The Munchkins vs. Oompa Loompa OTT

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[quote name='JSweeney']That depends... do you plan to dip your balls in it?[/QUOTE]

Reference: The State

Louie & the Last Supper
Jesus (Tom): I tell you this. You will not break bread again with me until it is in heaven.
Excuse me. Excuse me? Peter, John? I'm talking here. it's kind of important.

Peter (Kevin): Sorry. You were saying?

Jesus: I was saying... I tell you this. you will not break bread again with me--what are you whispering about?

John (Joe): Nothing, nothing.

Jesus: No, you were talking about something. I hate it when people do that. Could you just tell me what it is, please?

Peter: No, it was nothing. I was just telling John here that Louie's coming tonight.

Announcer: And now, Louie! The guy who comes in and says his catch phrase over and over again.

Jesus: Louie, Louie, the "Gonna dip my balls in it" one?

John: Yes, he's coming, he's coming.

Jesus: Oy vey! Who invited Louie?
Judas? Judas, why did you invite Louie?

Judas (Ben): What? I thought he would lighten the mood a little bit. He's funny! Dippin' the balls in it thing? it's a good bit!
Oh, now I'm the bad guy. I mean, everybody likes Louie, right?

Jesus: It's not that I don't like Louie. I love Louie. I love everybody, that's my thing, man. It's just- the balls-dipping thing, it's cheap, you know? It's not my sense of humor. Tonight I thought it'd be the thirteen of us...

Louie (Ken): Hey everybody!

All: LOUIE!

Louie: Who's got something for me?

David: I do!

Louie: What is it?

David: Babagaloush (?)

Louie: I wanna dip my balls in it!!

All: Yay!

Louie: Who's got a plate of something?

Mike B: I do!

Louie: What is it?

Mike B: Potato Colga.

Louie: I wanna dip my balls in it!!

All: Yay!! Louie! Louie! Louie!

Jesus: Peter- Peter, John, James, you don't wanna stay with me tonight?

Peter: Well, come with us. We're going over to Louie's. He's gonna dip his balls in some things!

Louie: I wanna dip my balls in it!!

John: Come on, Louie's waiting. Let's go!

James (Todd): We'll have supper next weekend.

Jesus: Real quick, seriously. I'm dying for the sins of the world, and of of you's gonna deny me, and one of you's gonna betray me!

Louie: I wanna dip my balls in it!

Mike S: We have the warrant for the arrest of Jesus of Nazareth. Are you Jesus of Nazareth?

Jesus: He just went that way, he's got a short-sleeved shirt and a tie, and he's yelling about his balls.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Cheapy made a new forum dedicated to his adventures in Japan. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

I'm waiting for "The Adventures of Cheapy in Japan" DVD set.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']- The Latter
- Nope, no Peeing
- Not the balls...i hate that burning hair smell[/QUOTE]

oh. my. god.

i'm going to have nightmares now...

[quote name='Chef']
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on balls.
[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Reference: The State
[/QUOTE]

You have my respect and admiration, then. :D

Of course, that probably doesn't mean anything to you, but still, you're pretty cool for that. :lol:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']*LOTSA SMILIES*
My army... fear them.[/QUOTE]

Looks like someone's gotta cut back on the Nyquil. :lol:;)
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Looks like someone's gotta cut back on the Nyquil. :lol:;)[/QUOTE]
Actually I took a four hour nap. Sooo I think I need to cut back on the sleep.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']It would never work for me. I need my sleep.
If I don't get sleep my :bouncy: goes away.[/QUOTE]
Hee hee, your bouncies would go away. That means no more tots.
 
I go to bed at 9:30 every night and wake up at 6 am. Which is 8:30 hours of sleep which should be good enough? still wake up feeling like shit.

The weird thing is, if let's say my alarm clock woke me up at 6 o clock, I feel like crap but, if I wake up just by myself at 6 o clock I feel a lot better.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Hee hee, your bouncies would go away. That means no more tots.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

Good one.

Well, I just read some good news a while ago. I'm keeping it to myself though, for certain reasons...
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']:rofl:

Good one.

Well, I just read some good news a while ago. I'm keeping it to myself though, for certain reasons...[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah!?!? Well, I just found about something cool too. But I'm not going to share it either. You'll just have to wonder. Yup. Jealous? Wanna trade news? Huh? You first.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Oh yeah!?!? Well, I just found about something cool too. But I'm not going to share it either. You'll just have to wonder. Yup. Jealous? Wanna trade news? Huh? You first.[/QUOTE]

Nah, I don't feel like trading. I'll just enjoy it by myself. :)
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Nah, I don't feel like trading. I'll just enjoy it by myself. :)[/QUOTE]
Grrr. I mean. Oh yeah? I don't care. I got my news thing too. Yup. Keeps me happy.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']It would never work for me. I need my sleep.
If I don't get sleep my :bouncy: goes away.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, tot disappearance is an epidemic happening across the land. We must prevent this atrocity from happening at all costs! :lol:;)
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Jackass. :bomb:[/QUOTE]

Get back on your medication, you jackal! :lol:

[quote name='GuyWithGun']Grrr. I mean. Oh yeah? I don't care. I got my news thing too. Yup. Keeps me happy.[/QUOTE]

Cool.

Besides, neither of you would really care anyway. :lol:

So, how was everyone's weekend?
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Yeah, tot disappearance is an epidemic happening across the land. We must prevent this atrocity from happening at all costs! :lol:;)[/QUOTE]
My :bouncy: army will take care of it.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']My :bouncy: army will take care of it.[/QUOTE]
Bring on the bouncy army!

Ahhhh...the bouncy army... :drool:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']My :bouncy: army will take care of it.[/QUOTE]

I dunno, they look kinda French.
 
I'm gonna buy some over the counter moonshine. I had a long week.
 
[quote name='Brak']I'm gonna buy some over the counter moonshine. I had a long week.[/QUOTE]

You enjoy NyQuill as well I see, no.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']:bomb: Stupid fucking T.V. at work having a stupid rating limit setting lock thing so I can't watch the fucking Boondocks! :bomb:[/QUOTE]
I'll summarize for you: the n-word is said 20 times. Black people drive like this: *example* while white people drive like this: *second example*. End credits.
 
[quote name='jmcc']I'll summarize for you: the n-word is said 20 times. Black people drive like this: *example* while white people drive like this: *second example*. End credits.[/QUOTE]
fuck Prison Break, this is the best show ever!
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']:bomb: Stupid fucking T.V. at work having a stupid rating limit setting lock thing so I can't watch the fucking Boondocks! :bomb:[/QUOTE]

I saw a clip of that show on TV, and I'm wondering if it's worth watching. Anyone's take on it?
 
[quote name='flowery']You enjoy NyQuill as well I see, no.[/QUOTE]

A can of paint thinner, actually.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']fuck Prison Break, this is the best show ever![/QUOTE]
If only the Colbert Report were on Sundays.
 
[quote name='jmcc']I'll summarize for you: the n-word is said 20 times. Black people drive like this: *example* while white people drive like this: *second example*. End credits.[/QUOTE]
Homer: "Hee hee hee! He's right! We're sooo lame!"

:lol:
 
I woke up with a weird reddishness on the bottom of my chin. It looks like well a hickey. Yet, I know there was no hickeying of the bottom of my chin. It's really odd cause I know I didn't hit it or anything.
I did wear makeup for the first time in awhile, but then my whole face should be having a reaction. Oh well hope it goes away before work tomorrow.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Homer: "Hee hee hee! He's right! We're sooo lame!"

:lol:[/QUOTE]
The thing is, now I'm going to be doing the "dee-dee-dee, dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee" white guy impression until I go to sleep.
 
[quote name='Brak']A can of paint thinner, actually.[/QUOTE]

You have giant balls my friend. If I don't here from you in awhile I will send flowers.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I woke up with a weird reddishness on the bottom of my chin. It looks like well a hickey. Yet, I know there was no hickeying of the bottom of my chin. It's really odd cause I know I didn't hit it or anything.
I did wear makeup for the first time in awhile, but then my whole face should be having a reaction. Oh well hope it goes away before work tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
Jonathan using anything on his nuts that you might be allergic to?

:twisted:

J/K ;)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I woke up with a weird reddishness on the bottom of my chin. It looks like well a hickey. Yet, I know there was no hickeying of the bottom of my chin. It's really odd cause I know I didn't hit it or anything.
I did wear makeup for the first time in awhile, but then my whole face should be having a reaction. Oh well hope it goes away before work tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
There's a blonde joke in here somewhere. I'm not sure where, but I feel it in my bones.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']I saw a clip of that show on TV, and I'm wondering if it's worth watching. Anyone's take on it?[/QUOTE]
I've only been able to see the first episode. I have the second one taped from last night's rerun, and tonight the third.

The first was decent. Not much can be said because it was the obligatory first episode character introductions and such. Decent enough though. That's why I want to see it so badly, cause I think it would be worth getting in to.
 
Question: I had my family thanksgiving gathering tonight, as a matter of convenience for other family members who want to see their far-off children over actual Thanksgiving, so I got the whole spread today. I ask you, forum-goers: it's gross when people put the giblets in the stuffing, right? I'm not alone in being revolted by biting into what I think is going to be a delicious walnut or raisin, only to get a lung or kidney, am I?
 
[quote name='jmcc']The thing is, now I'm going to be doing the "dee-dee-dee, dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee" white guy impression until I go to sleep.[/QUOTE]
:D

Now you got me thinking about the Futurama water people one:

"Ever notice the people under the yellow sun walk like this, 'Merp, merp, merp." But us people under the red sun walk like this, "Oooh, oooh, oooh."


[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Jonathan using anything on his nuts that you might be allergic to?

:twisted:

J/K ;)[/QUOTE]
Hahaha! Maybe he shaved a little while ago and it's growing back and she got rugburn. :D
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']I've only been able to see the first episode. I have the second one taped from last night's rerun, and tonight the third.

The first was decent. Not much can be said because it was the obligatory first episode character introductions and such. Decent enough though. That's why I want to see it so badly, cause I think it would be worth getting in to.[/QUOTE]

I'll track it down then and give it a look. Thanks.

[quote name='jmcc']Question: I had my family thanksgiving gathering tonight, as a matter of convenience for other family members who want to see their far-off children over actual Thanksgiving, so I got the whole spread today. I ask you, forum-goers: it's gross when people put the giblets in the stuffing, right? I'm not alone in being revolted by biting into what I think is going to be a delicious walnut or raisin, only to get a lung or kidney, am I?[/QUOTE]

Walnuts and raisins in the stuffing?

:puke:
 
Also, as we come to the end here, I've tallied the results of the OTT topic question. Munchkins won by a large margin.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Question: I had my family thanksgiving gathering tonight, as a matter of convenience for other family members who want to see their far-off children over actual Thanksgiving, so I got the whole spread today. I ask you, forum-goers: it's gross when people put the giblets in the stuffing, right? I'm not alone in being revolted by biting into what I think is going to be a delicious walnut or raisin, only to get a lung or kidney, am I?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's kinda gross. I've never had giblets personally, but they don't look tasty to me. My grandpa (as I'm sure is true with everyone's grandpa) loves random animal parts though. The world would end before he'd throw away something that's potentially edible. :D
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Jonathan using anything on his nuts that you might be allergic to?

:twisted:

J/K ;)[/QUOTE]
Ok, I'll be serious and say that no ones balls have been near my chin in a good while. :roll:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']I'll track it down then and give it a look. Thanks.



Walnuts and raisins in the stuffing?

:puke:[/QUOTE]
Without them, it's just smelly bread cubes.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Ok, I'll be serious and say that no ones balls have been near my chin in a good while. :roll:[/QUOTE]
You don't know that.
 
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