The Official Unofficial CAG Wrestlemania 26 wrestling thread

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Thanks, Hydro. You bastard. The guy in that video looks like the Great Gazoo and is less interesting than celery. Best part: The guy didn't even order the PPV. Wee. And he used the word 'superstar'. Fantastic job, WWE.

Best unintentional truth told in the video:

"And then there was the awkward 'Divas' match. WWE almost put one over on us by dressing up other wrestlers in their alternate personas, including Fit Finlay as 'Kelly Kelly', Funaki as 'Gail Kim', and Primo Colon as 'Vickie Guerrero'. I have friends. They laughed-their-asses-off at this match--as everyone knows girls are imaginary. Nice try, WWE."

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OK, I made up that passage--but you know it's true for that guy. :whistle2:#
 
I didn't like the last couple of Impacts. Last night's bored me to tears.

Also: The Nasty Boys get two wins over Team 3-D, and leave. What a joke.
 
[quote name='HydroX']After being a fan of wrestling since I was 4, it's going to be REALLY weird not seeing HBK around anymore.

.. so I go to youtube and search "HBK Tribute" and come across this. EPIC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGjRyBvjfUI[/QUOTE]

This is why there will always be people who will look at you funny if you mention you watch wrestling.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']The ratings are in....

RAW = 3.7
TNA = 0.6

Boy I bet Dixie is wishing they didn't move to Monday now.[/QUOTE]

Good night sweet prince...
 
Can't wait to see how Dixie tries and spin things. Eventually she's going to have to admit that things just aren't working.
 
Lemme in fact predict how Dixie will spin this...

Oh but we were up against Shawn Michael's retirement so we along with Spike TV expected our ratings to be down. But if we stay the course the ratings will rebound.

Who's got the next topic?
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']The ratings are in....

RAW = 3.7
TNA = 0.6

Boy I bet Dixie is wishing they didn't move to Monday now.[/QUOTE]

:applause:

That is the greatest thing ever. I imagine they'll hit 0.5 next week and Spike will move them.

- edit Even better, that was rounded up from .56 - If that is true, it is the lowest rating TNA has ever gotten on Spike.

Also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1MAkFa7GU0
 
See, I remember saying that TNA wouldn't change until they hit 6 straight weeks of 0.5 ratings - and I wasn't expecting them to hit that low until mid-June.

Jesus.

It's cool. Keep Russo, keep crash tv, bring in Brutus Beefcake, give away marquee matches with no buildup and no finish, give us 16 minutes of wrestling over a 2-hour broadcast, give us more talking, give us more talking, give us more talking.

You just gotta build a fanbase, man. They want more Bubba the Love Sponge, more Nasty Boyz, and more "THE BAND."

(I kinda hope someone, somewhere in TNA finally is all like "ooooooooooooooh, I see. You mean we should have debuted RVD *differently*? Hmmm. That makes sense."
 
[quote name='mykevermin']See, I remember saying that TNA wouldn't change until they hit 6 straight weeks of 0.5 ratings - and I wasn't expecting them to hit that low until mid-June.

Jesus.

It's cool. Keep Russo, keep crash tv, bring in Brutus Beefcake, give away marquee matches with no buildup and no finish, give us 16 minutes of wrestling over a 2-hour broadcast, give us more talking, give us more talking, give us more talking.

You just gotta build a fanbase, man. They want more Bubba the Love Sponge, more Nasty Boyz, and more "THE BAND."

(I kinda hope someone, somewhere in TNA finally is all like "ooooooooooooooh, I see. You mean we should have debuted RVD *differently*? Hmmm. That makes sense."[/QUOTE]

Careful. You don't want to hurt Russo's feelings. Words hurt, Myke.
 
.5 is what you get for going against an established show on monday nights. I wonder how bad it will be for them when MNF makes it return. i foresee .00001
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']The ratings are in....

RAW = 3.7
TNA = 0.6

Boy I bet Dixie is wishing they didn't move to Monday now.[/QUOTE]

Fire Russo, plz?

Edit: Just watched Orlando Jordan's new gimmick.

I am so afraid right now. :whistle2:(
 
[quote name='BoSoxFan900']Careful. You don't want to hurt Russo's feelings. Words hurt, Myke.[/QUOTE]

True. I'm sorry, Vince. I just want you and your family to be happy, even at the expense of my entertainment time and the jobs/fiscal well being of an entire wrestling promotion.
 
It really is sad about TNA's status. I really want to like TNA but I just cant force myself. A great TNA would force WWE to evolve and get rid of Cena the stale character of the past 5 years who hasn't evolved one bit. Raw is thousands of miles ahead of TNA but Raw feels like the same show week in and week out. I would love to see Raw get forced to remove the stupid guest host.

It's even more sad that anyone of us good book a better/higher rated/reviewed Impact. Book actual wrestling, remove anybody over the age of 40 (especially out of the ring), fire Hogan, Bischoff and Russo and promote the great Young wrestlers.
 
so the bisexual wrestler thing is real? i thought it was an april fools joke or something. i know the gay bit has been done a few times in wrestling but an openly bi real live bi wrestler? wow when you think wrestling couldnt sink to new lows. it could be interesting to see if gay wresling fans get behid him ( no pun intended).

now that i think about it werent there rumors way back when about some of the wwe/wwf bookers head office types being gay? and that wrestlers getting pushes from them were doing so by doing "favors" for them?
 
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