The police just left minx's house...... again!

OK, I finally finished cleaning the drool off my keyboard. You were saying something about the cops delivering the newspaper to David Hasselhoff in a retirement community? Right?
 
On the father issue, if u get a note from his doctor saying he shouldnt drive as he is a hazard on the road the DMV will suspend his lic.
 
[quote name='piranaski']On the father issue, if u get a note from his doctor saying he shouldnt drive as he is a hazard on the road the DMV will suspend his lic.[/quote]

Yeah, but that will cause family strife.
That's a last option recourse, which you would take only if he's a complete danger to himself and others.
That, and it still doesn't actually physically stop him from driving the care.
Pulling a fuse, seperating wires from a battery... those are harmless things that would work and not cause a huge session of family infighting. (depending on the handiness and techinical aptitude of the person)
 
Saying she was naked was Okay, but when she described the white thong and the other clothing she put on I was more turned on.

Naked = Generic girl
Thong (White one, no doubt), length jean skirt with the corset laces = A Freak.......

So, I got some 2d fighters and some adult swim dvds....how about we get together sometime?
 
[quote name='Backlash']Oh, yeah, I saw that. She is certainly cute, but of indeterminable age. I will hold off on any naked gamer jokes.[/quote]
(whooop-woooo!!!) Helllo officer. I didn't know! Forgive me!!!! :whistle2:D
 
We so need a flash based fighting game.
There's so many people that would make outstanding characters and enough twisted storylines to keep it running (new ending scenes).

I figure if we got one decent engine running, the artwork could be changed over and over. (Just like Street Fighter 2) :)

A battle for Minx's attention would be a great subject for one.... but the twist would be when you get to the end of the game, you have to fight Minx, and the AI would cheat so badly that she could NEVER, EVER lose... and then have her sprite point and laugh uproariously at the defeated character.

Hmmm.
Maybe I should get my Flash programming books out again :)
 
RoboCheapy would be a sweet character. And Big Nick would be like a cross between E. Honda and Haggar (from Final Fight), but with a cigar instead of a diaper.
 
Now that I've gone through all the threads, seen the pics, and feel up to speed on things, I'm going to have to say that minx is a most fitting name for minx, especially after reading the story and seeing the pics. :evil:

And from one of the almost-noobs-that-isn't-a-noob, nice to see you around, minx.
 
[quote name='minx']Did I mention I was naked ;-)

Yes, it gets worse......[/quote]

Yes... Apparently it does...


[quote name='minx']After an all-night adultswim binge followed by some guilty gear, I had been sleep about an hour -- naked, as I might have mentioned already -- and too tired to figure out where my clothes were I carried some random stuff from the laundry basket and struggled to put it on on my way to the door. The door with the cop banging on it, so as you can imagine I had some motivation to move., even if I had no fashion sense involved whatsoever.

So I managed to get my wrist braces on just in time to grab the dogs away from the cop, and lock the door. You see, the door was unlocked, and in my tired state I didn't realize it was unlocked so I locked it again before I figured out how a locked door was really hard to open ;-)

So my formally bright white thong is sticking out of my slit to the hips full length jean skirt with the corset laces missing and all the loose buckled bits on my heavy winter barely zippered sweater were flapping around about as loose as I looked and I'm probably lucky they didn't write me up for attempted prostitution on top of the newspapers stick ;-)[/quote]

Just how many frantic private messages from slack jawed sexually frustrated teenage boys were you expecting from this post? :roll:
 
[quote name='teenwolf']Just how many frantic private messages from slack jawed sexually frustrated teenage boys were you expecting from this post? :roll:[/quote]

Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:[/quote]

oh man, you totally caught me. I spend my days looking desperately for love and attention on game discount forums... :p
 
[quote name='teenwolf'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:[/quote]

oh man, you totally caught me. I spend my days looking desperately for love and attention on game discount forums... :p[/quote]

Don't forget the porn... ;)
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='teenwolf'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:[/quote]

oh man, you totally caught me. I spend my days looking desperately for love and attention on game discount forums... :p[/quote]

Don't forget the porn... ;)[/quote]

Well, at least it's not dead people or people with tails...
right, dcfox? :twisted:
 
[quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='teenwolf'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:[/quote]

oh man, you totally caught me. I spend my days looking desperately for love and attention on game discount forums... :p[/quote]

Don't forget the porn... ;)[/quote]

Well, at least it's not dead people or people with tails...
right, dcfox? :twisted:[/quote]

I guess from now on my name is going to be synonymous with sexual depravity.
 
Yep. Just like Banky is now Lord of the Avatars,
CheapyD the Lord Master of all he surveys, Minx the Lady of the Random classy yet sexy escapades, and I the Knight Errant of Justice and Wandering Bard-minstrel of Parody.

Welcome to the club, dcfox, or should I say, Sire of Sexual Depravity.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Yep. Just like Banky is now Lord of the Avatars,
CheapyD the Lord Master of all he surveys, Minx the Lady of the Random classy yet sexy escapades, and I the Knight Errant of Justice and Wandering Bard-minstrel of Parody.

Welcome to the club, dcfox, or should I say, Sire of Sexual Depravity.[/quote]

I prefer Lord of Lechers.
 
I believe this site is better than any reality tv or soap oprea that can ever be thought up. Whats a good one...As the cheap ass gamer world turns...
 
Turned? It started out that way.
Naked/Half naked women sequeing into what it is now. How can that not be entertaining? :)
 
[quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky'][quote name='teenwolf'][quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Eh, you're just mad she hasn't PMd you back... :rofl:[/quote]

oh man, you totally caught me. I spend my days looking desperately for love and attention on game discount forums... :p[/quote]

Don't forget the porn... ;)[/quote]

Well, at least it's not dead people or people with tails...
right, dcfox? :twisted:[/quote]

Um...what's the story with dcfox? I don't think I remember this one...
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Turned? It started out that way.
Naked/Half naked women sequeing into what it is now. How can that not be entertaining? :)[/quote]

True, I guess naked women+Guilty Gear+Adult Swim= Funny or killer app.
 
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