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10. Tell him they’re performing late term abortions in the Moriale Convention Center.
9. Have an ordained minister perform several hundred gay/lesbian marriages on Bourbon Street.
8. Tell him that they’re about to disconnect the feeding tube of a brain dead woman in Biloxi, Mississippi.
7. Suggest that they’re doing stem cell research in the Superdome.
6. Get Halliburton to submit a no-bid contract to rebuild the levees.
5. Tell him some Swift Boat Veterans for Truth are stranded on Grand Isle, Louisiana.
4. Get word to him that some “Pioneer” or “Ranger” campaign donors are trapped on Magazine Street.
3. Tell him some billionaires who need tax breaks are in Jefferson Parish.
2. Put a golf course down Canal Street.
and the number 1 way to get Bush to pay some bloody attention to the horrible crisis in Louisiana and Mississippi:
1. Tell him that Osama bin Laden is in Arkansas.
Dunno if this is Letterman or not, I found it on my desk this morning.