Holy flaming crap--there was Apple Slice?! Now that you mention it, I think I do vaguely remember it. Slice used to be the shizz nizzy.
Alrighty then--got some more for ya suckahs. How 'bout this little ditty :
"Gummy Beaaaaaars...bouncing here and there and everywhere, high adventure that is beyond compare, they are the Gummy Bears....they are the Gummy BEARS"
I wouldn't have thought of that one except I saw this DVD of 80s commercials on ebay. They also mentioned Teddy Ruxpin! I never had it, but that little ball of fuzz was a riot! Just put in a death metal tape and watch him feebly try to keep up (not that I listen to death metal).
Here's some more: Alvin and the Chipmunks (don't tell anyone but I used to dig the theme song and some of their covers were actually pretty good too), the Dennis the Menace cartoon, Danger Mouse (my buddy reminded me of that one), Tranzor-Z (used to get a kick out of his giant robot lady companion who shot breast missiles), the GODZILLA cartoon!!! (complete with Godzooky--what a tool), Johnny Quest, Wuzzies(?) or Wuzzles(?), Micro Machines (and the Micro Machine man), Saved by the Bell (Screech rules and I want to KaPOW Kelly Kapowski)!!!, Billy Cosby shilling jello pudding pops, LEGGO of my Eggo, ZOIDS!...
"Zack, Zack, he's a Lego Maniac"
Here's an obscure one for you guys (and probably hints at my age). Who here remembers Kids Incorporated? That made me think of the movies Kidco and The Toy (both starring the same annoying kid). How about the movie BMX Bandits which I believe was a British import (what, with all the accents and all), RAD, Thrashin, Gleaming the Cube (which I never saw), Mannequin (Nothins Gonna Stop Us)...
Dudes, how about the movie Time Bandits? Speaking of dudes, Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure! Critters, The Gate, Troll, Girls Just Want to Have Fun (the movie, not the song--starring wee versions of Helen Hunt and Sarah Jessica Parker!), and of course the staples like The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, WEIRD SCIENCE!!!, My Science Project, Explorers, The Goonies ("Sloth love Chunk"), the NES games Goonies II, Gunsmoke, Legendary Wings, Trojan (hee hee), The Adventures of Bayou Billy (complete with garbled voice intro!), GOLGO 13 and my all-time favorite BIONIC COMMANDO (Capcom, I DEMAND a sequel/update)!!!
I could go on...