Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering More Fans...

[FriskyTanuki]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...757&e=1&u=/nm/20050208/od_nm/odd_testicles_dc

LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.

Now I think I've seen everything wild that rabid fans could do.

 

[MrBadExample]

I'm impressed that he could walk that far after the "surgery."

Idiot.

 

[Javery]

Awesome.

 

[Graff^]

Damn soccer hooligans!

 

[FriskyTanuki]

[quote name='Graff^']Damn soccer hooligans! [/quote]

Correction: "rugby"

 

[MaxBiaggi3]

That'll teach him to make a fool's bet. Always put your money (and your balls) on Wales!

 

[Doylerulez]

I should check the Philly papers for any similar stories.

 

[bil4l]

This is retarded.

 

[onetrackmind]

thats ing nuts... no pun intended

 

[jbroush99]

A bet's a bet, pay the man

 

[Rig]

My testicles hurt just reading that...

 

[Khaman]

In other news, the fark.com squirrel has given up sports forever just to avoid cases like this.

 

[screwkick]

That hurts just thinking about it.

 

[RedvsBlue]

Not to get too far into VS. Forum's territory... BUT I think we should be just as worried about these fanatical soccer fans as we are about fanatical terrorists. I mean at least the terrorists believe there's a cause behind their sacrifices...

 

[GuilewasNK]

Holy hell...

That is one bet he should have squelched on.

Why did I get the feeling alcohol was involved before I even read this...

 

[FriskyTanuki]

[quote name='Rig']My testicles hurt just reading that...[/quote]

You and me both.

 

[zewone]

Awesome. Darwin at its finest.

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Why didn't he just cut them off at the bar?

 

[Msut77]

Well he wanted privacy, makes perfect sense...

 

[jbroush99]

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Why didn't he just cut them off at the bar?[/quote]

He is very shy and didn't want everyone staring at his junk, at least until they were chopped off and on display

 

[cheapass Gundam]

 

[Moxio]

With the testicles in hand?

That guy...

Ugh. Words can't describe his stupidity.

 

[Graff^]

[quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='Graff^']Damn soccer hooligans! [/quote]

Correction: "rugby"[/quote]

Rugby being a variation on football, which we silly americans call soccer.

 

[Trancendental]

[quote name='Graff^'][quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='Graff^']Damn soccer hooligans! [/quote]

Correction: "rugby"[/quote]

Rugby being a variation on football, which we silly americans call soccer.[/quote]

Rugby is an older form of American football.

European football (aka footy) is American soccer.

 

[levi333]

That makes me feel sick.
He must have had a lot of booze in him to pull that off.

 

[WeaponX2099]

See All you have in this world is your word and your balls. He gave his word about his balls. You have to respect him for that.

But he's a dumb.

 

[Steggy]

hahah funny the team name was the brains... where the hell was his brains when he was slicing his own self open....