The 'Will the Real InuFaye Please Stand Up?' OTT

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[quote name='Temporaryscars']What are you sellin'?


As a member of efukt.com, I've seen every type of porn ever made.


The worst? Dead girl porn. :puke:[/quote]
Dead girl porn??? Why the fuck would you watch something like that?
 
I feel good. Endorphins give me what I need.

I need to figure a way to cut the carbs, but keep on running without running out of energy. :whistle2:/ I want to get rid of this belly fat.

order in which body burns first to last
-Carbs
-Fat
-Protein

I want to get on a low carb diet, but fear that might be a permanent lifestyle change. :|
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Why does a dog lick its balls?[/quote]
I don't know. You've probably seen beastiality porn. Why don't you tell me?
 
[quote name='MusicNoteLess']I feel good. Endorphins give me what I need.

I need to figure a way to cut the carbs, but keep on running without running out of energy. :whistle2:/ I want to get rid of this belly fat.

order in which body burns first to last
-Carbs
-Fat
-Protein

I want to get on a low carb diet, but fear that might be a permanent lifestyle change. :|[/quote]

Carbs rule! What's wrong with you. :p
 
[quote name='munch']Those were from a torrent. The video was too big to put on youtube. I cut it into three parts.[/quote]

Jesus...he's like extra crazy in those vids...bomb the MPA?! :applause:
 
[quote name='dcfox']I don't know. You've probably seen beastiality porn. Why don't you tell me?[/QUOTE]

Who the fuck hasn't?
[quote name='DarlingNina']Carbs rule! What's wrong with you. :p[/QUOTE]

Your gimmick is getting kinda old.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Because they can.


You make it sound like it's something I do on a daily basis. I saw a few pics once, was totally disgusted and that was that.[/quote]
When I sleepover let's watch some wholesome porn together. None of this gross stuff.

[quote name='Mojimbo']You seem upset, dcfox.[/quote]
I am. Everyone in the ott is discusting. :cry:
 
[quote name='Rocko']I miss Graystone.

Wonder if he got fired from Golden Corral yet.[/QUOTE]

Mang, he's the sheriff of Golden Corral. He's staying.
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']Who the fuck hasn't?


Your gimmick is getting kinda old.[/quote]

Yes, because your horny teenage boy gimmick never gets old. :roll:
 
[quote name='DarlingNina']Carbs rule! What's wrong with you. :p[/quote]

I hate to admit it...I agree with Nina.

Several years ago, Pixie decided to try Atkin's and got rid of all the carbs in the house. Being the nice person I was, I agreed I'd diet with her (mostly has a show of support...I didn't need to lose weight - it was right after she had Juggers...and it did work for her).

I lasted about three days before I snapped, since about 90% of my diet is carbs. And I mean snapped; I was screaming at Pixie "Why the fuck did you get rid of all the food? Yay! I think I'll make myself a goddamn bowl of meat for dinner!"

I confess...I'm a carb addict. I'm okay with that....a bagel is cheaper, and tastier, than crack.
 
[quote name='PlumeNoir']I hate to admit it...I agree with Nina.

Several years ago, Pixie decided to try Atkin's and got rid of all the carbs in the house. Being the nice person I was, I agreed I'd diet with her (mostly has a show of support...I didn't need to lose weight - it was right after she had Juggers...and it did work for her).

I lasted about three days before I snapped, since about 90% of my diet is carbs. And I mean snapped; I was screaming at Pixie "Why the fuck did you get rid of all the food? Yay! I think I'll make myself a goddamn bowl of meat for dinner!"

I confess...I'm a carb addict. I'm okay with that....a bagel is cheaper, and tastier, than crack.[/quote]

A bowl of meat? :lol:
 
Munch, I asked ff7scloud about new media, he replied:

It's shows like epicfu galacticast web media so to speak. Anyways I am interested in starting a site with you. What i'm going to do today and maybe tomorrow is adding a bunch of people I need to gather a pretty big fanbase first. Even though I hate saying this crap I need to presell my shows. I have to become spam kinda. =( Not something i wanted to resort to. I'll be adding and maybe posting comments on other webseries around youtube. When it becomes pretty popular which I think it will. We'll start the site.We'll work out the details. But enough with the professional crap. Let's take down Zadi and the rest it should be fun. Ya I'm kinda evil.=)
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[quote name='dcfox']A bowl of meat? :lol:[/quote]

I was referring to a story from my youth.

Once, my sister was babysitting me, and for dinner, she made me a bowl of ground hamburger...and nothing else. I was happy with it (I was, what, 8 and was happy that she came down off her high to make me anything at all). Pixie loved that story, so I made mention of it in my anger...and as I slammed things.
 
So I'm playing skate 2, and it says I have to handplant on a basketball goal. Every time I try to do this, I air out or handplant on the quarter pipe I'm using for a ramp. What in fucks sake am I supposed to do?

Selling this game as soon as I finish the story, which will be this week.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Holly shit, I forgot how awesome this "I don't know where I am right now"/"I got a local connect" rant was.[/quote]It really is amazing. :lol:

manthing is great.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']fuck diets. Just burn more calories than you take in and you're set.[/quote]


Yeah but then I'll be looking like DarthPuma.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']dcfox, you should become Big Mike's love interest so his shows will become even more awkward and weird.[/quote]
Sign me up.
 
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