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I was going to post this, but then realized that I disagree with nearly every game they list. Some of the ones I don’t comment on I haven’t actually played-so for all I know they’re fine too.
What’s especially bad about this list is they’re ignoring the genuinely terrible launch games a lot of systems have had. Some that aren't even playable, or crash, or whatever. There’s been utter junk-but this list mostly just shows perfectly competent, and a few even really good games.
-Donkey Kong Jr. Math-it’s obviously an edutainment title, and as such it’s not bad at all. Particularly for when it launched, I have no idea how you can think it’s that bad. It’s like attacking Brain Age for not being a game. Yeah, Brain Age is a terrible game, but for an edutainment software-thingee it's good.
-Super Mario Land-definitely a solid game. I appreciate that Nintendo didn’t just port Super Mario Bros., and the shooter levels where a neat change of pace. This is one of the stronger Gameboy launch titles, not its worst. For the time it was fantastic, particularly when you realize what a huge step forward the Gameboy was.
-Gradius 3-it’s Gradius 3, it’s got some slow down. That makes it a bad game? They even admit the slow down helped make the game more playable! I think this was one of the weaker SNES launch/early games, but only by comparison to the many phenomenal games the SNES had at launch.
-Super Mario Advance-yes the voices are annoying, yes it’s just a port of Super Mario Bros. 2. For the hardcore who’ve been gamers for years it was pointless, but bad?
-Wave Race: Blue Storm-I don’t think this was even a launch title, was it? I agree it was no where near as fun as the original-not even close-nor was it graphically impressive (again unlike the original)-but actually bad? Disappointing, but bad is pushing it I think. (EDIT: I guess this was a launch game.)
-Altered Beast-They don’t even list an actual complaint with this, just that it’s embarrassing if you spend more than 5 minutes with it or whatever. Sure it’s pretty shallow (not something they actually list as a complaint)-it’s an arcade port, that’s to be expected. It had phenomenal graphics for the time, and a very fun upgrade system. It’s still not half bad (I played it on Gametap recently).
-Clockwork Knight-thier complaint seems to be that they don’t like the character and it’s (basically) 2D gameplay. What they leave out is that it’s a perfectly good game. Again, not remotely a bad launch title.
-Street Fighter: The Movie-The movie was pretty bad. This game’s digitized graphics aren’t as appealing as the regular game’s graphics. And the control isn’t as spot on. But despite all that, I wouldn’t call this bad at all. In fact it’s got to be one of the more successful licensed games I’ve played. Sticking the movie actors into basically the same game engine is actually a minor stroke of brilliance, as these licensed games go. It certainly provided an afternoon of enjoyment, and if I had bought it, I’d keep it around just as a novelty (I certainly own enough OTHER versions of Street Fighter).
Next we’re on to Playstation 2 games-I didn’t like SSX, which they claim was the best launch title. I know I played one of those RPGs, and while it wasn’t great, it wasn’t terrible either. Actually a pretty rare RPG style for a console, at least at the time. (Honestly I can barely remember the Playstation 2’s launch-stayed up until 3am to get mine, but most of the launch games were really weak. The Gamecube’s launch was probably the best of the recent consoles-at least for my tastes).
Ape Escape Academy-THIS WASN’T A LAUNCH GAME!
Kameo-I didn’t like this game (much to my surprise as I love Starfox Adventures and the N64 3D platformers) but I’m not going to call it bad or disparage the many who do like this.
EDIT: Reading the list of launch titles on Wikipedia, I have to say I'm surprised that they're actually not as bad as I would have expected. It seem to only include literal launch day games though, and would probably be easier to pick out terrible games if we counted the first few months-particularly since so many "launch" titles actually slowly drift out in the weeks and months before and after the system hits.
I was going to post this, but then realized that I disagree with nearly every game they list. Some of the ones I don’t comment on I haven’t actually played-so for all I know they’re fine too.
What’s especially bad about this list is they’re ignoring the genuinely terrible launch games a lot of systems have had. Some that aren't even playable, or crash, or whatever. There’s been utter junk-but this list mostly just shows perfectly competent, and a few even really good games.
-Donkey Kong Jr. Math-it’s obviously an edutainment title, and as such it’s not bad at all. Particularly for when it launched, I have no idea how you can think it’s that bad. It’s like attacking Brain Age for not being a game. Yeah, Brain Age is a terrible game, but for an edutainment software-thingee it's good.
-Super Mario Land-definitely a solid game. I appreciate that Nintendo didn’t just port Super Mario Bros., and the shooter levels where a neat change of pace. This is one of the stronger Gameboy launch titles, not its worst. For the time it was fantastic, particularly when you realize what a huge step forward the Gameboy was.
-Gradius 3-it’s Gradius 3, it’s got some slow down. That makes it a bad game? They even admit the slow down helped make the game more playable! I think this was one of the weaker SNES launch/early games, but only by comparison to the many phenomenal games the SNES had at launch.
-Super Mario Advance-yes the voices are annoying, yes it’s just a port of Super Mario Bros. 2. For the hardcore who’ve been gamers for years it was pointless, but bad?
-Wave Race: Blue Storm-I don’t think this was even a launch title, was it? I agree it was no where near as fun as the original-not even close-nor was it graphically impressive (again unlike the original)-but actually bad? Disappointing, but bad is pushing it I think. (EDIT: I guess this was a launch game.)
-Altered Beast-They don’t even list an actual complaint with this, just that it’s embarrassing if you spend more than 5 minutes with it or whatever. Sure it’s pretty shallow (not something they actually list as a complaint)-it’s an arcade port, that’s to be expected. It had phenomenal graphics for the time, and a very fun upgrade system. It’s still not half bad (I played it on Gametap recently).
-Clockwork Knight-thier complaint seems to be that they don’t like the character and it’s (basically) 2D gameplay. What they leave out is that it’s a perfectly good game. Again, not remotely a bad launch title.
-Street Fighter: The Movie-The movie was pretty bad. This game’s digitized graphics aren’t as appealing as the regular game’s graphics. And the control isn’t as spot on. But despite all that, I wouldn’t call this bad at all. In fact it’s got to be one of the more successful licensed games I’ve played. Sticking the movie actors into basically the same game engine is actually a minor stroke of brilliance, as these licensed games go. It certainly provided an afternoon of enjoyment, and if I had bought it, I’d keep it around just as a novelty (I certainly own enough OTHER versions of Street Fighter).
Next we’re on to Playstation 2 games-I didn’t like SSX, which they claim was the best launch title. I know I played one of those RPGs, and while it wasn’t great, it wasn’t terrible either. Actually a pretty rare RPG style for a console, at least at the time. (Honestly I can barely remember the Playstation 2’s launch-stayed up until 3am to get mine, but most of the launch games were really weak. The Gamecube’s launch was probably the best of the recent consoles-at least for my tastes).
Ape Escape Academy-THIS WASN’T A LAUNCH GAME!
Kameo-I didn’t like this game (much to my surprise as I love Starfox Adventures and the N64 3D platformers) but I’m not going to call it bad or disparage the many who do like this.
EDIT: Reading the list of launch titles on Wikipedia, I have to say I'm surprised that they're actually not as bad as I would have expected. It seem to only include literal launch day games though, and would probably be easier to pick out terrible games if we counted the first few months-particularly since so many "launch" titles actually slowly drift out in the weeks and months before and after the system hits.