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http://www.apothecus.com/dissolve2.html

Get a free sample.
 
[quote name='Mr Unoriginal']Should we just not bother asking why you were looking this product up?[/quote] lol
 
It appears to be like those plastic-looking strips that freshen your breath, and stick to the roof of your mouth and melt away.. Only it works on a different part of your body er, a woman's body. Very strange indeed.... :mrgreen:
 
[quote name='Naughty_Insomniac']It appears to be like those plastic-looking strips that freshen your breath, and stick to the roof of your mouth and melt away.. Only it works on a different part of your body er, a woman's body. Very strange indeed.... :mrgreen:[/quote]

And those damn strips burn your mouth something fierce....just think about if...no nevermind, don't think about that.
 
[quote name='Mr Unoriginal']first one to PM me their address gets a FREE PRIZE![/quote]

I'm already getting a FREE prize! :D
 
[quote name='Mr Unoriginal']And those damn strips burn your mouth something fierce....just think about if...no nevermind, don't think about that.[/quote]
I didn't even think of that. You're right, I'd rather not think about it. *shudder*
 
...I hope they dont come out with a "SOUR" flavor...It would be like putting Ketchup on a tomato.


I think i just grossed myself out...
 
Somebody should sticky this thread...... :shock:

Anybody who trades games should bookmark this page. If you aren't satisfied with the other trader, send em one of these. I dunno tho, it does sound pretty helpful. "Now you'll never have to douche or spray again!" The modern conviences of the world we live in. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
 
I see this chick in a bar,"Hey, I think I know you from some place"
"Maybe" says the woman
"Yeah, your the chick whose face is plastered on the vaginal strips box, I love your work, I got one right here, could you sign it?"
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I see this chick in a bar,"Hey, I think I know you from some place"
"Maybe" says the woman
"Yeah, your the chick whose face is plastered on the vaginal strips box, I love your work, I got one right here, could you sign it?"[/quote] :lol:
 
science never ceases to amaze me.

[quote name='JimmieMac']I see this chick in a bar,"Hey, I think I know you from some place"
"Maybe" says the woman
"Yeah, your the chick whose face is plastered on the vaginal strips box, I love your work, I got one right here, could you sign it?"[/quote]

at least you'd know she is feeling fresh. it's better than a valtrex commercial.
 
You want to smell like a garden we have Fresh Flowers Scent or perhaps you miss when you were a baby and they threw talcum on your ass and got some on your vaginal area we have baby powder scent.
 
[quote name='Spider-Man'][quote name='JimmieMac']I see this chick in a bar,"Hey, I think I know you from some place"
"Maybe" says the woman
"Yeah, your the chick whose face is plastered on the vaginal strips box, I love your work, I got one right here, could you sign it?"[/quote] :lol:[/quote]

LMAO
 
A woman's opinion?

Well I'm not surprised for one. Like evilmax said, "the modern conveniences of the world we live in". But at least its a product that promotes discrete feminine hygeine without the embarrassment of "messy, bulky, old-fashioned bottles or applicators" :lol:

I'm sure the *wealth* of women on this forum will appreciate this deal. :lol:
 
LMAO I know I sound really immature, but these products always crack me up.
Especially at work when some girl comes up the register and purchases something like this.. you can't help but to snicker and want to scream "Ohhhh girl got stank coochie!!!"

But at the same time you should praise her for attempting to take care of it. Some girls just forget they have it.. I guess? .. :whistle2:&
 
[quote name='lilboo']LMAO I know I sound really immature, but these products always crack me up.
Especially at work when some girl comes up the register and purchases something like this.. you can't help but to snicker and want to scream "Ohhhh girl got stank coochie!!!"

But at the same time you should praise her for attempting to take care of it. Some girls just forget they have it.. I guess? .. :whistle2:&[/quote]

One time I was in a gas station and the lady in front of me was buying tampons or pads, and the guy at the register actually started a conversation with her about her "emergency" and tried to hit on her. LMAO
 
Isn't it amazing how you can read a thread title, think "I do not want to know what this thread is about," and then you click on it anyway?

[quote name='JimmieMac']I see this chick in a bar,"Hey, I think I know you from some place"
"Maybe" says the woman
"Yeah, your the chick whose face is plastered on the vaginal strips box, I love your work, I got one right here, could you sign it?"[/quote]

I always wonder about that when I see actors in commercials for tampons/pads/laxatives/depends/herpes medications/viagra/etc. Or I wonder what they say when people ask what they do for a living. "I appear on national television to discuss my genital warts. Want to know more about it? Warning: Not for everyone. May cause nausea, constipation, sudden death and spontaneous combustion. Do not spread herpes to other people. Or if you do, be sure to tell them about our product."
 
So, your a guy and you want to take advantage of something free. You havent got a signifigant other to give the product in question too. What should you do? Send them to your male friends.
 
[quote name='anth0ny']ah sweet! the perfect present for my good ole' buddy godhatesjustyou[/quote]

:wink:

right back at ya buddy. remember, i know where you live..or i mean, i could know.
 
Montreal. 2001. I pick this chick up at a bar and take her back to the hotel. Problem is two fold. One, she's not so pretty,two my buddy is passed on one of the two beds in the room and she's not big on doing anything that might wake him. We go into the bathroom. It's small. You know how normally there's like little to no counter space in a hotel bathroom, this one had less. I sit her ass up on the counter, pull her pants off. It hits me. The smell. And it's getting worse the more we get into it. It's brutal. And she's got a ton of hair down there. You can insert your own Buckwheat on a leg lock joke here. I figure I've made it this far I might as well keep going. Reach into my pocket, pull out a rubber, put it on and we start to go at it. The smell is getting worse. It's a hot August night and we've been out dancing and drinking but this is no normal day to day smell. This is pungent vagina smell. Stench even. It's bad. It's as bad as you imagine it. She got her head back and her eyes closed and I'm trying to reach for the fan vent without being obvious. It's no use. I'm too far. It's getting worse. The odor is creeping it's way into my pores. It feels as if I'll never get it off of me. Like the car in Seinfeld. I can't take it anymore. She has to know that this is coming from her but she doesn't make notice of it. Not that I expect her to own up to such a horrific offensive stench but Jesus H Christ in a birch wood canoe, throw me a fuckin bone here. Let me know that YOU know that this is you, stinking up my eternal soul. I can't finish. I don't even give a courtesy moan. I pull out. Peel off the rubber and tell her she has to go. I open the door and breathe in like I've been trapped under water. She does her pants back up and gets out. I shower. Trying to forget. To this day I swear I can still smell it on me.
 
[quote name='Wshakspear']For some reason i just got the smell of burning tires in my head...[/quote]

That's pretty close.

I'm trying to think of what it's like. But it is what it is. Like trying to say what fresh cut grass is like, that's all it is, it's fresh cut grass. Same thing for stanky pussy.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Montreal. 2001. I pick this chick up at a bar and take her back to the hotel. Problem is two fold. One, she's not so pretty,two my buddy is passed on one of the two beds in the room and she's not big on doing anything that might wake him. We go into the bathroom. It's small. You know how normally there's like little to no counter space in a hotel bathroom, this one had less. I sit her ass up on the counter, pull her pants off. It hits me. The smell. And it's getting worse the more we get into it. It's brutal. And she's got a ton of hair down there. You can insert your own Buckwheat on a leg lock joke here. I figure I've made it this far I might as well keep going. Reach into my pocket, pull out a rubber, put it on and we start to go at it. The smell is getting worse. It's a hot August night and we've been out dancing and drinking but this is no normal day to day smell. This is pungent vagina smell. Stench even. It's bad. It's as bad as you imagine it. She got her head back and her eyes closed and I'm trying to reach for the fan vent without being obvious. It's no use. I'm too far. It's getting worse. The odor is creeping it's way into my pores. It feels as if I'll never get it off of me. Like the car in Seinfeld. I can't take it anymore. She has to know that this is coming from her but she doesn't make notice of it. Not that I expect her to own up to such a horrific offensive stench but Jesus H Christ in a birch wood canoe, throw me a fuckin bone here. Let me know that YOU know that this is you, stinking up my eternal soul. I can't finish. I don't even give a courtesy moan. I pull out. Peel off the rubber and tell her she has to go. I open the door and breathe in like I've been trapped under water. She does her pants back up and gets out. I shower. Trying to forget. To this day I swear I can still smell it on me.[/quote]

I'm...just speechless. I don't know whether to commend you on your bravery or mock you for your stupidity...
 
Are you saying you've never picked a chick up at a bar before? Or something that I'm missing because my hand is cramping from filling out self address stamped envelopes for the free card from Ubisoft?
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Are you saying you've never picked a chick up at a bar before? Or something that I'm missing because my hand is cramping from filling out self address stamped envelopes for the free card from Ubisoft?[/quote]

Oh, no, I'm not saying that...I was just commenting that I'm not quite sure if screwing a chick with a pussy that putrid was brave or stupid, rubber or not! :lol:
 
I was trying to convey that at first I attributed it to the fact that it was hot and we were clubbing but then I realized that it was not of this world.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Montreal. 2001. I pick this chick up at a bar and take her back to the hotel. Problem is two fold. One, she's not so pretty,two my buddy is passed on one of the two beds in the room and she's not big on doing anything that might wake him. We go into the bathroom. It's small. You know how normally there's like little to no counter space in a hotel bathroom, this one had less. I sit her ass up on the counter, pull her pants off. It hits me. The smell. And it's getting worse the more we get into it. It's brutal. And she's got a ton of hair down there. You can insert your own Buckwheat on a leg lock joke here. I figure I've made it this far I might as well keep going. Reach into my pocket, pull out a rubber, put it on and we start to go at it. The smell is getting worse. It's a hot August night and we've been out dancing and drinking but this is no normal day to day smell. This is pungent vagina smell. Stench even. It's bad. It's as bad as you imagine it. She got her head back and her eyes closed and I'm trying to reach for the fan vent without being obvious. It's no use. I'm too far. It's getting worse. The odor is creeping it's way into my pores. It feels as if I'll never get it off of me. Like the car in Seinfeld. I can't take it anymore. She has to know that this is coming from her but she doesn't make notice of it. Not that I expect her to own up to such a horrific offensive stench but Jesus H Christ in a birch wood canoe, throw me a fuckin bone here. Let me know that YOU know that this is you, stinking up my eternal soul. I can't finish. I don't even give a courtesy moan. I pull out. Peel off the rubber and tell her she has to go. I open the door and breathe in like I've been trapped under water. She does her pants back up and gets out. I shower. Trying to forget. To this day I swear I can still smell it on me.[/quote]

If you just added something about Ikaruga in this post, no question, you would have won.
 
That is one of the most disgustingly funny stories I have ever heard.

I'm trying to get my mind off it cause I am gagging on the thought of that smell.
 
I'm so glad I changed my mind about this topic and read it. Holy shit JM! That was a great short story.

I wish I had your sense of smell. I hooked up with this one chick at a buddies house years ago. She and I had been seeing each other for a little while (a couple of days really) and I invited her over. After a short meet and greet with the fellas we crept into the back room, busted a quicky, and came back to the group as if nothing happened. They were too busy playing SNES to even notice. She bailed like 20 minutes later. As soon as she was beyond earshot my buddies were like, Damn Rob! I can't believe you hit that stanky ass hoe! Apparently, her shit was foul and I never noticed. Thankfully, my face was never close to the offensive area. My buddies endured the stench during the 20 minutes she spent talking to them in the front room before she left. I laugh about it all the time.
 
It's funny when you are around a bunch of girls hanging out and you suddenly smell something. Then after a few minutes trying to figure it out you realize what it is. :wink:
 
Hey these are the same people who actually make an insert similar to this one. Except it's like a spermicide thingy that girls put up their you know where, so that sperm can't get to the egg. It's about 99.9% effective if inserted in properly. I bet you guys didn't know that [-X
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I don't know many things but I do know I havn't called a girl whowho a "you know where" in a long ass time.[/quote]

Haha, it's good to see you use the more mature term: "whowho".
 
Hey I'm trying to sensitive over here. But if you guys don't care: Vagina, pussy , coochie, . There is everybody happy now!! :?
 
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