What are the top three things you do and know is wrong, but do anyway?

[quote name='diggityjones']Looking at this website while I'm at work.[/quote]

I would have to agree with that. . .

Continues to look at site at work :lol:
 
[quote name='Machine']If somebody says "coprophagy" I will be totally grossed out.[/quote]

COPROPHAGY!!!!!! (What's that mean?)
 
pay asian children pennies per day to make shoes that i sell for hundreds of dollars... no wait thats nike nvm.
 
[quote name='diggityjones']Looking at this website while I'm at work.[/quote]

yeah, that's somewhere on my list - probably not top 3 though. Here we go:

1. Poor eating habits
2. Biting my nails
3. I complain a lot
 
1. Smoke regularly, and twice as much during Halo 2.
2. Lust after women.
3. Curse way to much.

I also view this site at work, but I am practically the NA so f*ck it....... There I go again.
 
I lie to the homeless, when they ask if I have change.

I spend too much time looking for game deals.

I don't spend enough time talking to old buddies.
 
1. Complain too much or just negative in general
2. Web surfing at work
3. mp3s from the net (haven't gotten any in a long time, but I still have my old ones)
 
[quote name='ZeroSupporT']1. Smoke regularly, and twice as much during Halo 2.
2. Lust after women.
3. Curse way to much.

I also view this site at work, but I am practically the NA so f*ck it....... There I go again.[/quote]

Okay that first one is a real problem. If you are smoking during Halo 2, you usually waste the smoke. I light it, I put it in the ashtray and then its gone. OR I light it and try to smoke while I play...the smoke gets in my eyes and freakin burns. LASTLY, if I turn to ash while playing Halo 2, I look up and I'm dead.

Lusting after women is so not wrong. Only if its a relative.

Cursing is just a great way of expressing your extreme hatred for that M%&$^ F##@$ that just cut you off. Its healthy.

By the way, still at work.
 
Download copyrighted materials that aren't yet available in the US legally, download copyrighted materials that I'm not about to pay money for *cough*porn*cough*, eating at sonic.
 
Starting shit that I know I'm not gonna finish.
Crossing the road without looking both ways.

And a little combination of the two: Starting to cross the road and not finishing.
 
[quote name='smellhasreturned'][quote name='Wshakspear']I'd type a long answer, but my wrist hurts.[/quote]

that was a good one :wink:[/quote]

[quote name='PrinceNeil']I'm surprises...for all those that put down porn...how come "masturbating too much" is not on your list...?[/quote]

Apparently some people have :p

I don't do anything that I feel is wrong that I do anyways. I guess I'm an amoral person :twisted:
 
GODDAMNIT you guys have high moral standards. Porn and jerking off certainly ain't a fukcin crime or a sin or what not. Fukc all that.

Flipping off customers behind their back, yet in plain sight of just about everyone else. I guess that's the one bad thing I do a lot.
 
[quote name='Mafia']GODDAMNIT you guys have high moral standards. Porn and jerking off certainly ain't a fukcin crime or a sin or what not. Fukc all that.

Flipping off customers behind their back, yet in plain sight of just about everyone else. I guess that's the one bad thing I do a lot.[/quote]

Spilling your seed is a sin!!! :oops:

Bad is more like smoking around your kids, purposely driving recklessly to get into a car accident so you can sue someone, or trying to get your friend fired so you can take his job.

At least I think those are bad :)
 
[quote name='opportunity777']Spilling your seed is a sin!!! :oops:[/quote]

But I couldn't bear to sell it, then years later I've got a dozen kids from my donated sperm.

People don't cry over spilled milk, why should they cry over spilled seed?
 
1. read topics made by 10 year-olds and expect them to be thought provoking and insightful

2. read polls made by the same as mentioned above.

3. answer either one of them
 
[quote name='Mafia'][quote name='opportunity777']Spilling your seed is a sin!!! :oops:[/quote]

But I couldn't bear to sell it, then years later I've got a dozen kids from my donated sperm.

People don't cry over spilled milk, why should they cry over spilled seed?[/quote]

Yeah I think it would be a detriment to society as a whole if I were to spread my seed :dunce:

How much can you make at a sperm bank anyways? I was always curious to find out, especially when I was younger and broke :)
 
one of the worst things ive done is at a newly weds party, it was all queit and I had all the people at my table start screaming and clap to break the scilence... man, alot of people stared...

-having over 1000 posts on CAG
-procrastinating on HW and projects
 
[quote name='PrinceNeil']I'm surprises...for all those that put down porn...how come "masturbating too much" is not on your list...?[/quote]
How bout not masturbating enough? Is that a bad thing? :joystick:
 
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