True/False: Has JolietJake ever seen a vagina in real life in a sexual setting, OTT?

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[quote name='Chika']Nice. When it arrives I'll post pictures of me drinking it straight out of the bottle for you. Sorry, you disappeared so you missed out on the sideboob action of a few months ago. Nice to know you sobered up enough to turn the computer on.[/QUOTE]

I don't think he's sober. I think he was looking for the microwave and found the internet.
 
Man, I go out of town for one weekend and I miss the best OTT is a long time.

I literally burst out in uncontrollable laughter in a Walmart parking lot after reading JFD's poem.
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']I've got a bunch of shit to sell on ebay and I have never sold anything online before D: Will people even buy from a feedback 0 person?[/QUOTE]Yeah, but you might take a hit in value due to the low feedback. :[
 
Jess, flip back a page and you'll see Teefer wants you to stomp on his nuts with knee-high boots while he's servicing himself.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Inplants would add a good 10-15 pounds.[/QUOTE]

Ya while Im at it I might as well get plastic surgery for my nose and mouth and ears and everything.

I don't believen any plastic surgery.
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']I've got a bunch of shit to sell on ebay and I have never sold anything online before D: Will people even buy from a feedback 0 person?[/QUOTE]

Just do a really through description and post good pictures of whatever it is... the more reputable you seem, the more willing people would be willing to take a risk. Just be warned... your shit might sell low.

If it's stuff like good condition video games, you could sell on half first and it would help get your feedback score up.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']I don't think he's sober. I think he was looking for the microwave and found the internet.[/QUOTE]

So THAT's why it's beeping but the hot pocket is still cold!
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']I don't think he's sober. I think he was looking for the microwave and found the internet.[/QUOTE]

No wonder I couldn't find the "Add Minute" button.

Damnit.

And yes, I'm somewhat sober now. When I actually find enough motor skills to take a picture of the list of beers available this morning, I'll post it.

Oh, and two words:

Firestone Walker. :beer:
 

[21:38] marten: you're white.


fucking score.[quote name='Chika']Jess, flip back a page and you'll see Teefer wants you to stomp on his nuts with knee-high boots while he's servicing himself.[/QUOTE]She bit my balls the other night and I lost my shit. You don't have to tell her!
 
[quote name='marten']No wonder I couldn't find the "Add Minute" button.

Damnit.

And yes, I'm somewhat sober now. When I actually find enough motor skills to take a picture of the list of beers available this morning, I'll post it.

Oh, and two words:

Firestone Walker. :beer:[/QUOTE]

So when's that package showing up? It's only been like 3 years.
 
[quote name='Chika']I snorted I laughed so hard.[/QUOTE]
I did that for the first time on Friday, and I wasn't even laughing all that hard. It was a very painful social experience.
 
[quote name='Chika']So when's that package showing up? It's only been like 3 years.[/QUOTE]

Big Macs don't happen overnight.

They take time.

And planning.

And remembering to clean the fucking lettuce out of the bottom of the box so it doesn't show up smelling like rancid ass.

Brak'll attest.
 
[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']someone send me a package to film me opening.

and VertigoMotel, send me nudes.

Life is hard.[/QUOTE]

Didn't you already film yourself opening the box TFN sent you with the giant black dildo and gay porn?

And you really want another package?

Bold.
 
[quote name='Chika']Hey frosty, when you go upstairs to get some ice cream, will you get me another iced tea? two splendas. thanks.[/QUOTE]
I feel like this is bait for me and would like to note that I have been making an effort to be less of a dick IRL and am extending it to the internet. :>
 
[quote name='Rocko']I feel like this is bait for me and would like to note that I have been making an effort to be less of a dick IRL and am extending it to the internet. :>[/QUOTE]
awww good job, Rocko. Keep up the hard work. We all know how hard it is to go against your nature.
 
[quote name='Rocko']I feel like this is bait for me and would like to note that I have been making an effort to be less of a dick IRL and am extending it to the internet. :>[/QUOTE]

I was just poking fun at you ;)
 
To some people, forums is the place to unleash anger.
and to some other people, forums is the place to ask girls for nude pictures since they can't see nude girls irl and they don't realize they have the whole internet right infront of them.


Funfact: Did you know the internet was made for porn?
 
[quote name='VertigoMotel']To some people, forums is the place to unleash anger.
and to some other people, forums is the place to ask girls for nude pictures since they can't see nude girls irl and they don't realize they have the whole internet right infront of them.


Funfact: Did you know the internet was made for porn?[/QUOTE]

Don't think too highly of yourself. JFD asks for nudes from everyone, guy or girl. Makes no difference to him.

And it's called Rule 34.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']great googly moogly[/QUOTE]

Have I ever mentioned how much I love you? Let me count the ways...
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']The internet was made for military intelligence, you stupid bitch![/QUOTE]


It was made for porn. Yup.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']great googly moogly[/QUOTE]

Frosty (irl): And THAT is why I love Lulu. Well, that and she has tits the size of Ohio.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Yeah, but you're the only guy who sent him nudes, Marten. That's what you get for being a lush.[/QUOTE]

don't lie. You know you did. So did TFN.... or maybe he only sent them to me?
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Yeah, but you're the only guy who sent him nudes, Marten. That's what you get for being a lush.[/QUOTE]

Proof or it never happened. :cool:
 
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