The Mystery Limo Wrestling Thread

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...Damn
 
Yeah WWE has re-used that one a lot. At the end of my clip it even says your watching Alicia and Gabriel on ECW.
 
I see him coming out to Andrew W.K. for some reason. Like Party Hard or some shit...

I really like Percy, for some weird reason. He has charisma in spades...
 
I like Percy also. I don't know who said it, but someone said he had a early Eddie Murphy thing going. I totally see that. It's not a bad thing.
 
[quote name='Scorch']There's no way that's Jeff. I need to see another picture.[/QUOTE]

doubt a lot of people would get that huge of a tattoo on their arm, its jeff. he is most likely clean and replaced drug use with food, happens all the time.
 
[quote name='masked lemon']I'm calling the end of the money in the bank ppv right now.


nXt comes in, lays everyone out. Wade Barrett climbs the ladder and takes the briefcase.[/QUOTE]

I figured he'd at least be the replacement for R-Truth, yeah.

[quote name='masked lemon']I still don't see what you guys see in Alicia Foxx.[/QUOTE]

She's ridiculously hot. As for her wrestling, I've never heard anyone say she's good.

[quote name='TheRock88']Just wondering, but any of you guys play a text based sim game called Extreme Warfare Revenge? Was reading up on it and it seems pretty cool like those text sim baseball games like OOTP and Baseball Mogul.[/QUOTE]

It's excellent! There are superior, more recent versions out there which you have to pay for, but you do have to edit the wrestlers yourselves or import save files to get WWE/TNA/ROH guys.

[quote name='Halo05']No time to finish all those Botchamanias at the moment but I remember a time when some people on the wrestling message boards swore up and down that XPW was better than ECW. I realize that Y2K ECW wasn't quite up to 1996/7 standards but fuck there was still a world of difference. I wonder what ever happened to White Trash Johnny Webb and Homeless Jimmy?[/QUOTE]

Jimmy and others were on the XPW 10th Anniversary Show that I went to the night before SumemrSlam last year. Jimmy got chucked right at us into a bunch of unfolded chairs:

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one thread to late

- Several people are raving about NXT 2 Rookie Husky Harris, the son of WWE Hall of Famer Mike “IRS” Rotundo, even though they don’t like his name. The comparison has been made of him being like a young Dusty Rhodes, in the sense that he has a bad looking body but he’s quick and athletic. Husky is considered by many as the standout of this NXT season and has a lot of supporters within the company.
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[quote name='Scorch']There's no way that's Jeff. I need to see another picture.[/QUOTE]

I watched TNA last week and you can see that Jeff's super-tight emo shirt is hiding a potbelly. Without a doubt that's him in the picture.
 
[quote name='cdubb1605']one thread to late[/QUOTE]

I'd love to see them turn Husky into a Takeshi Morishima-type monster heel. he's got the build and athleticism to pull it off.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']I'd love to see them turn Husky into a Takeshi Morishima-type monster heel. he's got the build and athleticism to pull it off.[/QUOTE]

Excellent idea, especially since Morishima won't work for WWE in the role they would want to put him in (see houseboy Tajiri and Kung Funaki).
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']I'd love to see them turn Husky into a Takeshi Morishima-type monster heel. he's got the build and athleticism to pull it off.[/QUOTE]

That would be pretty cool.

Is Morishima still doing ROH shows?
 
[quote name='Blackout']That would be pretty cool.

Is Morishima still doing ROH shows?[/QUOTE]

Nah he hasn't wrestled in ROH since '08 according to wikipedia. I'd love to see him do a few more shows.

[quote name='masked lemon']But she isn't hot. She looks like a man. Plus, her forehead goes all the way to the back of her head:
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We're never gonna see eye to eye on this, so there's really no point in arguing.

Is anything good supposed to happen on Impact tonight? I'm so behind on TNA goings-on.
 
[quote name='cdubb1605']one thread to late[/QUOTE]
His real name is one of the best you could hope for when it comes to wrestling, Windham Rotunda.
 
[quote name='cdeener']His real name is one of the best you could hope for when it comes to wrestling, Windham Rotunda.[/QUOTE]

Agreed, but in "The Universe" the names Windham and Rotunda do not mean anything.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']Nah he hasn't wrestled in ROH since '08 according to wikipedia. I'd love to see him do a few more shows.



We're never gonna see eye to eye on this, so there's really no point in arguing.

Is anything good supposed to happen on Impact tonight? I'm so behind on TNA goings-on.[/QUOTE]


The woman has a longer forehead than Serena, for crying out loud.

That shit is like a 24head.


But yeah, no point in arguing.
 
My jaw was on the floor when I saw her in OVW years back. But she didn't have that giant mop then.

I think it was the same show when maryse lost a hair clip in a match w/ Sojo Bolt (can't remember the name she used back then), and the crowd when apeshit chanting that she had a weave.
 
She didn't have the mop when I met her either, when she was hitting on me.

Maybe it's the fact that I know I could of hit it that makes her seem inferior in my eyes to the other divas.
 
This quick reply box isn't big enough to hold the amount of Ls and Os that I would need to quantify how much bullshit is in that post.

edit: I'm referring to masked lemon.
 
[quote name='masked lemon']But she isn't hot. She looks like a man. Plus, her forehead goes all the way to the back of her head:

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she doesn't look like a man to me....but that hairline is just awful

whew....that's just a horrible picture. the type where the photographer should have left it as a negative
 
[quote name='masked lemon']Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.[/QUOTE]

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So I have TNA on and am kinda watching it. I'm torn on Ken Anderson. On one hand, his laissez-faire interview style comes off as so much more natural than the 8th-grade pageant robot-verbatim style we've seen in wrestling for so many years - it's clear there's something *there* to the guy. The "it" or whatever set of intangible qualities wrestlers talk about regarding those who make it big.

On the other, he proves what idiotic simpletons wrestling fans are because the entire crowd was on the edge of their seats just waiting to hear one word from him - 'asshole.'

EDIT: Double count out! OMG! Wrestling matches have rules! (except when they don't!)
 
[quote name='wildcpac']Lebitch James just had the ultimate heel turn. I hope Vince McMahon was taking notes on how to turn John Cena.[/QUOTE]
It would be as if Cena had a heel turn where he pissed off the entire WWE fanbase....only to join a horrible stable

He should have went to the bulls if he was going to leave! Miami = no bench
 
Awesome show overall. While the X and Knockouts Title stuff didn't do much, the rest of this show pretty much worked perfectly. They built up the four-way nice with the final segment, built Joe up as a monster despite losing an awesome match to RVD (in the mid-card main event...), and having RVD, Anderson, and Jeff team up to send Abyss packing after the Hardy-Anderson main event, which was pretty good in its own right. Six-Man tag with Morgan/BME vs. Hernandez/Guns was a nice preview of the tag title match, but it didn't do anything to make me want to see Morgan-Hernandez on the PPV.

Devon's great promo hyping up Neal made me want to see the Devon-Ray-Jesse three way, and the Flair-Lethal exchange towards the end of the show was incredible. Flair's been on a roll with promos in TNA, and this was another fantastic one. Lethal held his own here, and really had some excellent facial expressions that showed a more serious side of him that we haven't seen in TNA. Hopefully it's reflected in his PPV gear and he won't come dressed with a creamsicle. Nash's thing with Hogan was kinda weird. They acknowledged Hogan bringing the Nastys in like that was part of an established storyline by treating it the same as Hall and Waltman coming in via a backdoor contract, then Nash called him out on the double standard and Hogan blew him off. I'm not sure what they're building to with this, but I sure hope it isn't a Nash-Hogan match.

AJ-Kazarian was a good tease for a PPV match, although I think they hurt each guy's finisher slightly by having them both be countered numerous times in a five minute match with a fuck finish. Flair forcing them to team up could result in something good, or not. It depends entirely on who they're facing and what the circumstances are. I'd guess that the Guns win the tag titles since they lost here, then non-Horsemen Horsemen come out to face them and either win the belts at the show or beat them up and win them at TV or on the next PPV.

As great as RVD-Joe was, it was hurt by the ECW group coming out during it. For one thing, it led to Taz having to go on a long tangent about the group, his history with them, and being annoyed by people (namely Tenay) asking him why they're here, which took away from things. Then they kept cutting away from the match to show the group basically doing nothing. It felt really out of place here despite RVD being a former ECW mainstay. Despite that, the match was great, and faster-paced than most of Joe's matches over the past year. This is definitely his best TV match that I can remember in a long time, and I loved the Bret-Piper finish being recreated here because it protected Joe with the loss and still put the choke over since RVD was out cold right afterwards. It was the best of both worlds there, and then Joe beat up the ref. Didn't like that so much because it wasn't needed and I don't want to see Joe as a heel for the billionth time. It ALWAYS fails and kills whatever momentum he's gained beforehand.

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RVD's streak of terrible promo pictures continues.


Kaz somehow landed like this despite being the man who executed an apron DDT to AJ -


Storm's beard is a .5 on the Knox scale


ZOMBIE HOT KUNG FU! Coming soon to SyFy.




Flair-Lethal promo audio -
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Quotes -
Anderson - Let’s get this out of the way. Are there any Creatures here? Then please let me introduce your leader - Jeffrey Nero Hardy! Jeff, uh…last week…I hit you in the back with a folding chair. From behind. When you weren’t looking. But Jeff, look me in the yes and know that I didn’t do it on purpose. Do you know why I know that you know? Because if it had been on purpose, I’D TELL YA ABOUT IT. I’D TELL THE WHOLE FREAKIN’ WORLD ABOUT IT! Do you know why I’d be proud? BECAUSE I’M AN ASSHOLE. In fact, I think that the world would be a better place if there were more assholes in it. Case in point,t he Impact Zone - it’s filled to the brim with assholes! So, so, I got a solution here. I’m gonna bring the chair to the ring tonight. We have a match. Yeah, and I’m gonna bring this, and Jeff, if I use it, you know that you got a problem with me. If you decide to use it on me, I mighta had it coming. Arguable. But. I will in fact know that I have a problem with you.
Taz - What’s he talking about?
Hardy - Every time I get hit with a chair, I question the person that swung it.
Tenay - Ric Flair’s new group is modeled after the Four Horsemen and is called Fortune. AND THE FOUR HORSEMEN WAS THE BEST FACTION IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING.
Taz - AJ’s getting fustrated.
Taz - The TNA fans are in favor of the man to hold the TNA Title longer than anyone in the history of TNA Championships.
Flair - HEY! HEY! COME ON. STOP IT. LET’S GO! KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT FAT BOY, YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED. YOU AND YOU. YOU’RE TWO FO THE BEST WRESTLERS ALIVE. QUIT DICKING AROUND. YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS? GET UNITED. Come here. THESE PUNKS WON’T DIVIDE US. THEY’VE ALREADY ADMITTED THEY’RE NOTHING BUT ASSHOLES. YOU GUYS ARE SPECIAL BREEDS OF MEN, AND AT VICTORY ROAD, I’VE ARRANGED A MATCH FOR YOU TWO AT VICTORY ROAD. BUT I’M NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAINST WHO. You’d better win, or you won’t be happy campers. SHUT UP FAT BOY. You, you I’ll see in the hotel!
(as Angelina is shown topless from behind in the back)Tenay - Check this out.
Taz - I have no problem doing that.
Taz - Zombie hot is zombie nuts.
Rayne - What are you putting on the line on Sunday? Your fake fun bags?
Tenay - That’s an option!
Rayne - How about your fake hair weave? Or…YOUR CAREER. I’m putting my title on the line.
Love - So you want me to put my career on the line, ey?
Rayne - Yeah, ey.
Love - Madison, there’s one thing. I figured you’d pull something like this, so I had a meeting earlier with the championship committee, and there’s gonna be one special stipulation in our match. If Lacey or Velvet get involved, YOU’RE GONNA BE DQED ON THE SPOT AND I’LL BE HANDED THE NTA KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP!
Devon - For the past few weeks, things have gotten out of control, so what I’m gonna ask is for my brother to come out here so we can straighten this out right here and right now. So you’re gonna stand there? Fine. Lemme ask you a question bro? I don’t get it. We sat here and trained this guy. Trained him just like we were trained. We gave him every bit of knowledge we knew. You were the one who interviewed him when he came to the school. He was the first person in, and the last to leave. He showed respect to you and me, to the school. He had respect since day one. He’s been through hell before us. He was in the Navy, helped serve this country! And then, as he’s working, unfortunately, his ship got blown up by some terrorists! And in the process, his friend, his best friend, who guided him through the Navy died in the blast! HE WAS THE ONE WHO HAD TO HELP PUT THE BODY IN THE BODY BAG, SO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT RESPECT, THAT’S RESPECT RIGHT THERE! HE WAS THE ONE CARRYING THE CASKET, WHO HAD TO SAY GOODBYE TO HIS FRIEND. SO I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH JESSE!?
Ray - First of all, I don’t answer to you. I’m Brother Ray - the leader of Team 3D. You answer to me!
Taz - Here we go.
Devon - Ya know what..
Ray - SHUT UP. My problem is with him. He’s nothing but a disrespectful punk, and now, my problem is wht you since you’re a disrespectful partner. WHERE’ YOUR LOYALTY TO YOUR BROTHER WHO MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE TODAY?!
Devon - Don’t question my loyalty.
Ray - Gimme an answer!
Devon - My loyalty is to both of ya! I DON’T PICK SIDES. I NEVER HAVE AND I NEVER WILL.
Ray - Bad news. Things are gonna get worse. I just spoke with Bischoff, at Victory Road, the match is me versus Jesse. Versus YOU! 3 Way dance. We’re gonna see how loyal you are, and after Victory Road, 23 world tag titles will either continue on into glory or fade away that night!
Tenay - IT’S THE FIRST-EVER MEETING OF RVD AND SAMOA JOE IN THE FIRST HOUR OF IMPACT!
(as the ECW 4 come out)Tenay - Taz, ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT THESE GUYS ARE DOING HERE?!
Taz - What? Again? No. I don’t.
Tenay - WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO DEFENSIVE?
Taz - I’m not being defensive, I’m just sick of being asked week after week.
Tenay - WASN’T DREAMER THE BEST MAN AT YOUR WEDDING.
Taz - Yeah. Over a decade ago. If I was getting married now, he wouldn’t be.
Taz - That was a hell of a match right there. And on free TV to boot.
Angle - Pressure makes me what I do best - wrestle.
Taz - Remember last week when Douglas was out here on commentary and he was upset about the ladder match and TNA being against him, yada yada, yada?
Tenay - Yeah.
Taz - Well, just between you and me, after the show, he told me that he’s afraid of heights.
Taz - Leapfrog by the lavender-wearing Buck.
Tenay - That’s bad for him.
Taz - Yeah, don’t tell him I told you. Not about the ladder match, but the heights thing.
Taz - Can we get a bigger red X?
Taz - Why’s he got the fear of heights? Think it’s the England thing? You know, they have flats there - no steps!
Tenay - Remember Kendrick’s CAMEL CLUTCH submission?
Taz - Do the hustle and get the big X, Buck!
(as he scowls)Taz - Look at Doug’s face! Oh, well that’s how he always looks.
Taz - Buck’s like Spider-Man.
Taz - What a great night of wrestling we’ve had tonight, and we’ve still got Hardy-Anderson!
Fan - HAIL SABIN!
Taz - TV doesn’t do Morgan justice. He’s huge. He even makes me look short when I stand next to him.
Tenay - Ref didn’t see the tag, BUT HE HEARD THE CLAP.
Taz - Ref’s only got two heads. Two eyes. What the hell!?
Tenay - READY FOR SLICED BREAD!?
(it’s foiled)Taz - Little bit of green mold on it.
Pope - Anderson’s the reason Pope ain’t cleared right now. I don’t trust him as far as I can throw him.
Nash - I guess I gotta give Bischoff a kiss on the rump to keep my job. Before Scott and I jumped to WCW, he went with the Dungeon of Doom! KEVIN, MY SOOOONNNN!
Hogan - You tried to get Hall and X-Pac in.
Nash - So? You got the Nasty Boys in!
Hogan - That was different. I gave them a shot straight-up, it didn’t work out. You tried to get your guys in through the backdoor.
Lethal - I was overwhelmed a couple weeks ago when Hulk made the match between me and Flair, but that great feeling was taken away when I was forced to watch my younger brother get beaten up by Ric Flair? CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT!? Having your childhood hero beat up your flesh and blood? It tears your heart out, and at Victory Road, Ric, THAT’S WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU. Now even though the greatest part of my life is in a week, my mind’s on my mother. She’s ill, and I want you know some things. Mom, I love you very much. I also wanna let you know that I plan on making you the proudest mother in the world when I defeat Ric Flair at Victory Road. Even though you’re a thousand miles away, you’ll always be right here in my heart standing next to me. (Flair comes out)
Flair - I could give a rat’s ass about your mother! As a matter of fact, truth be known, your old lady is living vicariously through you cuz she wants me! DON’T BE STALKING ME, BROTHER. YOU GOT THREE DAYS. I’M GONNA TELL IT LIKE IT IS - YOU’RE TALKING TO RIC BY GOD FLAIR. FORGET ABOUT BEING THE GREATEST OF ALL, I AM RIC BY GOD FLAIR! KNOW WHERE MY ROBE IS? IT’S IN THE SMITHSONIAN - THAT’S FOR DEAD PEOPLE OR PEOPLE WHO ARE REAL FAMOUS. YOUR MOM AND DAD LOVE YA, AND MINE PUT ME OUT AT 15 AND I’VE BEEN LIMO RIDING EVER SINCE. I’VE BEEN TO SHRINKS, AND BY THE END OF THE HOUR, THEY’RE IN THE GOD DARN BED. I GOT AN EX-WIFE WALKING AROUND ASKING WHERE IS HE? WHERE’S THE NAITCH!? You dress like a street punk from Jersey - you don’t deserve in my world, let alone In my ring! BACK UP, BOY! BACK UP! BACK UP! YOU GOT THREE DAYS AND YOU’RE GONNA THINK ABOUT IT. RIGHT NOW, I’M IN YOUR HEAD. YOU GOTTA BEAT FLAIR! I’M NOT HUMAN, I’M A GOD! ANY WOMAN I WANT, JUST LIKE THAT - right baby? YOU GOTTA WRSTLE ME. ME! RIC FLAIR! THINK ABOUT IT! A WRESTLING ICON! NO? A LIVING, BREATHING, MACHINE! THERE ARE HOSPITALS AROUND THE WORLD THAT WANT ME TO DONATE MY BODY PARTS TO SEE WHAT MAKES ME GO!
Lethal - I may help ‘em!
Flair - I’VE BEEN CUT, IN A PLANE CRASH, AND HIT BY LIGHTNING. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!? IN THREE DAYS, YOU’RE GONNA LOOK YOUR GOD IN THE EYES AND GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU! THREE DAYS! THREE DAYS! GOD! WOOO!
Anderson - WE CALL TO ORDER THIS SESSION OF ASSHOLES ANONYMOUS! I AM YOUR SPONSER - MISTER ANDERSON. Wait for it. ANDERSON.
Tenay - THERE’S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT IN PRO WRESTLING THAN THE TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!
Taz - Jeff Hardy’s a bizarre fellow.
(as Anderson goes up for the Kenton)Taz - He’s stealing a book out of Hardy’s book. Or a page I should say.
Taz - Abyss calls the board his girl.
Tenay - HIS GIRL!?
Taz - Yeah, it’s a little weird.
Taz - THE MONSTER’S NOT DONE YET! (show goes off the air)
 
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[quote name='Demolition Man']Cena's next gimmick....

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all i can think of looking at this is the futurama episode where bender becomes a wrestler and to turn him heel they make him "the gender bender" and he wears a tutu
 
That was definitely one of the better Impacts in a long time. Flair's promo was pretty funny. The PPV looks promising.
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']This quick reply box isn't big enough to hold the amount of Ls and Os that I would need to quantify how much bullshit is in that post.

edit: I'm referring to masked lemon.[/QUOTE]


I've told the story to you all a few times now, I have no reason to bullshit you. Victoria Crawford (Alicia Fox) came in to my work asking for directions to Mellon Arena. She showed me her itinerary and directions. I noticed the WWE logo on her itinerary and asked if she was a diva. She said she was Alicia Foxx, but at that time I had never heard of her. She then offered me tickets to RAW that night and said we should do something afterwards. I told her I had to work and that my wife wouldn't be too happy about me going out.

I didn't think she was that hot then, and I still don't. Believe what you will, but I have nothing to gain from lying to you.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']I've been known to flirt with people at work to coerce them to give me a free Domino's Pizza, too.[/QUOTE]

And here I was just getting free breadsticks... :cold:
 
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