The New Philips... ummm, AssBalls Shaver?

[quote name='Backlash']Three words: Laser. Hair. Removal.[/quote]

So think about it. You are going to spend tons of $$$ to see a doctor who will handle your family jewels with a laser. Sounds like fun to me...
 
Have you seen how red and swollen shit gets with laser hair removal? You'd have to fucking pay me a lot of money to go through that, not to mention the personal playboy bunny lotioning I'd have to get on my junk.
 
Laser removal isn't all that great. Plus, if you're not an ideal candidate, you'll end up looking like a sunburn victim. The laser beam finds the hair follicles by targeting the substance that gives skin and hair dark color - melanin. Therefore, the ideal candidate for laser has dark hair and light skin. The laser will not work on people with red, white, gray or true blond hair. The hot laser light will also be attracted to the melanin in the skin, so people with suntans, or dark skin types are at more of a risk for discoloration of pigment and other side effects.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Laser removal isn't all that great. Plus, if you're not an ideal candidate, you'll end up looking like a sunburn victim..[/quote]

Can you imagine? Having a sunburn on your nutsacks? Ouch!!!!
 
I'm telling you, once you trim it up once you will realize how awesome it is. You'll stop looking like a jungle down there, gain an inch by default, and it will cool you down a bit. There is no reason not to trim up. I highly recommend it.
 
The only problem is chafing. If it get's REALLY hot and you are running around i.e. sports you get some reddness, but it's bearable.
 
[quote name='Xevious']Can you imagine? Having a sunburn on your nutsacks? Ouch!!!![/QUOTE]

Are you implying that you have multiple nutsacks?
 
[quote name='Swift900']Are you implying that you have multiple nutsacks?[/QUOTE]

you don't? I guess you are LESS OF A MAN THAN ME!
 
[quote name='munch']I'm telling you, once you trim it up once you will realize how awesome it is. You'll stop looking like a jungle down there, gain an inch by default, and it will cool you down a bit. There is no reason not to trim up. I highly recommend it.[/quote]

Shaving your hole also keeps TP from getting glued to your ass. :puke:
 
[quote name='munch']you don't? I guess you are LESS OF A MAN THAN ME![/quote]

That's gotta be a real pain, having to deal with multiple scrotums. You'd be sitting on a testicle at least 20 times a day. We all know how much that hurts. You get that awful pain in your abdomen that won't go away for 15-20 minutes.
 
[quote name='Xevious']Can you imagine? Having a sunburn on your nutsacks? Ouch!!!![/quote]

I've never had a sunburn at all (thank you dark skin & melanin :cool: ) so I'm gonna hafta say, no.:lol:

[quote name='Deadpool']The only problem is chafing. If it get's REALLY hot and you are running around i.e. sports you get some reddness, but it's bearable.[/quote]

If you're chafing, you're shaving bald and not using lotion. That results in stubble. Just trim it neatly instead. This will give you finer, softer hair than outright shaving bald.

[quote name='Swift900']Are you implying that you have multiple nutsacks?[/quote]

So are you of the monotesticular persuasion like Lance Armstrong & Tom Green?:lol:
 
[quote name='shieryda']That's gotta be a real pain, having to deal with multiple scrotums. You'd be sitting on a testicle at least 20 times a day. We all know how much that hurts. You get that awful pain in your abdomen that won't go away for 15-20 minutes.[/QUOTE]

Again, since I am more of a man I can endure more pain. My source of power is my multiple sacks. Bow down before them!
 
[quote name='Swift900']Are you implying that you have multiple nutsacks?[/quote]
I recall the great French writer/philospher Voiltaire writting a letter about testicles to a friend in England. He said some of the French officials had 1 or 2 balls. Sometimes 3.

He is known to attend an orgy or two back in his time so it likely that he had a first hand account of this.
 
[quote name='Xevious']I recall the great French writer/philospher Voiltaire writting a letter about testicles to a friend in England. He said some of the French officials had 1 or 2 balls. Sometimes 3.
Ha! E.T., the "Extra Testicle".
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[quote name='jaykrue']So are you of the monotesticular persuasion like Lance Armstrong & Tom Green?:lol:[/QUOTE]

Nope, it is just that I have always thought of my nutsack as a single unit that houses my two nuts.
 
[quote name='Swift900']Nope, it is just that I have always thought of my nutsack as a single unit that houses my two nuts.[/quote]

I thought 'nutsack' refers to one testicle whereas 'nutsacks' refers to two or more testicles.
 
[quote name='Xevious']I thought 'nutsack' refers to one testicle whereas 'nutsacks' refers to two or more testicles.[/QUOTE]

That would be nut and nuts, I presume.
 
The nutsack is that which holds the nuts. A sack is always a bag of sorts, while nuts are round, self-contained objects.

Therefore, the testicles are the nuts and the scrotum is the nutsack. Elementary my dear Xevious.
 
[quote name='Xevious']I thought 'nutsack' refers to one testicle whereas 'nutsacks' refers to two or more testicles.[/QUOTE]

:lol: I appriciate how you did not fail to include, "or more" in your logic.

Anyways, nutsack is a slang term for scrotum... Thus, it would be incorrect to say you have nutsacks unless you, like our friend munch here, actually are blessed with multiple scrote's.
 
I dont know how some of you guys dont trim shit downstairs, its not just for breathin out the boys, its for the girls as well. When a girl goes meat popcicle licking she doesnt need to be confronted with something looking like this
 
[quote name='Swift900']:lol: I appriciate how you did not fail to include, "or more" in your logic.

Anyways, nutsack is a slang term for scrotum... Thus, it would be incorrect to say you have nutsacks unless you, like our friend munch here, actually are blessed with multiple scrote's.[/quote]
Thanks for clearing it all up for me guys.
 
[quote name='Swift900']:lol: I appriciate how you did not fail to include, "or more" in your logic.

Anyways, nutsack is a slang term for scrotum... Thus, it would be incorrect to say you have nutsacks unless you, like our friend munch here, actually are blessed with multiple scrote's.[/QUOTE]

I'm glad you used the word blessed because it truly is a gift from God. I AM BLESSED!
 
[quote name='Xevious']He is known to attend an orgy or two back in his time so it likely that he had a first hand account of this.[/QUOTE]
first hand...is that an intentional pun?
 
I bought the shaver last week and it worked great. I received approval from the opposite sex too!

I wish the handle was longer but otherwise I rate this 4 outta 5 stars.
 
Didn't even know about these till now. I've been using the trimmer on the back of my electric shaver to cut down on hair, but it's hard to get close. 40.00 really isn't so bad to be free and easy. :bouncy:
 
Well I'm sold ordered one this morning. Though..I will be leaving my ass hair alone...*shudders*
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Didn't even know about these till now. I've been using the trimmer on the back of my electric shaver to cut down on hair, but it's hard to get close. 40.00 really isn't so bad to be free and easy. :bouncy:[/quote]

It was on sale on Amazon when I bought it (5 bucks off). I dont know if its still on sale though.

But yeah...it works great.
 
funniest thing ever, i've just aimed this link to all my friends on aim, they prob. wonder what led me to the website, lol, i don't mind if they think i'm "groomed" LOL
 
[quote name='Xevious']I recall the great French writer/philospher Voiltaire writting a letter about testicles to a friend in England. He said some of the French officials had 1 or 2 balls. Sometimes 3.

He is known to attend an orgy or two back in his time so it likely that he had a first hand account of this.[/quote]You know, that makes soome of the more famous Voltaire aphorisms all the more interesting. I'm now wondering about:

"All men are equal; it is not birth, but virtue alone, that makes the difference." right...

[quote name='Xevious']His guy Viktor is hilarious!!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A20QETTR8VAVW1/ref=cm_cr_auth/002-5679335-6508841?%5Fencoding=UTF8[/quote]
The Life's too short to dance with ugly women Bumper Sticker review is awesome!!
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']:lol: I was wondering why on earth this topic was bumped.[/quote]

Hey...I was only doing my Cheapass duty! Now...go watch my cartoon! Stat!:cool:
 
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