Truck Balls (NSFW, I guess)

i don't understand the reason someone would want some nuts dangling from the back of hier car/truck..... now bumperboobs.....that's something that should be marketed
 
I've seen those quite a few times. The way they advertise, you'd think it was a homosexual dildo emporium. My favorite ad was:

Just look how a set of Bumper Nuts turn this ordinary Subaru into an awesome driving machine. Nothing shows that you got a pair of big balls like hanging some Bumper Nutsfrom your car bumper!What is the ultimate truck accessory for any Truck, Car, Motorcycle, or Buggy ?

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Yup, too bad your Subaru's in the drink, there, bud. Hope the balls float, because the car won't. :lol:
 
[quote name='MaxBiaggi2']You obviously haven't seen his girlfriend (or her dad). :D[/QUOTE]


Sorry, I just couldn't resist the sarcasm! :D
 
Reality's Fringe said:
Someone had better notify Jack Thompson.


Gotta love a running joke :D
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"Seeing testicles on the back of a pickup truck not only insinuates that the person driving is dominant and a higher being than anyone else, it encourages mysogieny and the abuse of women! We must stop the sale of cheap plastic testicles post haste!"
 
theres a bright yellow jeep that has these around my neighborhood..i cudnt stop laughing when i 1st saw them..he had the chrome ones...nice big silver shiny balls...for a car
 
The so-called "real men" who would rape a homosexual for being a "fagg0t" are the type of people who buy into this shit.
 
[quote name='Brak']The so-called "real men" who would rape a homosexual for being a "fagg0t" are the type of people who buy into this shit.[/QUOTE]

what? you gotta problem with people who rape homos for being $$$$$$s? Are you racist against $$$$$$ rapers?
 
Wish I had a clue as to what joke you're trying to tell and / or what the shit you're talking about.

;o
 
[quote name='Brak']Wish I had a clue as to what joke you're trying to tell and / or what the shit you're talking about.

;o[/QUOTE]

He's trying to overemphasize the fact that you insulted the guys you were talking about. You really can't explain it, though. >_>
 
[quote name='Brak']Wish I had a clue as to what joke you're trying to tell and / or what the shit you're talking about.

;o[/QUOTE]


I believe your post was some kind of jab at the real men who rape homos for being fagg0ts. that's kinda prejudice, dontcha think? I mean, they don't ALL have nutsacks on their bumpers. that's just a horrible generalization. I believe people who fall under this category would be highly offended.
 
Well, you generalized and degenerated what I said into something along the lines of "everyone who owns Truck Balls rapes homosexuals". When I actually said they're the type of people who would buy into something like this.

[quote name='Apossum']I mean, they don't ALL have nutsacks on their bumpers. that's just a horrible generalization. I believe people who fall under this category would be highly offended.[/QUOTE]

See? You say that people who fall under the "real man" category should be executed... erm, I mean 'offended'. I think you meant to say people who own Truck Balls should be offended, even though they shouldn't, of course. Eh. I don't feel like talking in circles with you.

Besides, how could I offend any of these "real man" wannabes? They only use the Internet to search profiles.yahoo.com for non-passable transsexuals to hook up with at the local porn shop dumpster.

And your cunning analogy that has to do with racism -STILL- makes absolutely no sense.

I'm highly offended by the Internetseses.

*cries*

What I'm saying is...

I hate those badass REAL MEN who walk around calling people homophobic names, but are secretly the gayest men on the planet. My town is filled with these people. They buy into shit like Truck Balls, confederate flags to riddle their pick-ups with, etc. These assholes buy into that stuff, not the other way around. Somebody may have a Confederate flag on their truck because they're a Civil War fan. Somebody may have on on their car because they're a racist sack of horseshit.

It's in the eye of the beholder.
 
I think it's hilarious. And to anyone who's uptight about this sort of thing: it's just a fad that will die away in a matter of weeks or months..no reason to publicly protest a simple joke like this.
 
:lol: i'm just messing around brak. I'm just a harmless weirdo, not trying to make any sense, ever.
 
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