Video -- Ashlee Simpson drunk at Canadian McDonalds

Sometimes when I think I can't hate Ashlee Simpson any more than I already do, she shows up drunk at a Canadian McDonalds and starts climbing on the counters like a stupid monkey.
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That sums it up for me, too.

God damn, if I didn't know it was her I would have thought it was just another high prostitute. A well dressed high prostitute.
 
"I bet you five million dollars!"

Shame she didn't pay off...maybe that would've been enough to prevent the inevitable sequel in a Tim horton's.
 
Too bad. She couldn't get her maggoty cheeseburger. Why is she at McDonald's, anyway? From the Four Seasons' bar to there? Is she even 21? Not that I'd ask for her autograph, but if she told me to kiss her feet, I'd laugh and ask her who the hell she thinks she is.
 
[quote name='Stoneage']Too bad. She couldn't get her maggoty cheeseburger. Why is she at McDonald's, anyway? From the Four Seasons' bar to there? Is she even 21? Not that I'd ask for her autograph, but if she told me to kiss her feet, I'd laugh and ask her who the hell she thinks she is.[/QUOTE]

Drinking age in canada is 18 or 19 depending on the province
 
I can't stand Ashlee Simpson any more than the rest of you, but how many of us haven't been shitfaced in a McDonald's late at night?

Hell, it was pretty much a weekend ritual in my (excruciatingly small) town. Well, either McD's or Perkins.
 
[quote name='lebowsky']I can't stand Ashlee Simpson any more than the rest of you, but how many of us haven't been shitfaced in a McDonald's late at night?

Hell, it was pretty much a weekend ritual in my (excruciatingly small) town. Well, either McD's or Perkins.[/QUOTE]

Yes, most of us have gone out drunk and done stupid stuff. The annoying part about this is her attitude that the employees should kiss her ass. I love the fact that the employee does nothing for her and in fact tells her to get off the counter. I say that employee is awesome because they didn't get caught up in the "oh my god its a celebrity" mentality and treated the drunk bitch like any other drunk bitch.

I think the whole telling her fan fuck you if you won't kiss my feet, pretty much sums up the whole situation. What a fucking bitch demanding someone kiss her feet. Some could argue that it was just cause she was drunk, they're right, cause when your drunk you really let a lot of your true thoughts and feelings out. You let go of your inhibitions and say what your really thinking.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Yes, most of us have gone out drunk and done stupid stuff. The annoying part about this is her attitude that the employees should kiss her ass. I love the fact that the employee does nothing for her and in fact tells her to get off the counter. I say that employee is awesome because they didn't get caught up in the "oh my god its a celebrity" mentality and treated the drunk bitch like any other drunk bitch.

I think the whole telling her fan fuck you if you won't kiss my feet, pretty much sums up the whole situation. What a fucking bitch demanding someone kiss her feet. Some could argue that it was just cause she was drunk, they're right, cause when your drunk you really let a lot of your true thoughts and feelings out. You let go of your inhibitions and say what your really thinking.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I'm with you. Those are valid points. I actually watched the video with no sound so I didn't hear the conversation (and I didn't catch all of the subtitles.)
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']she has to be the most pathetic sibling of famous celebrity since tito jackson[/QUOTE]

As if the first sibling wasn't pathetic enough as it is. :roll:

EDIT: And I think you forgot about LaToya. I know, we were all trying to, but I had to bring it up. Sorry. :oops: :lol:
 
[quote name='Mike23']I'd nail her.[/QUOTE]

I hope you mean to the wall, so you don't have to bother with duct tape before the torture begins.
 
hey she bet that person 5 million bucks and lost.. be funny if that person took them to court now and demanded that 5 million bucks.

the dude who didnt kiss her feet should of pissed on them and said

there your feet are clean : )
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I hope you mean to the wall, so you don't have to bother with duct tape before the torture begins.[/QUOTE]

The Canadian McDonalds thing is hot. She's also not repulsively ugly, either. She's still not in the top 50% of Canadian women, but hey, not bad.
 
[quote name='Mike23']The Canadian McDonalds thing is hot. She's also not repulsively ugly, either. She's still not in the top 50% of Canadian women, but hey, not bad.[/QUOTE]

Anything dealing with McD's is definitely not hot. Except the coffee. :lol:

And she is repulsively ugly, not to mention that winning personality. :roll: :puke:
 
[quote name='Mike23']The Canadian McDonalds thing is hot. She's also not repulsively ugly, either. She's still not in the top 50% of Canadian women, but hey, not bad.[/QUOTE]


I have no idea what u are talking about, maybe if you put her next to a statue of her made exclusively of elephant poop then she would win out. If you put her next to say her sister she looks like a reject from Three Mile Island. Her career is the most disgusting thing about mtv, they can make anyone famous. I could get a show on mtv, change my last name to simpsons, say I'm there cousin, have jessica appear in a video with me and I'd sell a couple million cds at least.
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']I have no idea what u are talking about, maybe if you put her next to a statue of her made exclusively of elephant poop then she would win out. If you put her next to say her sister she looks like a reject from Three Mile Island. Her career is the most disgusting thing about mtv, they can make anyone famous. I could get a show on mtv, change my last name to simpsons, say I'm there cousin, have jessica appear in a video with me and I'd sell a couple million cds at least.[/QUOTE]

Only if you've got breasts. And female ones, at that. :lol:

Your sig says you're listening to Avril ... just thought you should know since you're attacking MTV. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Only if you've got breasts. And female ones, at that. :lol:

Your sig says you're listening to Avril ... just thought you should know since you're attacking MTV. :lol:[/QUOTE]


hey man dont make things so complicated.....i mean damn audioxml!
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']hey man dont make things so complicated.....i mean damn audioxml![/QUOTE]

Yeah, fucking audioxml, so damn unreliable. :bomb: :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yeah, fucking audioxml, so damn unreliable. :bomb: :lol:[/QUOTE]


if you think that was bad, it used to display video names too, so for people who used winamp for pornography, the names of the titles would appear, which led to some funny situations to say the least
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']if you think that was bad, it used to display video names too, so for people who used winamp for pornography, the names of the titles would appear, which led to some funny situations to say the least[/QUOTE]

Does it filter by extention yet? I want song titles with "fuck" or "sex" in them to show up.

[quote name='Mike23']I know Jessica is hotter, don't lecture me.[/QUOTE]

Barely. She's not really hot either. At least she doesn't look like Popeye though.
 
Tape her mouth, bag her head, now you're hot, get in bed.

What a shitty personality, though. I would've started doing a doing her little bumpkin dance from SNL and see what she had to say about that.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
She's not really hot either. At least she doesn't look like Popeye though.[/QUOTE]

Sometimes Jessica looks good but sometimes I think her face looks like that of a female Vince McMann (sp?). She's definitely a butter face.
 
If i'd have been there I would've kissed her feet and sucked her toes and whatever else she would let me do. She looked better with the black hair but I still think shes hot.
 
I'd **** her. And then I'd tell her to kiss my damn feet or else I'd bust all over her face. After she kisses my feet, I'd proceed to bust all over her face.

Afterwards, I'd make her call her sister in so **** the hell out of jessica. Damn rich sluts. :cool:
 
I like what she said to the dude who asked to get her picture taken with her. So Hollywood.
 
[quote name='lebowsky']I can't stand Ashlee Simpson any more than the rest of you, but how many of us haven't been shitfaced in a McDonald's late at night?

Hell, it was pretty much a weekend ritual in my (excruciatingly small) town. Well, either McD's or Perkins.[/QUOTE]


Yeah it's dennys for me, the manager says i'm happy drunk and that I tip well.
 
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