The "X got his jaw busted by an obese black woman" OTT

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[quote name='Dkellar']:cool: I sent you another e-mail with a link to a booklet I used during my job search.[/quote]

Awesome. I'll look it over as soon as I get done infesting your resume.

[quote name='Rocko']And then you went and got the dead roaches and took them to your room to have some friends.[/quote]

:rofl::rofl:
 
[quote name='GTzerO']So my sister kills a roach and then later sees another roach on top of it. She's like " WTF " so she kills that one. Then another roach comes and literally drags the second dead roach into some crack in the cabinet. My sister starts hitting it frantically, and it leaves the dead roach behind.

Yeah. I need an exterminator or something. We've tried so much products that don't work. I'm willing to put my money in, this is starting to bug the shit out of me.[/quote]

Your roaches seem to be trained by the marines...

When I was infested by flour beetles, I took the whole kitchen apart and threw away 4 bags full of food and products. used bleach and water to clean all the cabinets and corners, caulked up all the holes in the wall, and used boric acid chalk on all the cracks and crevices. and I now keep all my grains in glass jars along with a bay leaf as a deterent.

It's alot alot of work....but it's worth it. haven't seen a bug in ages.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Tragic.

I bet showing them to you Asian crushes really would've won them over, too.

(He's PunkRaven, lordwowous)[/quote]

They were oriental roaches....could've worked.

Those girls were exchange students, anyway. Chances are they'll never see a black albino again. I like to think like that because it implies to me that they missed out, but there's not much to black albinos.

[quote name='joe2187']Your roaches seem to be trained by the marines...

When I was infested by flour beetles, I took the whole kitchen apart and threw away 4 bags full of food and products. used bleach and water to clean all the cabinets and corners, caulked up all the holes in the wall, and used boric acid chalk on all the cracks and crevices. and I now keep all my grains in glass jars along with a bay leaf as a deterent.

It's alot of work....but it's worth it. haven't seen a bug in ages.[/quote]
That's what I'm going to at least try to do. Order some product, clean all of the cabinets and the closet, close in any cracks. Etc etc. Plus I'd use one of those " roach bomb " things from the hardware store, just to be sure ..
 
[quote name='GTzerO']They were oriental roaches....could've worked.

Those girls were exchange students, anyway. Chances are they'll never see a black albino again. I like to think like that because it implies to me that they missed out, but there's not much to black albinos.[/quote]

PunkRaven, making Darthbudge look normal. Almost.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Tragic.

I bet showing them to you Asian crushes really would've won them over, too.

(He's PunkRaven, lordwowous)[/QUOTE]

Oh, I see what he did there.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']I hate when people go AWOL on you while IM'ing. I don't care if you have to go do something, but at least tell me...[/quote]
Somebody has an inflated sense of self worth :nottalking:
 
[quote name='darthbudge']I hate when people go AWOL on you while IM'ing. I don't care if you have to go do something, but at least tell me...[/quote]

Grow up.

:cold:
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']:whistle2:|

You didn't really wear a suit today, right?[/quote]

Wrong.

[quote name='thekeybladewars']Grow up.

:cold:
[/quote]

What's wrong with just giving a quick "brb" or "gtg"? At least then you know whether the person is coming back or not...
 
[quote name='JolietJake']I laugh my ass off when i see the local "witnesses" walking down the road in a full suit in 90 degree heat.:lol:[/quote]

It's not as bad as you'd you think.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']It's not as bad as you'd you think.[/QUOTE]

It ain't the cool witness

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[quote name='darthbudge']Wrong.



What's wrong with just giving a quick "brb" or "gtg"? At least then you know whether the person is coming back or not...[/quote]

Unless it is someone that is rather close to you and it is not some random person that you are waiting around for...then I would mind... well, maybe, just a little. There's something wrong with waiting for someone on the other side of the line, not unless you're actually doing something on the comp. As far as I'm concerned I can't stand sitting at the computer so long even waiting for a response from someone you can just chat on the phone with.

Everyone's different so excuse my brief ramble.
 
I can say I've never seen a witness before. The budge kind or the Harrison Ford kind. I feel like I'm missing out.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']It's not as bad as you'd you think.[/quote]Sorry dude, but you aren't convincing anyone of that. Especially here, 90 degrees is miserable even in a tshirt and shorts, let alone a suit and tie walking your ass around a neighborhood.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I can say I've never seen a witness before. The budge kind or the Harrison Ford kind. I feel like I'm missing out.[/quote]

Give me your name and address. I can fix that.
 
I'm fairly sure that you, as a 14 year old walking around in the heat in a suit all the time, almost always look like a major tool.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']I hate when people go AWOL on you while IM'ing. I don't care if you have to go do something, but at least tell me...[/quote]

Obviously you weren't important enough for them to stick around for. :lol: ;)
 
[quote name='darthbudge']I hate when people go AWOL on you while IM'ing. I don't care if you have to go do something, but at least tell me...[/quote]

Nah, that doesn't bother me so much. But the only time I ever use IM is at work. And then, the only thing that annoys me is when my status is sent to 'away,' and someone pings me over and over with, "Are you there? WHERE ARE YOU???" - especially when I'm not even at my desk.

And Frosty...don't even think it.
 
You will go to the cooking thread and bask in the radiance of my post as if it was Richlough meeting Cheapy in real life.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Give me your name and address. I can fix that.[/quote]
You'll send me the Harrison Ford movie?
 
Well, I bit on a MGS4 bundle with that 35% thing. What are some good games for the PS3? What's coming out that looks good? Here's my list:

Bioshock (already have for 360, but if PS3 version is better, I can always sell it)
Little Big Planet
Ninja Gaiden Sigma
Oblivion (same as Bioshock, but the PS3 version is supposed to be MUCH better)
Ratchet and Clank
Tekken 6
Uncharted
 
[quote name='Rocko']I'm fairly sure that you, as a 14 year old walking around in the heat in a suit all the time, almost always look like a major tool.[/quote]

Yes, but at least I only look like a Tool. Unlike you, who for the most part acts like a tool all the time.

[quote name='manthing']Budge, do you start by asking people if they know his name?[/quote]

No...
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']You will go to the cooking thread and bask in the radiance of my post as if it was Richlough meeting Cheapy in real life.[/QUOTE]
:rofl:
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']You will go to the cooking thread and bask in the radiance of my post as if it was Richlough meeting Cheapy in real life.[/quote]

I dont like pork.
 
Not to sound like 'jimbo, TFN, but where dem pointz, sonny boy bitch?
 
[quote name='thekeybladewars']Unless it is someone that is rather close to you and it is not some random person that you are waiting around for...then I would mind... well, maybe, just a little. There's something wrong with waiting for someone on the other side of the line, not unless you're actually doing something on the comp. As far as I'm concerned I can't stand sitting at the computer so long even waiting for a response from someone you can just chat on the phone with.

Everyone's different so excuse my brief ramble.[/quote]

Phones are made of AIDS. I hate it when people want to call me instead of IMing me. When you IM me, I can do something else and multitask -- it's a lot harder to do two things at once when you have a voice in your ear. It fucks your concentration.

[quote name='PlumeNoir']Nah, that doesn't bother me so much. But the only time I ever use IM is at work. And then, the only thing that annoys me is when my status is sent to 'away,' and someone pings me over and over with, "Are you there? WHERE ARE YOU???" - especially when I'm not even at my desk.

And Frosty...don't even think it.[/quote]

I wouldn't have thought about it... until you just mentioned it. :evil:
So you have two choices: Make sure I'm on the list of people to which you always appear offline -or- constant DND mode.

[quote name='evanft']Well, I bit on a MGS4 bundle with that 35% thing. What are some good games for the PS3? What's coming out that looks good? Here's my list:

Bioshock (already have for 360, but if PS3 version is better, I can always sell it)
Little Big Planet
Ninja Gaiden Sigma
Oblivion (same as Bioshock, but the PS3 version is supposed to be MUCH better)
Ratchet and Clank
Tekken 6
Uncharted[/quote]

Folklore, if you can find it cheap.
SSHD (PSN)
Everyday Shooter (PSN)
 
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