The Munchkins vs. Oompa Loompa OTT

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The battle of the singing, dancing little people. Who'd win? A victor must be chosen.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Oompa Loompas by a long shot. The Munchkins just dance and eat candy while OLs make that candy and sing songs at the kid's expense.[/QUOTE]
Come on. The Munchkins have a clear technological advantage. Once they were freed from the tyranny of the witch, they were surely making nukes and marching on the north.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Come on. The Munchkins have a clear technological advantage. Once they were freed from the tyranny of the witch, they were surely making nukes and marching on the north.[/QUOTE]
I doubt it, they're soft midgets. All those lollipops aren't that good for them. Those apple trees would just eat them all.
 
Well, the munchkins are all dead. Except for like 9.

The Oompa Loompas, however, now have the technology to multiply from the same person. So...

Oompa Loompas.
 
Man, I sure love Stacked. Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy on screen at once? Thanks for cancelling Arrested Development, Fox! Totally the right choice!
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Well, the munchkins are all dead. Except for like 9.

The Oompa Loompas, however, now have the technology to multiply from the same person. So...

Oompa Loompas.[/QUOTE]
They're easily taken in by top-hatted hucksters, though. The Munchkins would wow them with a song about lullabyes, then bash their ugly skulls in.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Man, I sure love Stacked. Pam Anderson and Jenny McCarthy on screen at once? Thanks for cancelling Arrested Development, Fox! Totally the right choice![/QUOTE]
I'm wondering how the hell they're already on the second season. Didn't they only have 2 episodes in the first season?
 
[quote name='jmcc']They're easily taken in by top-hatted hucksters, though. The Munchkins would wow them with a song about lullabyes, then bash their ugly skulls in.[/QUOTE]

On the contrary, the Oompa Loompas would multiply, wowing the Munchkins, then one of them would kill a Munchkin, then they'd sing a song about it, so the Munchkins would be even MORE amazed, and then they'd kill the Munchkins one by one. :lol:
 
Didn't you see the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake? The Oompa Loompas have a fuckin' gatling gun. That shoots fireworks. Those pussy Munchins don't have shit. ;)
 
The oompa loompas in the actual Charlie and the Chocolate Factory book were repatriated jungle savages. They would probably cook up the munchkins and feast on their flesh. There's no way the munchkins could step to that.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']The oompa loompas in the actual Charlie and the Chocolate Factory book were repatriated jungle savages. They would probably cook up the munchkins and feast on their flesh. There's no way the munchkins could step to that.[/QUOTE]

Funny how those things get left out in the transition to family film-dom
 
[quote name='evilmregg']The oompa loompas in the actual Charlie and the Chocolate Factory book were repatriated jungle savages. They would probably cook up the munchkins and feast on their flesh. There's no way the munchkins could step to that.[/QUOTE]
Didn't Wonka have to save them from some jungle beast and they served him out of gratitude?
 
Settle my fued- which of these superbands would be better?
bono on vocals, springsteen on vocals/guitar, roger waters on bass and nelson mandela on drums (cuz we need a black guy)

OR

dylan on vocals, mccartney as manager/writer, les claypool on bass, dave grohl on drums and jack white on guitar


these were kept in original AIM form... :lol:
 
[quote name='smalien1']Settle my fued- which of these superbands would be better?
bono on vocals, springsteen on vocals/guitar, roger waters on bass and nelson mandela on drums (cuz we need a black guy)

OR

dylan on vocals, mccartney as manager/writer, les claypool on bass, dave grohl on drums and jack white on guitar


these were kept in original AIM form... :lol:[/QUOTE]

I say the first one, but that's cause for the most part I hate everyone on the second one while I love Bono, Springsteen and Waters.
 
[quote name='smalien1']Settle my fued- which of these superbands would be better?
bono on vocals, springsteen on vocals/guitar, roger waters on bass and nelson mandela on drums (cuz we need a black guy)

OR

dylan on vocals, mccartney as manager/writer, les claypool on bass, dave grohl on drums and jack white on guitar


these were kept in original AIM form... :lol:[/QUOTE]
The second band for the lack of Bono.
 
[quote name='smalien1']Settle my fued- which of these superbands would be better?
bono on vocals, springsteen on vocals/guitar, roger waters on bass and nelson mandela on drums (cuz we need a black guy)

OR

dylan on vocals, mccartney as manager/writer, les claypool on bass, dave grohl on drums and jack white on guitar


these were kept in original AIM form... :lol:[/QUOTE]

The sheer power of Dave Grohl would overcome the suckiness of Dylan's singing, making B the correct option
 
[quote name='smalien1']Settle my fued- which of these superbands would be better?
bono on vocals, springsteen on vocals/guitar, roger waters on bass and nelson mandela on drums (cuz we need a black guy)

OR

dylan on vocals, mccartney as manager/writer, les claypool on bass, dave grohl on drums and jack white on guitar


these were kept in original AIM form... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Well I don't know who picked those. Band 2 from that group, do they have to be alive?
 
[quote name='smalien1']Settle my fued- which of these superbands would be better?
bono on vocals, springsteen on vocals/guitar, roger waters on bass and nelson mandela on drums (cuz we need a black guy)

OR

dylan on vocals, mccartney as manager/writer, les claypool on bass, dave grohl on drums and jack white on guitar


these were kept in original AIM form... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Why not springsteen on vocals, dylan as writer, les claypool on bass, dave grohl on drumgs and the late Jimmie Hendrix for your tolken black guy.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Why not springsteen on vocals, dylan as writer, les claypool on bass, dave grohl on drumgs and the late Jimmie Hendrix for your tolken black guy.[/QUOTE]

My J.R.R. Tolkien Black Guy?


I was actually the one who wrote the second one
 
[quote name='smalien1']My J.R.R. Tolkien Black Guy?


I was actually the one who wrote the second one[/QUOTE]

yes... exactly like a really badass Samuel L Jackson wizard with a huge Afro.
 
Had a couple friends over tonight. Guitar hero, GNT3. Good times. :cool:

[quote name='smalien1']Settle my fued- which of these superbands would be better?
bono on vocals, springsteen on vocals/guitar, roger waters on bass and nelson mandela on drums (cuz we need a black guy)

OR

dylan on vocals, mccartney as manager/writer, les claypool on bass, dave grohl on drums and jack white on guitar


these were kept in original AIM form... :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'd say the second one, but McCartney brings down the average. Of course with Bono involved the first one would be utter shit. :lol:
[quote name='karsh']I say the first one, but that's cause for the most part I hate everyone on the second one while I love Bono, Springsteen and Waters.[/QUOTE]
It's official: Karsh has worse taste than even Frisky. ;) :lol:
 
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Well, my friend and I disected my other computer and verdicts out. Hard drive is fucking shot. Apparently there is only asmall portion of memory left on my 30 gig drive. Somehow I just turned it on one day and all the info on the drive was gone. Hopefully I still have most of the shit still on this computer from when I reformatted my other one.

Oh, and Oompa Loompa's would kick ass. They are obviously more intelligent than the munchkins. And they don't have girls distracting them, which means the advancements in their technology and intelect would blast past the munchkins.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Had a couple friends over tonight. Guitar hero, GNT3. Good times. :cool:



I'd say the second one, but McCartney brings down the average. Of course with Bono involved the first one would be utter shit. :lol:

It's official: Karsh has worse taste than even Frisky. ;) :lol:[/QUOTE]

This coming from the pedophile. I think I'll stick with my tastes. ;)
 
Oompa Loompas by a mile.

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Funny how those things get left out in the transition to family film-dom[/QUOTE]

They didn't quite paint the picture of "savages" when they redid the movie, but the latest version shows they used to be a tribe of jungle midgets. :)
 
[quote name='smalien1']Settle my fued- which of these superbands would be better?
bono on vocals, springsteen on vocals/guitar, roger waters on bass and nelson mandela on drums (cuz we need a black guy)

OR

dylan on vocals, mccartney as manager/writer, les claypool on bass, dave grohl on drums and jack white on guitar


these were kept in original AIM form... :lol:[/QUOTE]


hmmm, so between the two "super" groups, we have two unbelievable bassists and a good drummer. don't really see an advantage to either, but since (B) has the unbelievable bassist AND the good drummer, if it has to be one, it's (B).

"The wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels on the buuuuuuuuuuuuuuus..."
 
[quote name='smalien1']Settle my fued- which of these superbands would be better?
bono on vocals, springsteen on vocals/guitar, roger waters on bass and nelson mandela on drums (cuz we need a black guy)

OR

dylan on vocals, mccartney as manager/writer, les claypool on bass, dave grohl on drums and jack white on guitar


these were kept in original AIM form... :lol:[/QUOTE]
Dylan/McCartney/Les/Grohl/White. The first one would be 10X better with Bono playing the guy who got shot in the face.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Warmest city in the nation today, and tomorrow it's going to be 20deg cooler. Sucks.[/QUOTE]


that may be, but we needed the rain from the front badly. We have had none all year and are 8 inches below where we need to be. the lake is 8 feet below where it should be.

kind of wish a little hurricane would have come and hit us.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']that may be, but we needed the rain from the front badly. We have had none all year and are 8 inches below where we need to be. the lake is 8 feet below where it should be.

kind of wish a little hurricane would have come and hit us.[/QUOTE]
Meh. You and your damn ecologic. Sucks.
 
Hands down the Munchkins for many reasons:

1) They don't all look the same.
2) They have women in their group; boy bands suck overall...hahahahaha
3) They own their own land. Now if we're speaking of the "new" oompa's this does not apply seeing as how Wonka, Depp, went to the land of oompa loompa's.
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Being John Malkovich is highly overrated.[/QUOTE]

Just plain sucks is more like it.

I thought, "How can a movie with John Cusack and John Malkovich be bad?" Well, someone thought of a way...
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Warmest city in the nation today, and tomorrow it's going to be 20deg cooler. Sucks.[/QUOTE]

That's the answer! I've always loved the Jaguars, so why not move to Jacksonville when I get my degree? The answer has finally come to me. How bad are those tropical storms and such in that city?

Yes, add Jacksonville to the list of potential future destinations. Then we'll retain Dallas, San Diego, LA and scratch out Las Vegas as that's the last place an addict horse needs to be.
 
I've really got to try and sleep again. That'll be a big test. Although I'm sure that the bigger test will be getting up at 10 a.m. for work, and trying to stay up the whole day to work on the house.

Well, in case you all never see me again for some reason, take care. :)
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Yes, add Jacksonville to the list of potential future destinations. Then we'll retain Dallas, San Diego, LA and scratch out Las Vegas as that's the last place an addict horse needs to be.[/QUOTE]I don't remember it very well, but I lived in Jacksonville for a few years. Of course we moved before I turned 5. :lol:
 
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