The Munchkins vs. Oompa Loompa OTT

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[quote name='sixersballernum3']There was an article on Laguna Beach in Rolling Stone a few weeks (a month, maybe?) ago. I think it said it was real, but re-enacted (I know I spelled that wrong), or something like that.

Oh, and by the way, you know how I have Dial-Up?

Well.....

I also run on ME.[/QUOTE]
At least it's not 98.

Man, I can still remember when 95 was the big new thing in computers. And my mom bought her computer that had a whole 2gb hard drive. Boy that was a sweet machine. :)
 
[quote name='jaykrue']dcfox should include your av as she's definitely a cutie... though she could cut back on the eyeliner. :lol:[/QUOTE]Eyeliner is hot ... except on men. Well, maybe Johnny ... :oops: :lol:
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Oh, and by the way, you know how I have Dial-Up?

Well.....

I also run on ME.[/QUOTE]

Good god! Get this person on a win2k/XP machine stat!

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Eyeliner is hot ... except on men. Well, maybe Johnny ... :oops: :lol:[/QUOTE]

Eyeliner is hot... in moderation. The point of make-up is to accentuate/enhance a girl's natural beauty not overwhelm it a la Tammy Faye Baker. :puke:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Eyeliner is hot... in moderation. The point of make-up is to accentuate/enhance a girl's natural beauty not overwhelm it a la Tammy Faye Baker. :puke:[/QUOTE]
I don't think eyeliner is the main cause of Tammy Faye Baker being ugly. Not that it helps.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Good god! Get this person on a win2k/XP machine stat!



Eyeliner is hot... in moderation. The point of make-up is to accentuate/enhance a girl's natural beauty not overwhelm it a la Tammy Faye Baker. :puke:[/QUOTE]

I got a birthday card with her on it once. It was something about not being sad. On the outside it had her, and on the inside it had her crying and her face was, like, black. :lol:
 
Yeah they tend to make Mika wear too much makeup for her album covers:
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But in some magazine shoots they toned it down some:
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I think the eyeliner really draws you into her eyes and makes the color pop.
 
[quote name='dcfox']She doesn't look anything like the girl in your av.[/QUOTE]
Yes she does...

Where are my DVDs? I'd try to be all zen about this, but there's nothing zen about wanting DVDs to arrive soon.
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Where are my DVDs? I'd try to be all zen about this, but there's nothing zen about wanting DVDs to arrive soon.[/QUOTE]

I feel your pain. My second shipment is still in limbo. :(
 
[quote name='beerguy961']I don't think eyeliner is the main cause of Tammy Faye Baker being ugly. Not that it helps.[/QUOTE]

That's the thing - it looks like she learned how to put make-up on like a 2nd grader playing with mom's makeup. :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']She doesn't look anything like the girl in your av.[/QUOTE]
Well the first pic is for a movie soundtrack, so it's not her but the role she's playing Nana.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']That's the thing - it looks like she learned how to put make-up on like a 2nd grader playing with mom's makeup. :lol:[/QUOTE]
I've seen second graders with better makeup than her.

Am I joking? Am I serious in a Subby sort of way? I guess you won't know.
 
The girls who look completely different with and without make up always make me laugh, because they wear so much. There was this one girl in high school that I knew, that I always used to say if you kissed her, you'd end up looking like her from the makeup rubbing off.

I also think that those people that wear so much makeup that their necks are a completely different color from their face are funny. Oh, and when a girl has an itch on her face, and scratches it, then has lines on her face through her makeup from where she scratched. :lol:
 
My Radiatia Stories and Shinign Force Neo are finally shipping from Amazon.com.

When I originally ordered them during the TRU sale they gave me a date of December 26th.

:?
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']My Radiatia Stories and Shinign Force Neo are finally shipping from Amazon.com.

When I originally ordered them during the TRU sale they gave me a date of December 26th.

:?[/QUOTE]

Looks like for you, Christmas comes early. :)
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']The girls who look completely different with and without make up always make me laugh, because they wear so much. There was this one girl in high school that I knew, that I always used to say if you kissed her, you'd end up looking like her from the makeup rubbing off.

I also think that those people that wear so much makeup that their necks are a completely different color from their face are funny. Oh, and when a girl has an itch on her face, and scratches it, then has lines on her face through her makeup from where she scratched. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I hear where you're comin' from. I prefer girls wearing as little make-up as possible. It's my own litmus test as to how attracted I am to a girl. If a girl is wearing too much, I know if I sleep with her, Sleeping Beauty will become the Beast once morning rolls around. :lol:
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']The girls who look completely different with and without make up always make me laugh.[/QUOTE]

I agree to much is horrible, I rather have women walking around w/o lie paste also know as make up. See the thing is beer goggles don't make women look pretty they make them look small. So when you wake up in the morning their's a fat chick with the worst face in the world next to you. If she was not wearing the lie paste (make-up) in the first place even with beer goggles you would have not approached her. Cause she would of been a ugly skinny chick...see?
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Yeah, I hear where you're comin' from. I prefer girls wearing as little make-up as possible. It's my own litmus test as to how attracted I am to a girl. If a girl is wearing too much, I know if I sleep with her, Sleeping Beauty will become the Beast once morning rolls around. :lol:[/QUOTE]The hottest girl from my class in high school (in my opinion anyway) never wore any make-up.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']The hottest girl from my class in high school (in my opinion anyway) never wore any make-up.[/QUOTE]

You know what I've learned over the years? It's the quiet girls w/ the glasses that are usually really hot w/o makeup... it's just that they don't clean up themselves & wear contacts. :lol:
 
Friggin' Buy.com.

I ordered the Mario Kart DS Bundle for $140 from them. But the automatic checkout screwed up my shipping address.

So I sedn them an email asking them to change my shipping address. Well guess what. They can't do it! What the hell!

So I'm probably going to have to cancel my order. But that means I've lost the 10% off coupon that saved me ten bucks in the first place.

I'm pissed that something so simple, that can be done at 90% of other online retailers, can';t be done at Buy.com.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Friggin' Buy.com.

I ordered the Mario Kart DS Bundle for $140 from them. But the automatic checkout screwed up my shipping address.

So I sedn them an email asking them to change my shipping address. Well guess what. They can't do it! What the hell!

So I'm probably going to have to cancel my order. But that means I've lost the 10% off coupon that saved me ten bucks in the first place.

I'm pissed that something so simple, that can be done at 90% of other online retailers, can';t be done at Buy.com.[/QUOTE]

You better still buy the bundle. Or, well, see that smurf in your avatar? That happens every time someone considers buying a DS and then decides against it. Soon it will start happening to kittens, then dogs, then cows, and ultimately humans. Your family member may die because someone did not buy a DS. so do the right thing, would you?
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']You better still buy the bundle. Or, well, see that smurf in your avatar? That happens every time someone considers buying a DS and then decides against it. Soon it will start happening to kittens, then dogs, then cows, and ultimately humans. Your family member may die because someone did not buy a DS. so do the right thing, would you?[/QUOTE]

I'd so get this bundle if the DS wasn't bright red... :cry:
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']You better still buy the bundle. Or, well, see that smurf in your avatar? That happens every time someone considers buying a DS and then decides against it. Soon it will start happening to kittens, then dogs, then cows, and ultimately humans. Your family member may die because someone did not buy a DS. so do the right thing, would you?[/QUOTE]
:whistle2:s We speak English in this OTT, gibberish man!
 
[quote name='jaykrue']You know what I've learned over the years? It's the quiet girls w/ the glasses that are usually really hot w/o makeup... it's just that they don't clean up themselves & wear contacts. :lol:[/QUOTE]

dude you should know by now that the glasses come off when it counts...
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']dude you should know by now that the glasses come off when it counts...[/QUOTE]

I know but sometimes it's hard to notice how cute a girl is w/o her glasses. That's why now I frequent the bookstores & libraries as I know there's bound to be some hidden gems there. :drool:
 
Well, It's going to my old apartmnent complex so I could call the shipper and ask that they deliver it to the main office. Then I cna drive by and pick it up. But I'd rather it not be sitting by the front door of an apartment I'm not living in anymore.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Well, It's going to my old apartmnent complex so I could call the shipper and ask that they deliver it to the main office. Then I cna drive by and pick it up. But I'd rather it not be sitting by the front door of an apartment I'm not living in anymore.[/QUOTE]
You could tell the people living in your old apartment about the situation.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's an odd feeling to be completely stuffed and yet still hungry.[/QUOTE]

Is it kind of like dying of thirst in a pool of your own blood?
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Is it kind of like dying of thirst in a pool of your own blood?[/QUOTE]I really wouldn't know. Looks like we need to find a test subject. :whistle2:k :lol:
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Is it kind of like dying of thirst in a pool of your own blood?[/QUOTE]

Maybe if you were a vampire...

Perhaps dying of thirst while drowning in a lake would be better? :)
 
[quote name='beerguy961']You could tell the people living in your old apartment about the situation.[/QUOTE]


Well, there's no one living there now. I believe they're going through renovations. But it's a shady part of town and I don't want to leave a $150 item sitting on the front step.

I've had stuff broken into there before. Luckily it was crap the robbers didn't want. Liek a VHS and then a DVD.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Maybe if you were a vampire...

Perhaps dying of thirst while drowning in a lake would be better? :)[/QUOTE]

I don't recommend drinking lake water.
 
Hell fucking yeah congrats to Tony Stewart!!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Goes back to writing his lab report while deciding what Tony Stewart championship gear to buy*
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Yeah, you'll get Beaver Fever.[/QUOTE]

Dag> Check it down ya'll Heh heh heh!
Norb> In day...
Dag> uh-huh!
Norb> he bites down trees!
Dag> that's right!
Norb> chews away
Dag> HUH!
Norb> the bark!

Dag> HA!


Norb>but it really starts
Dag> uh-huh!
Norb> to work it
Dag> That's it baby!
Norb> after it, get's dark
Dag> get down ya'll
Norb>he's got the beaver fever!

Dag> Beaver Fever!! good gosh! Yeah!

Norb> well... Be-be-beaver fever! yeeeooww!
Dag> help mah!

Girls & Norbert > ohhhh..
beaver over here!
beaver over there!
beaver over here!
beaver everywhere!

Norb> Take it Daggy!

Dag> don't need no saw!
Norb> well!
Dag> dont need no axe!
Norb> whooum!
Dag> don't even need, a cleaver!
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Dag> Cause he's a wood, chomping rodent!
Norb> say wha?
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Norb> Beaver Fever..
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Norb> well well well well well well

Beaver fever sweeps nation!
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Beaver Fever sweeps...things..that are bigger...then that!

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[quote name='sixersballernum3']Argh, I hate Tony Stewart.

-Likes Carl Edwards-[/QUOTE]

fuck Carl Edward. In fact, fuck all of Roush racing.
 
[quote name='karsh']fuck Carl Edward. In fact, fuck all of Roush racing.[/QUOTE]

Actually, I don't like Carl Edwards so much as I dislike Tony Stewart. :lol:
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Actually, I don't like Carl Edwards so much as I dislike Tony Stewart. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Well, Carl Edwards hates Rocko's Modern Life and is the reason that it's not on DVD.

Tony loves RML, though. :twisted:
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Is it socially acceptable yet to dip your penis in a chocolate fondue?[/QUOTE]
Just to do it or to make it taste better for the ladies? :)
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Is it socially acceptable yet to dip your penis in a chocolate fondue?[/QUOTE]

Yes. As long as you've got the expressed consent of the orgy as well as not peeing in it.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Is it socially acceptable yet to dip your penis in a chocolate fondue?[/QUOTE]

That depends... do you plan to dip your balls in it?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']That depends... do you plan to dip your balls in it?[/QUOTE]

Sweeney... if you said that because of...

Well, you've redeemed yourself in my eyes. ;)
 
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