[quote name='Thekrakrabbit']Hahaha, I bet the Minute Clinic girl was soooo hot for you with that infected eye. :shock: :shock: :shock:[/QUOTE]
She totally was.
I told her it got infected because a ninja star just barely grazed my eyelid while I was fighting off a band of ninjas to protect a lost baby seal and put an end to global warming. Of course, being a man, I tried to clean it myself by dousing it with Jack Daniels, but I ended up just drinking the Jack because I am a deep, mysterious guy with a troubled past who needs a good woman to come along to save me from my own self destructive tendencies.