emerald_215
CAG Veteran
[quote name='Fortune_P_Dawg']No, all it means is that women like guys that aren't afraid to be guys. I'm no ladies man (by a long shot), but when I happen to get a girlfriend, I don't completely change how I am when I don't have one. If I want to walk around the house mostly naked I will, if I want to go camping I will, if I want to admire my boner in the mirror I will, if I want to go eat chicken nachos and drink beer I will, if I want to play 3D Dot Game Heroes or Bayonetta with our kids while she gazes at me like I'm a total nerd/tool/douche/lame-o/dweeb I will. I try to involve her in my guy-isms too. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Whatever...
The only thing I don't do is fart around her and poop while she's in the shower; that's a precedent I don't want to set. The last thing want is a farting fiance' who poops in front of me. I try to make most of my annoyances as sexual or innuendo laced as possible.[/QUOTE]\
First off, to the guy that prompted this^^ reply: No, dumb broads like *assholes*. Worthwhile chicks want a guy who's worth their time. But we also need to know a guy isn't a wuss. Show a little manliness, but don't go full on asshole, it'll only get you a stupid chick.
However, to this ^^ guy, I fully agree. In fact, I'm quite entertained when a guy is willing to randomly show his guy side, and to be perfectly honest, I'm okay with him farting, especially in an awkward situation because I'll never let him live it down, but when a guy tries to go out of his way to bother a chick with it, that's just retarded.
Also, my bf buys shirts making fun of marriage to annoy me. (It secretly entertains me, because I know he's just doing it to annoy me.) He does the "we need to talk thing". He also purposely changes the words of a song to ridiculous stuff, and thinks it's funny when I glare at him for it. (To be fair, most of the time, it's hilarious, the problem is I'm a music lover, and you shouldn't play with music like that.)
And damnit, he reads this, so stop giving him ideas!
The only thing I don't do is fart around her and poop while she's in the shower; that's a precedent I don't want to set. The last thing want is a farting fiance' who poops in front of me. I try to make most of my annoyances as sexual or innuendo laced as possible.[/QUOTE]\
First off, to the guy that prompted this^^ reply: No, dumb broads like *assholes*. Worthwhile chicks want a guy who's worth their time. But we also need to know a guy isn't a wuss. Show a little manliness, but don't go full on asshole, it'll only get you a stupid chick.
However, to this ^^ guy, I fully agree. In fact, I'm quite entertained when a guy is willing to randomly show his guy side, and to be perfectly honest, I'm okay with him farting, especially in an awkward situation because I'll never let him live it down, but when a guy tries to go out of his way to bother a chick with it, that's just retarded.
Also, my bf buys shirts making fun of marriage to annoy me. (It secretly entertains me, because I know he's just doing it to annoy me.) He does the "we need to talk thing". He also purposely changes the words of a song to ridiculous stuff, and thinks it's funny when I glare at him for it. (To be fair, most of the time, it's hilarious, the problem is I'm a music lover, and you shouldn't play with music like that.)
And damnit, he reads this, so stop giving him ideas!