When you hold a door for a girl is it to be NICE or to check out her ASS?

err..wait nvm. coffee hasn't gotten into my blood stream yet.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I hold doors for everyone, and I don't even look. :oops:[/QUOTE]

Unless they are 10-15 year old girls then you do. :)
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']I will always hold a door open for anyone. Its a added bonus for me if the girl is hott then ill be checking that shit out lol.[/QUOTE]
same as him
 
I was a bit torn on what to answer. On the one hand, I don't specifically hold a door open for a girl for the sole purpose of checking out her ass, nor do I check out all of the girls for whom I hold the door open. On the hand, however, I am an ass man.

Naturally though, I went with the ass man option. ;)
 
[quote name='chickenhawk']I was a bit torn on what to answer. On the one hand, I don't specifically hold a door open for a girl for the sole purpose of checking out her ass, nor do I check out all of the girls for whom I hold the door open. On the hand, however, I am an ass man.

Naturally though, I went with the ass man option. ;)[/QUOTE]

Nicely worded answer. Do you speak in front of Congress with rhetoric like that? ;)
 
Seriously though....I hold the door for anyone. I'm usually a gentleman unless I have a reason not to be a gentleman.
 
Hold the door for everyone but I will take the opportunity to look at a cutie's behind... and then ask her for her digits so that I can take a 'closer' inspection later on of that cutie booty.;)
 
I think your approaching this situation all wrong. See, we hold the door open to be nice but then as a reward we are given a peek at her ass.
 
[quote name='Xevious']Seriously though....I hold the door for anyone. I'm usually a gentleman unless I have a reason not to be a gentleman.[/QUOTE]

Ditto here.

[quote name='jaykrue']Hold the door for everyone but I will take the opportunity to look at a cutie's behind... and then ask her for her digits so that I can take a 'closer' inspection later on of that cutie booty.;)[/QUOTE]

I guess it's a busy day at the office, this was all the way down to page 3. :shock:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Ditto here.



I guess it's a busy day at the office, this was all the way down to page 3. :shock:[/QUOTE]

Ya, i've been quite the busy lil bee lately. :lol: Wheelin' and dealin'. Gotta make that $$$$ to keep everything goin' smooth and you know Unca Sam wants the first cut... ALWAYS. :roll: But when I do work at the office, it's close to downtown so I can always go prowling for my ever-delectable female prey during my lunch hour. :cool:
 
[quote name='javeryh']I'm a nice guy :)D) but I'll be honest - I'm all about the ass. The best is going up the escalator or something and letting a hottie get on right before you do. It's practically a license to stare - you'd be wrong not to. The other day I was at the mall with my wife and I practically jumped over her to get a view of the chick in front of us. I got a nice smirk for that one and then she was like "why don't you talk to her big shot - let's see what you got" and I was like :rofl:[/QUOTE]

I'll look and sometimes stare, but not when I'm with my wife, when I'm with her I may inconspicuously glance at the trim but never blatently ooogle at anyone or make a conscious effort to check someone out. I think it would be disrespectful to my wife, she would think it was disrespectful to her, and I might be wrong but your wife probably thinks it's disrespectful too when you do something like that.
 
[quote name='snotknocker']I'll look and sometimes stare, but not when I'm with my wife, when I'm with her I may inconspicuously glance at the trim but never blatently ooogle at anyone or make a conscious effort to check someone out. I think it would be disrespectful to my wife, she would think it was disrespectful to her, and I might be wrong but your wife probably thinks it's disrespectful too when you do something like that.[/QUOTE]

I seriously doubt it. I don't see how it is disrespectful at all - does your wife actually believe that she is the only girl on the planet that you find attractive? My wife is always pointing out hot chicks with huge boobs and stuff to me - I mean, she's my best friend so we goof around all the time. It also doesn't bother me in the least if she is staring at some dude and my wife comments on his hotness - she is only human. It's not like she is going to dump me on the spot and run after him...
 
Now that I think about it, if its my girlfriend or some loose woman than I hold the door for, I'll most likely give her a smack in the ass.
 
Where's an option for us CAG girls?
I hold doors open for people too. But I do not check out asses, and I am not a nice guy...
Well the only option left is I don't open doors for bitches, I do not know whether those who recieve my door opening courtesy are bitches or not. Most are pretty nice and say thank you though.
 
I open the door so I look nice and try to make some small talk (if they're good looking), and just go with the flow.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Where's an option for us CAG girls?
I hold doors open for people too. But I do not check out asses, and I am not a nice guy...
Well the only option left is I don't open doors for bitches, I do not know whether those who recieve my door opening courtesy are bitches or not. Most are pretty nice and say thank you though.[/QUOTE]

Youre not helpless you know. You can start your own poll: 'Do you check out a man's package when you walk down the street?"
 
I open doors to be nice. I have to do that at work when people buy a lot of books for their classes. I really don't have time to waste to open a door strictly to look at an ass.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Where's an option for us CAG girls?
I hold doors open for people too. But I do not check out asses, and I am not a nice guy...
Well the only option left is I don't open doors for bitches, I do not know whether those who recieve my door opening courtesy are bitches or not. Most are pretty nice and say thank you though.[/QUOTE]

Are you looking at my bum?
Bum-looker... Cheeky Monkey. :lol:
 
I remember one time I went into a borders, and this fine ass girl was walking behind me. Borders usually has two doors to open before you can actually get inside. So in this case I held open the first door for her, and she said thanks and smiled at me, and as she walked in front of me I couldn't help but stare in shock at how nice her ass was. I kept staring that I didn't even notice she held the other door open for me while I was still holding the first door open with no one walking in.

So finally she replied to me "so you coming in or do you want me to hold the door for you all day". I snapped out of it, and made up a quick excuse saying I zone out a lot, and it happens to me a lot. (Although I know she knew what I was doing) Then she told me I was a funny guy and smiled at me, but then before I could even talk to her a bunch of guys came up to greet her. ( I guess she was meeting them there) So I quietly walked off to look for my book or magazine I was looking for.:cry:
 
[quote name='tenzor']I remember one time I went into a borders, and this fine ass girl was walking behind me. Borders usually has two doors to open before you can actually get inside. So in this case I held open the first door for her, and she said thanks and smiled at me, and as she walked in front of me I couldn't help but stare in shock at how nice her ass was. I kept staring that I didn't even notice she held the other door open for me while I was still holding the first door open with no one walking in.

So finally she replied to me "so you coming in or do you want me to hold the door for you all day". I snapped out of it, and made up a quick excuse saying I zone out a lot, and it happens to me a lot. (Although I know she knew what I was doing) Then she told me I was a funny guy and smiled at me, but then before I could even talk to her a bunch of guys came up to greet her. ( I guess she was meeting them there) So I quietly walked off to look for my book or magazine I was looking for.:cry:[/QUOTE]

Lol, so much for the happy ending. I do hate it though when girls hold the door open and I'm like 5 feet away and pick up my pace a little so they don't have to be there forever. I mean crap, I can open a door myself.
 
[quote name='Xevious']Youre not helpless you know. You can start your own poll: 'Do you check out a man's package when you walk down the street?"[/QUOTE]

It's a trap!! [sorry, had to say it]
 
[quote name='DV8']Lol, so much for the happy ending. I do hate it though when girls hold the door open and I'm like 5 feet away and pick up my pace a little so they don't have to be there forever. I mean crap, I can open a door myself.[/QUOTE]

They probably think the same thing. :lol:
 
[quote name='Xevious']Youre not helpless you know. You can start your own poll: 'Do you check out a man's package when you walk down the street?"[/QUOTE]
... well do you?
IKIK, but seriously, I personally don't know who does that. It would be too obvious. I mean at least if someone is checking out someone's ass, their back is turned.
But I forget some people aren't subtle about things like that. I know I've had to redirect guy's visions from my bust many of times.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']... well do you?
IKIK, but seriously, I personally don't know who does that. It would be too obvious. I mean at least if someone is checking out someone's ass, their back is turned.
But I forget some people aren't subtle about things like that. I know I've had to redirect guy's visions from my bust many of times.[/QUOTE]

I do get hypnotized sometimes at woman's busts. Especially when they are jogging. I am a visual person- its hard to undo which is instinctively deep down inside.
 
I usually hold open the door for anyone, just to be polite. I remember I held the door open for this one douche who was like "Yeah, I can get the door myself". I bet it seemed like I was hitting on him, being the homophobe that he more than likely is. So I just closed the door in his face and let him open it himself.
 
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