The One and The Only Playmaker OTT

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[quote name='Graystone']My barber doesn't even talk to my anymore. Wait. wait why the fuck are you going to a stylist? Your a man damn it. You go to barber.[/QUOTE] I'm a man, so I go to the place that's closest to my house, regardless. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'm a man, so I go to the place that's closest to my house, regardless. :lol:[/QUOTE]

whatever got a vagina to go with that haircut from the stylist?

;) :)
 
[quote name='Brak']PLAYMAKER!

Not many people will be able to appreciate this title.[/QUOTE]'Tis a shame indeed.

I, for one, approve of this title, and those who don't are wack.
Playmakerrrrrrrrr!
 
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There is only one true playmaker.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Thats stupid.[/quote]

Oh, it gets better - gather 'round for story time!

So I call the store to check on my order - and they tell me that once it is placed, it'll be ready within 24 minutes. So I ask for them to check, as I never received an email. As I give her the order number, I wisely decide to get into the van and head up there (maybe 10 mins away). As I'm driving up, they keep putting me on hold, and passing me around to other CSRs to repeat the conversation until I am finally disconnected.

Mistakes happen, so I call back. The woman answering immediately knew I what I was looking up when I told her I was just checking on an order. She puts me on hold...and I get disconnected again!

Okay, my good will is being pushed, as the fat black woman that lives in my head says, "Oh no, she didn't!" and the gay man that lives beneath her replies, "She sure did, girlfriend!" One more red light, and then I'm pulling in and walking into the store.

The store is pretty empty, so I wait at customer service for several minutes before an employee walks up. I explain I am picking up an online order and give her my paperwork. She checks it out and calls someone asking if it had been pulled - it hadn't yet. The gay man in my head begins to cower from the ebon wrath brewing above.

"I just called," I say as pleasantly as I can, as customers are starting to approach to pay for their purchases, "and not only was I informed several times that onlines orders take only 24 minutes - and I have been waiting two hours - but that you knew what I was looking for and were going to pull it." A manager and another employee are called over, asking what happened to my order. Again, within earshot, I hear that it wasn't pulled, as the first employee was stepping through the chain-of-events to the manager. The manager asks "How long ago did he place the order? There's a 24 minute window." I interupt and present my controversial theory that 2 hrs is longer than 24 minutes, and the manager and employees talk amongst themselves and all but the first employee leave.

She then rings me up and has me sign my paperwork as my item is being brought up. She tells me to bring my car around and they'll load me up. She hands me my receipt and says, "Have a nice day" and begins to walk away.

"Hold on!" I stop her, "My order was over 24 minutes; I AM getting a gift card." With a flick of the wrist, I then throw my receipt and print-outs over the counter.

"And my name ISN'T Stephanie!"

Trying to blow me off without the gift card was one thing. Stapling my signature to someone else's receipt and paperwork was the final straw. Manager is back up at the counter, now as they search for my receipt - which they JUST printed off minutes before! Manager finally says, "Give him the card" and takes off. So I had to endure another five minutes as the employee had to call around to figure out how to do the gift card before I was finally able to load my van and get out of there.

I have a rule: Be nice to reail people. They have a crappy job, but I do not suffer fools gladly.
 
How much is the gift card for?

Also, I cannot figure out how to set favorite weapons in CSS.

Also, I'm stuck in Stafi 2. There's a lnog gap I need to jump over and it's impossible. :bomb:

Lastly, I'm hooked on this Ensiferum I dled.

Oh, and lastestly, anyone have any decent manga reccomendations?
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']
"And my name ISN'T Stephanie!"

Trying to blow me off without the gift card was one thing. Stapling my signature to someone else's receipt and paperwork was the final straw.[/quote]
Holy shit, that's ballsy. Good thing you were thorough and made sure everything was right. :shock:
 
[quote name='Rocko']How much is the gift card for?

Also, I cannot figure out how to set favorite weapons in CSS.

Also, I'm stuck in Stafi 2. There's a lnog gap I need to jump over and it's impossible. :bomb:

Lastly, I'm hooked on this Ensiferum I dled.

Oh, and lastestly, anyone have any decent manga reccomendations?[/quote]

Eh, it was the $24 card. But it's funny how I just went through something similar the last time I was there buying GHII. Only, that time, I got an phone call stating that the item was pulled and ready (the bonus gift card) but when I got to the store, they were out of stock.
 
I actually just sold Jobriath's two albums in excellent condition about a month ago for $35. He was a unique talent.
Hmm, there was a time when they sold for much more on ebay. In mint condition.

I think the gift card is $24.
 
[quote name='Hex']Holy shit, that's ballsy. Good thing you were thorough and made sure everything was right. :shock:[/quote]

The only reason why I checked was I did use a 10% off coupon I got from work and wanted to make sure it was applied. Otherwise, I might have stormed out and not checked until I got home.

I think I officially qualify as a devil customer now...
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']I think I officially qualify as a devil customer now...[/quote]
Lies. You qualify as someone who calls an employee on their bullshit and keeps from getting screwed over. :)
 
Enchanted Arms would have been GotY material had the gay guy not "died" half an hour into it.

[quote name='mykevermin']Do all CAGs have that idiotic part of the brain that, when in the game store, they see a cheap game and ignore all the bad press it gets, thinking they should buy it because it is cheap?

I've never spent more than a second considering Enchanted Arms in my life, but now that it's $20 on the PS3, I took a gander at that box for quite some time. Eventually, I snapped out of it, thinking "waitaminute: this didn't become $20 because it was AWESOME. It became $20 because it is TERRIBLE."[/quote]
 
ZOMFOMGGOAMDSGASM!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!

[quote name='Kayden']Enchanted Arms would have been GotY material had the gay guy not "died" half an hour into it.[/QUOTE]
 
About gay guys...the cousin that I found out is gay over Facebook is also emo (although he doesn't look like one, probably due to his parents).
He's also being a huge douche while he's visiting with the rest of his family, who are pretty cool.
Kid needs a beating.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I want to make an OTT one of these days. :[[/quote]

It better be good.

We all know what happened with Tiph made his first OTT.

And when Demoman makes... well, any OTT.

And that Predator guy as well.
 
[quote name='Rocko']It better be good.

We all know what happened with Tiph made his first OTT.

And when Demoman makes... well, any OTT.

And that Predator guy as well.[/quote]
I dont know about Predator, but I'm surely not as gay as the other two, amirite?

It'll be a OTTacular experience.

[quote name='Liquid 2']So why not do it?[/quote]

well, my main problem is.. I need to jump in on the OTT when it's unsuspectingly not looking (when it's ending).. I'm here all the time DURING it, but hardly at the end. :(
 
[quote name='Rocko']It better be good.

We all know what happened with Tiph made his first OTT.

And when Demoman makes... well, any OTT.

And that Predator guy as well.[/quote]

Yeah, my first one sucked pretty hard. I made four or so more after that, though, that were pretty damn good. A couple were holiday-themed, IIRC.

You have to be careful in Demoman OTTs since there's a thick layer of greason on everything. =/
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']My first two OTTs were bad/okay, but my 3rd (the last OTT) was pretty good.[/QUOTE]

how do you judge the success of an OTT. They all make it to 500 at one point or another.
 
I've had a few hits and a few misses.

I have one title I like the most that was probably a repeat, but I do pride myself on the pron OTT. :lol:

Edit- Damn I've done 12 :shock:

And I've got an idea in mind for another. :whistle2:k
 
So I'm sitting there, occasionally switching over to Live Earth. Akon is on. He starts singing a song which I believe is called "Smack That." Suddenly, a thought pops into my head: "Who listens to this?" Suddenly, the camera zooms in on some fat chicks.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']TFN OTT + pics of gf = flawless victory. :drool: :drool: ;)[/quote]

He could be rocketed to instant OTT fame.

...Do it.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']So I'm sitting there, occasionally switching over to Live Earth. Akon is on. He starts singing a song which I believe is called "Smack That." Suddenly, a thought pops into my head: "Who listens to this?" Suddenly, the camera zooms in on some fat chicks.[/QUOTE]

did he throw a skinny white boy at them?
 
[quote name='mr ryles']how do you judge the success of an OTT. They all make it to 500 at one point or another.[/QUOTE]By the title, I suppose. This one, for example, is excellent, whereas Keen's spinning meat OTT was AIDS.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']The title and the OP. I've only made one ever, and I got hanged for it. As if it mattered. Its all the same shit once you get inside.[/QUOTE]
You've made 4. Were the others so bad that you blocked them out?
 
I haven't made an OTT in over a year. [quote name='Rocko']He could be rocketed to instant OTT fame.

...Do it.[/QUOTE] We'll have to finish this one off first. To your stations, men!




Women too.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I haven't made an OTT in over a year. We'll have to finish this one off first. To your stations, men!

Women too.[/quote]

Their stations dont have a computer in the room :)
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Their stations dont have a computer in the room :)[/quote]

Station = kitchen?

I'm only saying that because the wife is in the living room enjoying the new a/c and I'm...well...in the kitchen....
 
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