The "WWE doesn't use 'Wrestling' anymore, so TNA is #1 by default" Wrestling Thread

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There will only be one Bobby Heenan. He could have been a legendary comedian, but he chose pro wrestling. That's dedication.

And despite polluting pro wrestling with that horrible "What" chant, I love Steve Austin. I love how the WWE All-Stars game pays tribute to his use of the Hot Shot. I always preferred that as his finisher.

Edit: Gotta love the Dudleys. They have collective cut some of my favorite promos. And that's added to the list. :lol:
 
[quote name='Survivalism']I'm watching the 1992 Summerslam at Wembley Stadium, when the Undertaker came to the ring on the back of a hearse, and Bobby Heenan goes "look at that idiot, the steering wheel's on the wrong side!" And I laughed like a child.[/QUOTE]

I watched the Macho Man Randy Savage disc 3 yesterday and Bobby making fun of a fat woman in the front row was hilarious in the Savage-HBK match from Sheffield, England. "Look at that, there's 2 women in the front row wearing the same dress!".
 
[quote name='mitch079']I watched the Macho Man Randy Savage disc 3 yesterday and Bobby making fun of a fat woman in the front row was hilarious in the Savage-HBK match from Sheffield, England. "Look at that, there's 2 women in the front row wearing the same dress!".[/QUOTE]

http://youtu.be/xcJoAkG1lzQ

... :D
 
"Undertaker, always that eerie smell of formaldehyde whenever you're around him."
"I thought that was your cologne."
"WILL you stop!"

I hope Michael Cole gets drafted to FCW.
 
Heheheh, they're wearing t-shirts because they know the brand split is so shitty that (a) the crowd wouldn't remember who is on what show, or (b) wrestlers would accidentally pitch guys on their own show out.

Reds offense is killing Milwaukee, and I can't watch mlb.tv on my PS3 right now anyway, so back to the old Monday night habit. Stupid PSN being down.

My draft predictions:

no, really, I don't give a fuck. It won't change a thing.

;)
 
I loved watching Rumbles and Battle Royals where one one guy is trying to toss the other guy over and is clearly holding onto him so he can't actually fall out.
 
Spoiler: He gets drafted back at the end of Raw.

I don't know if I should spoiler tag that since I just made it up, but it's freakin' probably also true.
 
Might have to wait until tomorrow so it can be the Zack Ryder/Melina/Tyler Reks/Tyson Kidd/David Hart Smith memorial thread.
 
[quote name='diddy310']Might have to wait until tomorrow so it can be the Zack Ryder/Melina/Tyler Reks/Tyson Kidd/David Hart Smith memorial thread.[/QUOTE]
This.
 
I'm so glad someone finally put that fucking little Jimmy in his place.

God, what a sore winner John Morrison is! Totally uncalled for.
 
[quote name='Survivalism']I'm so glad someone finally put that fucking little Jimmy in his place.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, the little snot-nosed fetus.

Liking the heel R-Truth. But, much like last week, this segment has gone on a bit longer than it ne-- oh, there's Morrison.
 
[quote name='TheRock88']Cant you watch mlb.tv on your browser?[/QUOTE]

yes. watching both games. might turn on pens/lightning, though, instead of Raw.

also, cena moving? big fuckin' deal. you think the franchise player won't be all over raw like Mike Knox's beard was all over Melina's beard?

I repeat: big deal.

Sooooo...R-Truth is the heel, and John Morrison is the face. Keeping in mind:
- Morrison goaded Truth into defending his PPV title match spot, on the spot
- Morrison won
- Morrison, the winner, retaliated against Truth with a cheap-shot attack on Raw just now.

And we're supposed to cheer that massive furry boot wearing pussy? Sheesh. I understand, sure, R-Truth "snapped" on Morrison after the match last week. But that kinda makes sense since your bff (since when?) just stole your title shot from you. Heel's aren't supposed to be logical, and faces aren't supposed to be cheap shot artists. This writing sucks.
 
Michelle McCool looks like she fell in the mixing tank at the whore factory.

I don't know who wrote "King Kong Flabby" for Michael Cole but it's freakin' funny.
 
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