First, let me set up the back story. As I have mentioned, I used to be a DJ and my last gig was at a Christian station. Amongst other weirdness, there was a guy that ALWAYS called in who called himself Brother Fred. He was nutjob, but harmless and more annoying than anything. I'd be trying to do my transmitter reads and he'd be calling asking me to pray with him.
One day, a letter was in my mailbox at the station (I never received mail, which was the way I liked it). I saw it was from Brother Fred and didn't immediately read it. I waiting until after my shift when I was grabbing lunch with a friend to look at it. I cannot put into words my first reaction upon reading it, or, at least, my first attempt to read it.
I won't try to explain it or set it up further...it speaks for itself. I'm just going to put up links, instead of posting the JPGs. If you can make it through the handwriting, you'll find it is...interesting, to say the least.
Page 1:
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4194/brofred1.jpg
Page 2:
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4198/brofred2.jpg
As a bonus, here is the back of the well-worn envelope (It's suffered many moves and being passed around to friends). I call it "Jesus Finger Penis."
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/2194/brofredenvback.jpg