True/False: Has JolietJake ever seen a vagina in real life in a sexual setting, OTT?

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[quote name='marten']Me.

This became exponentially better when Brak flexed his stalker detective skills.

Well played, Brak. Well played. :applause:[/QUOTE]

Brak for CAG of the year. You heard it here first.
 
[quote name='VertigoMotel']Sick Burn? You call your own burns?
anyways, I don't want to grow up, because then I'll end up like you.
and I have a job, I don't care what people say about my appearance, I do notice some people staring at me but I dont give a shit.[/QUOTE]

wow, I didn't call my own burn you idiot, I responded to JJ flaming JFD


And with that I'm done, you're making my intelligence go down by the minute.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Let's kill ourselves together in the name of Marilyn Manson, VertigoMotel.
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That hurts my heart, Chika. My achy breaky heart.[/QUOTE]


Okay, you go first.
 
[quote name='marten']Me.

This became exponentially better when Brak flexed his stalker detective skills.

Well played, Brak. Well played. :applause:[/QUOTE]

send him a whopper to go with the big mac.

typing with my right hand sucks
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']send him a whopper to go with the big mac.

typing with my right hand sucks[/QUOTE]

I think he needs a McRib for his collection.

With a Mac Snack Wrap on the side.
 
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[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Brak for CAG of the year. You heard it here first.[/QUOTE]

Like Cheapy would ever let that happen.

[quote name='CaseyRyback']send him a whopper to go with the big mac.

typing with my right hand sucks[/QUOTE]

He still has the big mac? Hmmmmm....
 
[quote name='marten']Speaking of Linkin....

............

Contest.

Let's see how fast he's in here now. :lol:

And as far as you feeling bad? The great thing about guilt? Eventually, you get over it.

:beer: helps you get over it faster.[/QUOTE]

If you spot a trail of forehead grease, you know he was around because of that.


And about VM, I'm not gonna contribute to e-bullying.

:nottalking:
 
This is why In the first place, I didn't want anyone to know I was female.
I didn't want people to see pictures of me (not yet anyways).
And I knew if I refused to post pictures and Im a girl there would be that one stalker guy to do it for me, I already For-saw this coming.

I knew it would start all this too. I'm not as smart as you guys, obviously.
I will remind you Im an 18 year old teenage girl who likes to drink, smoke weed and party, do you honestly expect me to grow-up and act like a 30 year old with an IQ of 135?
 
[quote name='Chika']You would.

Where's Jess when I need her? We threw up the TOT-signal but I guess she didn't get that message since Lulu and I can donate to her when we're done giving boobs to all the staving Africans.[/QUOTE]


Here I am!

Well, since were throwing up provocative pictures, allow me to dump my latest-- half-naked, bathroom mirror shots:

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[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']VertigoMotel, do you and your friend hang out at Walmart on friday nights or do you, like, hate everyone?[/QUOTE]

I work for Wal-mart. So I don't like hanging around it.
 
[quote name='thekeybladewars']Here I am!

Well, since were throwing up provocative pictures, allow me to dump my latest-- half-naked, bathroom mirror shots:

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I snorted I laughed so hard.

[quote name='AngellicLulu']You messed some of my numbers up. It's 25 with an IQ of 142. But carry on.[/QUOTE]

27 and 146 but who's counting?
 
[quote name='VertigoMotel']m an 18 year old teenage girl who likes to drink[/QUOTE]
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[quote name='VertigoMotel']This is why In the first place, I didn't want anyone to know I was female.
I didn't want people to see pictures of me (not yet anyways).
And I knew if I refused to post pictures and Im a girl there would be that one stalker guy to do it for me, I already For-saw this coming.

I knew it would start all this too. I'm not as smart as you guys, obviously.
I will remind you Im an 18 year old teenage girl who likes to drink, smoke weed and party, do you honestly expect me to grow-up and act like a 30 year old with an IQ of 135?[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']Does Walmart know you are smoking marijuana cigarettes?![/QUOTE]


Probably, but I don't care.
I don't really like my job, But it's better and easier then most jobs out there. So, I'll stop complaining about it.
 
[quote name='marten']+1 for straight out of the bottle. :beer:[/QUOTE]

homebrew is just ready. Hooray for April Fool's Ale.
 
[quote name='TheRock88']Woah, so thats what Rachel Bilson would look like if she was chubby.[/QUOTE]

Illegitimate lovechild of Rachel Bilson and Steven Tyler?

Love in an elevator!!! Loving it up while I'm going down!
 
[quote name='Chika']homebrew is just ready. Hooray for April Fool's Ale.[/QUOTE]

I'll one up that.

Remember the whole "let's try aging tequila and see what happens" idea I had?

The 12 month batch is almost ready. And you're on the short list to give it a try.
 
[quote name='Chika']So Lulu, what's up with Jonathan these days?[/QUOTE]
Uh... not too much. We had some drama back in January, but things are the usual. Luckily his girlfriend is away alot because she grates on my nerves.

He pays his rent and walks my pokemon. He does his chores, more often than I do mine. So I really can't complain.

I am about to start dating someone. I've been single for a year and a half. I think it's time I get back in the game.
 
[quote name='VertigoMotel']If I said I was only 17 would you guys stop?

And Im actually worrying about being underweight.[/QUOTE]

Inplants would add a good 10-15 pounds.
 
[quote name='marten']I'll one up that.

Remember the whole "let's try aging tequila and see what happens" idea I had?

The 12 month batch is almost ready. And you're on the short list to give it a try.[/QUOTE]

Nice. When it arrives I'll post pictures of me drinking it straight out of the bottle for you. Sorry, you disappeared so you missed out on the sideboob action of a few months ago. Nice to know you sobered up enough to turn the computer on.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']This is too much to miss, but i'm too tired to keep reading.[/QUOTE]

the shitting on her is much less mean spirited than the shitting is on you. she can entertain, you just suck dick and are the most annoying piece of shit on the boards.
 
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