[quote name='JimmieMac']Back when I was 15-16 I worked in a small neighborhood pharmacy, the place was owned by a husband and wife, Bob was his name, he owned SAABs, had a big house with a pool, kids at Harvard, the whole thing.
Chrismas time rolls around and Bob pulls me and this one other girl in the back, tells us that he likes the job we've done all year and that he wants to give a bonus, but we gotta keep it on the downlow because he's not going to hook up every one else. Keep in mind there were only 4 other people that worked there besides the two of us.
Pay day rolls around and there's an extra envelop stapled to my paycheck. "Sweet, it's here". Open it up..... A payroll check for 5 bucks with taxes taken out.[/QUOTE]
You torched the place right?
When I was about 12 or so a elderly neighbor asked me to help him remove the shrubs that went around the perimeter of his yard, he said he would pay me.
The whole time I'm working I'm thinking of all the things I want to buy at the store. I'm thinking the smallest amount I'll get is $10.
Well 30 shrubs/bushes & two hours later. He hands me two mutha

ing quarters.

I still hate that old bastard to this day.