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[quote name='Liquid 2']My calculus teacher called out some stupid fuck today about his failing grade in front of the whole class.
Shit was hilarious. :lol:[/quote]

Ha! My other professor did similar to me. He said, "You have the potential to be one of the smartest people I know... but you also have the stupidity to fuck it all up."

God I love being me.
 
[quote name='Hex']From my experience so far, it's fucking hard to fail in college, especially if it's in your chosen career path. :x[/quote]

Exact opposite for me. Probably doesn't help that I'm a slacker though.
 
[quote name='Hex']From my experience so far, it's fucking hard to fail in college, especially if it's in your chosen career path. :x[/QUOTE]
High school. =p

The kid's a god damn idiot. All he does is sit in the back and play games on his $150 calculator and make stupid ass jokes that only he and his one friend in the class laugh at. :roll:
He's also in my modern physics class. I wish I sat behind him so that I could donkey punch him every time he opened his mouth. That'd learn 'im.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']High school. =p

The kid's a god damn idiot. All he does is sit in the back and play games on his $150 calculator and make stupid ass jokes that only he and his one friend in the class laugh at. :roll:
He's also in my modern physics class. I wish I sat behind him so that I could donkey punch him every time he opened his mouth. That'd learn 'im.[/quote]

What, donkey punch has non-sexual uses now?

fuck, I'm further out of the loop than I thought.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']What, donkey punch has non-sexual uses now?

fuck, I'm further out of the loop than I thought.[/QUOTE]
:shock:

Didn't know that usage of it. :lol:
I've always thought it to simply be a punch in the back of the head.



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[quote name='Liquid 2']:shock:

Didn't know that usage of it. :lol:
I've always thought it to simply be a punch in the back of the head.[/quote]

I've always seen it used as punching a broad in the back of the head during anal to cause a shock contraction of muscles. I hope that's not the way you plan on using it with that guy in your class.
 
Now that I think back, every math teacher I had was cool too. One was a hippy, just laid back and real cool, the other guy was the same and didn't have a problem calling out people in front of the class if they where fucking up.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I've always seen it used as punching a broad in the back of the head during anal to cause a shock contraction of muscles. I hope that's not the way you plan on using it with that guy in your class.[/QUOTE]

gotta teach em one way or another. And if that requires getting a dick in his ass then so be it.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']gotta teach em one way or another. And if that requires getting a dick in his ass then so be it.[/quote]

There are better ways of learnin' them then pulling a Hex.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']High school. =p[/quote]

That's right, I keep forgetting that you're a goddamn kid prodigy. :) Back in my junior year I was reading up on quantum computation and taking the concept of something being not just 0 but also 1 at the same time (as opposed to either 0 or 1 of digital logic) and applying it to the anatomy and physiology class I was taking.

I think I thought up quantum muscles. Don't ask me how they work or what exactly I was smoking at the time. :lol:
 
[quote name='Hex']That's right, I keep forgetting that you're a goddamn kid prodigy. :) Back in my junior year I was reading up on quantum computation and taking the concept of something being not just 0 but also 1 at the same time (as opposed to either 0 or 1 of digital logic) and applying it to the anatomy and physiology class I was taking.

I think I thought up quantum muscles. Don't ask me how they work or what exactly I was smoking at the time. :lol:[/QUOTE]:lol:

I don't think I'm a kid prodigy, but thanks. :)
If I were a prodigy, I wouldn't be up at 1:30 am finishing up my homework that I've had assigned for two weeks. :lol:
 
[quote name='Rocko']Alright, time for bed.

Night OTT.[/QUOTE]

just trying to kill 20 more minutes for the Amazon DOTD then to check the smash bros. update, then I'm out.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Alright, time for bed.

Night OTT.[/QUOTE]
Same here. I'll finish the rest of this shit up in class.

Night, all.
 
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Talked with my friend who went drinking with my last night (well, wed. night) and she told me about some of the funny stuff that happened on the way home from the bar. Some of it sounded vaguely familiar... unfortunately the rest didnt. So yeah, i've actually got some time missing now.

It was funny hearing about me swearing at a non-working water fountain that actually did work, it just had a foot pedal. Sounds like something I'd do
 
Morning OTT

[quote name='Maklershed']I've decided network tv needs an ongoing network series set in a zombie apocalypse. It should be produced by all the people involved in the newest Dawn of the Dead movie.[/QUOTE]

I'd be on board. Isn't there a zombie series coming? I forget the name (and maybe it's been canned for all I know) but IIRC it was going to have a campy feel to it which wouldn't be my preference, but better than nothing.
 
[quote name='Strell']Anyone know how to split a PDF by pages?

I.e., I have a two page PDF. I want to split it into page 1.pdf and page 2.pdf.

Any help is appreciated.
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Not sure if there is a program to do the splitting automatically, but I'd grab a PDF creater (I use PrimoPDF) and then print just page 1 to a PDF and after that just page 2 to a 2nd PDF. If you had a 100 page PDF to split that would get old fast but for a 2 page document it wouldn't be bad at all.

[quote name='Hex']Work from 0900-1700, school from 1800-2200. So yeah, I've got two hours to study/whack off/watch the Food Network/Chat on internets until I sleep at 0000.

I'm so tired, but school as stated is fuckawesome. I adore medical terminology.[/QUOTE]

Noice. I admire anyone who works their way through school.
 
If the son of a bitch who bought my other ticket on ACL doesn't respond soon, I'll have to relist, and I think I'm going to negative feedback that bitch.

I had two tickets up, and someone sniped one from him at the last second, leaving him with a high cost for one ticket instead of the two he was originally winning.

And now he's not responding. I'm giving him til noon or so to respond for I put it back up.
 
Hard Boiled mode on Stranglehold is some of the hardest shit I have ever seen in a video game. :bomb:
 
What's different in Hard Boiled mode(versus Hard)? I was playing it on Hard until I got the two guitar cases. Something like six separate waves of enemies with no checkpoints. Then there's the ridiculous bosses. This game aint worth it.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']What's different in Hard Boiled mode(versus Hard)? I was playing it on Hard until I got the two guitar cases. Something like six separate waves of enemies with no checkpoints. Then there's the ridiculous bosses. This game aint worth it.[/QUOTE]
Your Tequila Bombs are short as fuck, the enemies do FAR more damage and take FAR more damage. Waaaaay more waves of enemies, too.

It's fucking insane.

Try playing the chapter, in Level 3, where you have to protect the band.

Ho-Lee SHIT.

Somehow, when I finally beat it, I had all three band members alive.

I'm at Level 4, now.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Hey Brak, did you already beat Stranglehold on an easier difficulty or did you start on Hard Boiled?[/quote]

Go away Trolly McTrollypants.
 
The good thing is that if you beat this you'll be able to get the full 1000 points, plus the game glitches and gives you Hard Boiled before you have to fight Tweedledum and Tweedledee at the end. The best I'm gonna do is 870, which is fine by me since all I care about is getting past the 500 point threshold.

The trick to protecting the band is not to, which is to say, stay the fuck away and draw the enemies to your position. The amount of enemies with no checkpoints in between through the whole game is ridiculous on the higher difficulties.
 
[quote name='InuFaye']Brak, would you say stranglehold is worth $55? Ive got the ps3 collectors edition coming soon.[/QUOTE]
I got it for $47... and I guess it was worth it.

You get Hard Boiled on Blu-Ray, so $55 ain't bad.
[quote name='darthbudge']Hey Brak, did you already beat Stranglehold on an easier difficulty or did you start on Hard Boiled?[/QUOTE]
I've already beaten it on Normal.
 
Im playing it on Normal and I'm like at the end of stage 2.. I just cant dive into it.. I play it in short short bursts and the controls are just so wonky. :[ Shit is WAY too fast in normal mode, its like you gotta play in bullet time mode just to balance it out.

Hard Boiled sucks.
 
[quote name='Brak']I can't get into Aesop Rock's sound.[/QUOTE]

I felt the same way for a while, but I gave him another chance and enjoy his stuff.
 
I shouldnt have said Aesop Rock sucks.

I just cant get into his sound is all. I don't know why though because I like similar hop to him.
 
Freaking DVR shut off in the middle of the night and missed about 15 minutes in the middle of Silence of the Lambs. :bomb: Last weekend it just flat didn't record it at all for some reason. It has one last chance next Friday...
 
[quote name='TFN']I shouldnt have said Aesop Rock sucks.

I just cant get into his sound is all. I don't know why though because I like similar hop to him.[/QUOTE]


It's his voice and flow. Even though I like his music, it's hard for me to get through more than 10 tracks without getting slightly bored.
 
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