man hold the

up, i've really read this thread now....some of yall are outlandish
say no to hdtvs in a dorm - YOU'RE THERE TO STUDY! Too many freshman don't last because they got their priorities mixed up. 42 inch/52 inch....be happy with a 32 inch if you NEED one. Go smaller because more than likely, your dorm room is going to be small as

and you don't want to be that guy with all the good shit in his room (trust me!)
say YES TO LOJACK! Google it. Best thing for a laptop. A lock can be picked. Lojack will track your shit down. My ibook got stolen freshman year by someone who used to always ask me for stuff. I got lojack on my next laptop and never had to worry about it. If it does get stolen, I can just alert them and wait for the idiot to try to connect to the net. They better chop it down and throw away that hard drive because lojack doesn't go "away" unless your subscription is over. Trust.
Toliet paper? Minor! Most RAs have a closet full of it. Just ask them.
Disposable food? Most campuses force you to buy a meal plan. Southern Miss does. I hated that crap, but if you live on campus, you had to have it. I got off campus with the quickness.
Hangovers? You're a freshman living in a dorm. Don't you know campus police love people like you?!!?! Go off campus or stay at a friend's house for the night because you don't want underage drinking/public intoxication charges (or DUIs) just because you're trying to live up that movie life.
I'm telling yall for your own good -

EVERYTHING ELSE AND STUDY! I barely got caught up in that fairytell shit and started soph year with a 2.5. I was embarrassed. 2.5's are what you aspire to make senior year, not freshman year. Get your education, play it smart, limit credit cards, and find trusty people so you can move off campus and save money. Don't buy stupid shit. They want you to buy stupid shit.