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[quote name='shrike4242']Sounds like a day to take off to me.[/QUOTE]


I dunno, with grammar like that I'm not sure he can afford to miss a day.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I dunno, with grammar like that I'm not sure he can afford to miss a day.[/QUOTE]
I'd chalk that up to the lack of sleep.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I'd chalk that up to the lack of sleep.[/QUOTE]
I can never talk when I sleep. I try, and the consequences are usually disastrous.
 
Well its cold as balls outside but I got that DuelPlay prize pack in the mail today so that made things better. This fucking cold is kicking my ass and I am now addicted to Halls cough drops.
 
[quote name='flowery']Well its cold as balls outside but I got that DuelPlay prize pack in the mail today so that made things better. This fucking cold is kicking my ass and I am now addicted to Halls cough drops.[/QUOTE]
So, how cold is "cold as balls"? :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Sounds like a day to take off to me.[/QUOTE]

I got the class (stagecraft) on Tuesday and Thursday, and I missed Tuesday because I accidentally woke up and turned the alarm off and fell back asleep (which I don't remember doing); so I can't miss class both times in one week. I went.

However, we were all sitting Indian style on the stage, listening to the instructor (which made me feel really... forced-artsy)... but I managed to sit off to the side in relation to everyone else, but behind my exgirlfriend. And in a sleepless stroke of brilliance, I started quietly thumping my middle finger and index finger on the stage floor, mimicking the sound of a heartbeat, gradually speeding the beat. I do weird shit like this to bother people... which really bothers them, because they can't tell if I am trying to bother them.

It bothered her, as I saw her trying to see me out of the corner of her eye to see if it was me or what the Hell I was doing. I did it so nobody could hear it, but because she was so close, she'd be able to hear the vibrations in the floor.

I think I did it because of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart" -- guilt.

(Note: I've never read any of Edgar Allen Poe's work, but I am aware of his tales thanks to one of the episodes of Beetlejuice: the Animated Series.) ;)

Sometimes I do stuff, then come up with a reason for why I did it after or whilst I do it. My mind is magic like that.
 
[quote name='Brak']Sometimes I do stuff, then come up with a reason for why I did it after or whilst I do it. My mind is magic like that.[/QUOTE]That's how most people operate, they just don't know it.
 
Bitch bitch bitch... In my day wed walk to school in -20 WITH NO HATS. We had to kill bears with our hands to make jackets. You goddamned kids with your hipping and the hopping get it too easy.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']That's how most people operate, they just don't know it.[/QUOTE]

No, no. I come with reasons that are actually creative. :O
 
[quote name='Brak']No, no. I come with reasons that are actually creative. :O[/QUOTE]Most people don't do anything that requires creative reasoning. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Bitch bitch bitch... In my day wed walk to school in -20 WITH NO HATS. We had to kill bears with our hands to make jackets. You goddamned kids with your hipping and the hopping get it too easy.[/QUOTE]

Yeah Yeah old man...you are what 2-3 years older than me. You come deal with Kentucky weather, nature, and people then see if you say anything.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Hee hee.

My impression of Flowery's balls...

:cold::cold:[/QUOTE]

Actual Size at the moment.

Well time to go design a washer thrower for Engineering class.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Hee hee.

My impression of Flowery's balls...

:cold::cold:[/QUOTE]
How do you know his testicles are blue and have faces on them, with ice hanging down? :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='shrike4242']How do you know his testicles are blue and have faces on them, with ice hanging down? :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]
Because he confirmed it right above you. ;)
 
[quote name='flowery']Yeah Yeah old man...you are what 2-3 years older than me. You come deal with Kentucky weather, nature, and people then see if you say anything.[/QUOTE]

Dude, I live in Minnesota. We're still wearing shorts.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']How do you know his testicles are blue and have faces on them, with ice hanging down? :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]
Haha, yeah, what frisky said.

I didn't know, he just told me. (That and he was complaining about it being cold as balls where he is)
 
[quote name='Kayden']Dude, I live in Minnesota. We're still wearing shorts.[/QUOTE]

OK I understand. There are some crazy fuckers still wearing shorts here to though. I am just saying; one day its 78 deg sunny, then the next day its 50 deg tstorms and tornados, and the next day its 30 deg windy and not a cloud in the sky.
 
[quote name='flowery']OK I understand. There are some crazy fuckers still wearing shorts here to though. I am just saying; one day its 78 deg sunny, then the next day its 50 deg tstorms and tornados, and the next day its 30 deg windy and not a cloud in the sky.[/QUOTE]
I saw a clip on the news the other day about the snow, and there was a guy in Buffalo, NY brushing an inch of snow off his car in a t-shirt and gym shorts.
 
Wow, like are basketball team couldn't take enough. Our star SG is out, same with PF but PF is out for academic reasons. We just learned today, that our coaches wife passed away. Just wow....so far we've postponed are big game against are rival high school for a while.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']I saw a clip on the news the other day about the snow, and there was a guy in Buffalo, NY brushing an inch of snow off his car in a t-shirt and gym shorts.[/QUOTE] :cold: :cold:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:cold: :cold:[/QUOTE]
And I see your balls are as cold as Flowery's...now let's see how well you...handle them.

It's in you Lonestar, the Schwartz is in you!
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']And I see your balls are as cold as Flowery's...now let's see how well you...handle them.

It's in you Lonestar, the Schwartz is in you![/QUOTE]
:hot::hot:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']:hot::hot:[/QUOTE]
Whoa, man. You got that itching/burning sensation? I think it may be time to see your doctor.

You hooked up with a burner.
Yeah. She seemed like a nice girl, said it was her first time?
Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field.
Listen, go to the campus hospital, see Stu.
Tell him Van sent you, and remember--Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool.


:D
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I don't remember it very well, but I lived in Jacksonville for a few years. Of course we moved before I turned 5. :lol:[/QUOTE]

You should move back, we could be roommates! We'll both wear sombreros!
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']You should move back, we could be roommates! We'll both wear sombreros![/QUOTE]
and you'd become an accomplice as a result. :)
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']You should move back, we could be roommates! We'll both wear sombreros![/QUOTE]

But then where's the third amigo?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']But then where's the third amigo?[/QUOTE]

Well If I'm Pancho, Crym is Pincho, then I think Banky would make a fine Thomas Jefferson.

And if that doesn't make sense to you, then I hate you... not a lot, but definitely a little bit.
 
It was getting cool and I thought to myself, hmm...I want some chili. However, lack of handy ingredients turned it into ghetto chili.

I started rummaging through my cabinets and I came across a jar of Bush's chili. Okay...not great, but it'll work. Gave it a second look - Bush's chili with NO beans. Oops. I wasn't going to settle for that. So I started going through cans and lo and behold, I find a can of kidney beans! Who knows how long it was up there, but score anyway! Added some frozen diced onions and sliced lil smokies. I wanted it spicy though, and didn't have any chili powder or chipotle...but I DID have some packets of Taco Bell hot sauce.

Yeah, yeah, I know, but it actually came out pretty damn good.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Has anyone else played the FFXII demo?
The summon has an attack called Roxxors. I laughed my ass off.[/QUOTE]
How is the new combat system in FFXII?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Really similar to FFXI. And I loves me my FFXI.[/QUOTE]
How is the combat system in FFXI? :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']How is the combat system in FFXI? :lol:[/QUOTE]

But XI is an MMORPG... so this means XII has got to be weird! :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='dcfox']How is the combat system in FFXI? :lol:[/QUOTE]

But XI is an MMORPG... so this means XII's battle system has got to be weird! :whistle2:s
 
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