Dwight saving Jim, Pam rejecting (then getting back with) Roy, Jim catching Dwight and Angela, Darryl owning Michael, the women's suit, Toby being tortured by Ryan and Kelly, Toby marking down a historical potential lawsuit... God, this whole show ruled.
Dwight - Every day for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into work to protect myself and my co-workers, and every day, they have made fun of me… well… Who’s laughing now?
Michael - Everyone here is extremely gruntled.
Toby - Roy has been fired, obviously.
Jim - All things considered, I guess I’m glad that Dwight was there. And Roy was lucky that Roy just used the pepper spray, instead of the nunchuks or the throwing stars.
Dwight - Citizens do not accept prizes for being citizens.
Jim - That’d make us even, right? He saved my life, and I got him a display case for his desk toy.
Michael - Wikipedia is the greatest thing ever. Anyone can find whatever they want, so you know you’re getting the most accurate information possible.
Toby - I don’t think that Michael intended to punish me by having Ryan sit back here with Kelly, but if he did… wow.
Darryl - Are you wearing lady’s clothes?
Michael - This is a power suit…
Darryl - Those are women’s pants.
Pam - Oh my God, you’re wearing a woman’s suit.
Michael - I don’t think this is a woman’s suit, I think it’s bisexual.
Michael - Italians don’t wear pockets.
Pam - It’s been a rough few days… this helps.
Karen - When I found out that Jim kissed Pam, my reaction was to have a series of long talks with him. Roy’s was to attack him. I’m not sure which Jim hated more.
Pam - Sorry I almost got you killed.
Pam - Jim, I am really sorry.
Jim - Yeah, sure.
Michael - Every year, I get a $100 gas card. ‘Can’t put a price on that.
Stanley - Yeah, I heard how much Michael makes… I still think he’s overpaid.
Darryl - Hahaha, 14 years…
Darryl - You gotta get paid, son.
Darryl - Make it happen, cap’n.
Michael - Toby is the worst human being I’ve ever known!
Michael - Let’s go!
Toby - Where?
Michael - Where? I’m going to hit you in the head with a hammer.
Michael - Don’t ever touch a black man’s radio!
Darryl - Don’t forget the new black man phrase I taught you.
Darryl - Yeah, I taught Michael some new phrases, and I want him to get the raise. I just can’t help myself.
Michael - I accidentally cross-dressed.
Jim - …I will never say a word. And now we’re even.
Andy - I graduated anger management the same way I did Cornell - on time, so WATCH OUT DUNDER-MIFFLIN!
Dwight - I’m not a hero. I’m merely a defender of the office. You know who is a hero? Hero, from Heroes. Also Bono.