[quote name='Brak']Bars: If the high school cafeteria had alcohol.
Went to a bar, just now, to meet a couple of friends whom I haven't seen in a while. Walking up to the entrance, I heard a hole-in-the-wall band playing "Love Shack", by the B-52s -- not a good sign.
As soon as I walked in, I was stopped dead in my tracks...
as there was nowhere to
ing walk, move or stand. Half-ass glanced around for my friends, didn't see them, turned around and went home.
Now I remember why I hate bars, my town and the locals -- and I've never seen
that many whores in one place in my life.
Oh, and when I walked out, a guy who looked like the fat thug on the cover of State of Emergency was staring at me. I got to say the ol', "
Like what you see,
head?"; whilst staring at him until he looked away and didn't say a peep.[/QUOTE]
Thats why you have to open your own bar, and only invite a select few of the cool sluts and your best friends.