ WAS EMOTIONALLY AFFECTED!? I’LL TELL YOU - BECAUSE THE MIZ IS A FRIEND OF MINE! The Miz was hurt by this. HE WAS EMOTIONALLY SCARRED. Alex, I don’t know if you realize this, but Miz thought of you as a brother. He thought of you as a confidant. ALEX RILEY, YOU WERE THE MIZ’S GO-TO GUY. YOU WERE HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN! SO I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU TONIGHT. THE QUESTION IS HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY YOUR ACTIONS OF LAST WEEK!?
Riley - I’ve never felt better in my life.
Cole - IF I WERE YOU, THIS IS WHAT I’D DO! I’D GET DOWN ON MY KNEES AND BEG THE MIZ FOR FORGIVENESS! I WOULD BEG HIM BECAUSE YOU, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE MIZ IS CAPABLE OF! YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE TYPE OF PAIN, HUMILIATION, AND PUNISHMENT HE CAN INFLICT ON YOU!
Riley - SHUT UP, COLE. YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH, JUST LIKE THE MIZ. You’re arrogant, just like the Miz. AND YOU’RE GETTING ANNOYING - JUST LIKE THE MIZ!
Cole - I’ll tell you something - I’m none of those things, and neither is the Miz, but I’ll tell you what you are…YOU ARE…. YOU’RE A BASTARD!
Riley - I WAS CARRYING HIS BAGS!@ THAT’S WHAT YOU SAID!
Cole - Both men former world champions - Rey, two times, Punk, three times.
Cole - Punk’s leadership is paying off - McGillicutty and Otunga are already tag champs.
King - Who did Wayne Newton double cross?
Cole - Clark Griswold - Vegas Vacation.
Kharma - You know, ever since I was a kid, I had two dreams. The first was to become a WWE superstar! Everyone said that me standing here in front of you was impossible. I even went out for season 2 of Tough Enough and Jim Ross told me that I was too…FAT! To ever be a WWE diva. I took his words, I packed them up and took them to Japan. Where I scrubbed the floors of wrestling dojos in exchange for training to become a wrestling master! I then moved onto every wrestling promotion in every dank, stank, corner of the world from here to Denver. Until finally, my dream came true. This year, WWE made me welcome. My other dream, a little more personal - I like many other girls and women, have always wanted to be a mother. And I will because I’m currently with child. Unfortunately for me, this is a high-risk pregnancy, and I cannot compete and risk losing my child. But I will be back and I wanted to thank all of you for letting me share my dream. I’ll be back… (Bellas come out)
Bellas - You’re pregnant!?
Bella - I just thought you were really fat.
Bella - YOU’RE NOT DIVA MATERIAL!
Bella - But hey, congrats on finding a guy to hook up with that.
Bella - THAT GUY MUST’VE BEEN HOOKED WITH A SEATBELT!
Bella - Does it bug you that you can’t beat us up?
Bella - How for along are you? DOES THE BABY HAVE EARS YET!? YOUR MAMA’S SO FAT THAT…
Kharma - I really hope that in one year, when I come back, you two will still be here! CUZ NOW, I’VE GOT A NEW DREAM!
Cole - Swagger used the gut wrench…well…suplex to win.
King - Remember when you said how anyone could remember Swagger’s run as world champion?
Cole - That’s not what I meant.
Fan - WOOO WOO WOOO! YOU AIN’T GOTTA T-SHIRT! ZACK RYDER’S GOT A T-SHIRT!
 
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People will find a way to circumvent around TNA's little policy so the spoilers will still get out there. Curious however why do you say PWInsider sucks?
 
So many interactions on RAW last night which is a work or legit. Just like every WWE show I watch, if it involves a fan, I think it's a planted fan (indy wrestler or some grip boy working in the WWE). Technical Difficulties? Could be a work. Surprised that Kharma finally talked english since her Awesome Kong gimmick was from Japan and has to speak thru a translator.

Anyway, I'm enjoying R-Truth's heel run. I just hope they keep it strong and not get destroyed by Super Cena (which obviously will) then gets lost in the shuffle.
 
watching a match with big boss man and Macho Man is commenting. Man between him and Hogan they practically were wrestling at one pont. Can't believe he's gone.
 
Kong spoke on TNA. Maybe once or twice, but it was in English, and maybe about...7 words. I'm still in awe that they didn't do some stupid writing her out, but I guess with her not being able to do anything physical, they couldn't do much, so they were forced to tell the truth.
 
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