Who is the least funniest comedian?

[quote name='epobirs']One notable thing about many of these candidates is they are often people who were very successful long ago but are long since past their prime. It can be hard to appreciate some acts if you don't catch them in the era that spawned them. Often the case is they were very original and stood out but have been imitated so much since that younger viewers have trouble knowing the difference.

I saw Robin Williams perform before he'd done the Happy Days guest shot that led to 'Mork & Mindy' and overexposure. At the time nobody else out there could come even close to his energy and improvisational ability. It was the kind of thing that could leave you paralyzed with laughter.

It doesn't work forever. The performer slows down, the material is less in tune with the times, and the audience has seen it too many times before.

A lot of the names that have come up here repeatedly had their moments of greatness. Billy Crystal had a routine about adolescent lust that killed and still does. That doesn't mean he can create a comparable act today but nothing erases that past moment. George Carlin gave up humor for ranting and raving in the late 80's but there were five albums in the 70's that remain masterpieces. Jack Benny was a superstar when my parents were children but you'd have trouble getting the average 14-year0old to sit still for it today. Their approach to humor is much too subjective to appreciate that of different eras. Sometimes they grow out of it, sometimes they don't.[/quote]

Thats a good point.
 
Ellen is up there for most unfunny people. My sister dragged me to finding Nemo and all I wanted to do was kill myself. Instead I spelt through that fucking piece of shit.
 
I second that agreement.

With that said ... I think that Chris Rock is horrible, as well as everyone on Mad TV, with the exception of Frank Caliendo of course. :D
 
[quote name='cougartai']I second that agreement.

With that said ... I think that Chris Rock is horrible, as well as everyone on Mad TV, with the exception of Frank Caliendo of course. :D[/quote]
Yea, the only MADTV person I like is Aries Spears, just cause he does that Real Motherfuckin' Talk skit. Stephanie Weir (sp) really pisses me off for some reason.
 
I love Dave Attell. I interviewed him for my Foul Magazine and had a couple hours of drinking with him. Very funny guy and the guy in the show is the real Dave.

Least funny is easily Pauly Shore.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']Ellen is up there for most unfunny people. My sister dragged me to finding Nemo and all I wanted to do was kill myself. Instead I spelt through that shaq-fuing piece of shit.[/quote]

Random words or do you start at the beginning of the dictionary and work your way through?
 
[quote name='zewone']Billy Crystal sucks, Bill Cosby sucks, Jimmy Fallon sucks, Carrot Top sucks, any women comdian sucks.[/quote]

Why you hatin on the puddin man (Cosby)? LOL

It's your opinion (I respect it) but to me Bill is the funniest person around. He doesn't have to tell one-liners, slapstick or swear every other word like a sailor. He talks to the crowd like he is just having a conversation and his humor is effortless. The Cosby Show is the only sit-com I ever saw that seemed totally believeable but amazingly funny. None of the characters were caricatures. They all seemed like real people. His comedy albums are great too.

Anyways, here are mine...

Michael Ian Black (tries WAY to hard).
Kathy Griffin
Ellen Degeneres
Jay Leno (He has his moments but not enough of them)
Rob Schnieder is awful.
Dennis Miller
 
It's your opinion (I respect it) but to me Bill is the funniest person around. He doesn't have to tell one-liners, slapstick or swear every other word like a sailor. He talks to the crowd like he is just having a conversation and his humor is effortless. The Cosby Show is the only sit-com I ever saw that seemed totally believeable but amazingly funny. None of the characters were caricatures. They all seemed like real people. His comedy albums are great too.

The thing about Cosby is that he takes a long time for the setup before he gets the punchline. It was acceptable in the 60's to the 80's but now adays everyone has A.D.D. and they want quicker faster jokes. I think thats why some people in this thread do not like Cosby
 
[quote name='defender']I love Dave Attell. I interviewed him for my Foul Magazine and had a couple hours of drinking with him. Very funny guy and the guy in the show is the real Dave.

Least funny is easily Pauly Shore.[/quote]

Good point. What kind of magazine is it (i.e. internet only, local newstand, or something else like a mail in flyer tipe of a thing.)?


P.S. He really is a big alcoholic.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='zewone']Billy Crystal sucks, Bill Cosby sucks, Jimmy Fallon sucks, Carrot Top sucks, any women comdian sucks.[/quote]

Why you hatin on the puddin man (Cosby)? LOL

It's your opinion (I respect it) but to me Bill is the funniest person around. He doesn't have to tell one-liners, slapstick or swear every other word like a sailor. He talks to the crowd like he is just having a conversation and his humor is effortless. The Cosby Show is the only sit-com I ever saw that seemed totally believeable but amazingly funny. None of the characters were caricatures. They all seemed like real people. His comedy albums are great too.

Anyways, here are mine...

Michael Ian Black (tries WAY to hard).
Kathy Griffin
Ellen Degeneres
Jay Leno (He has his moments but not enough of them)
Rob Schnieder is awful.
Dennis Miller[/quote]

Whoa whoa whoa Michael Ian Black is a comedy god. At least on I love the 70's and 80's. His sarcasm of everything is hilarious.
 
The Best:
Lewis black
Robin Williams
The Whole Cast Of Monty Python
Norm Mcdonald
Mitch Hedburg
Harland Williams (Saw him do his stand up once and thought it was absolutely random but hilarious)
Dane Cook
Dave Attel
Stephen Lynch
Dana Carvey
Will Ferrell
Ben Stiller (Dodgeball and maybe one other movie is where he's really funny)
Bill Murray
Chevy Chase
Denis Leary
Dave Chappelle
George Lopez

The Worst:
Carrot Top
Margeret Cho (Why is she funny?)
Martin Lawrence
Chris Rock
Rosie O'Donnell
David Letterman
Whole Cast of Last Comic Standing
Jay Mohr
Pauly Shore
Jimmy Fallon
Ellen Degeneres
Whole Cast of Mad Tv except Frank Caliendo and Will Sasso
 
[quote name='daphatty']I heard Screech tried some standup at a college and the ENTIRE audience walked out on him. I think Big Nick told that story....[/quote]

If they walked out I can tell you exactly why as I heard his Stand-up at Emporia state, he did some down and dirty stand-up that probably offended some people. Funny though.
 
[quote name='javeryh'] I could[...] watch someone get hit in the nuts with anything and it would be a million times more entertaining.[/quote]

Are you telling me that you can watch a guy hit in the nuts and not laugh? "Lowbrow" or no, that's still funny. Also, a word for Gallagher, you know, you have to give a guy credit. All he did was smash stuff with a big freakin mallet and he got loads of cash for it, whether it was funny or not.
 
The whole cast of Last Comic Standing? Aww, c'mon, that's a bit of a stretch. Only MOST of them suck. Jay Mohr is okay sometimes; he's not the worst by any means, but nowhere near the best.

The worst are some of the most obvious: Pauly Shore, Carrot Top, Gallagher, Carol Burnette, etc.
 
Tom Arnold, Seinfeld, Carrot Top and Rosie O'donnell get my vote.
I give Arnold some credit, he isn't afraid to ask the questions most of us wouldn't to athletes and celebrities on the Best Damn Sports Show, but his attempts at humor are horrible.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='zewone']Billy Crystal sucks, Bill Cosby sucks, Jimmy Fallon sucks, Carrot Top sucks, any women comdian sucks.[/quote]

Why you hatin on the puddin man (Cosby)? LOL

It's your opinion (I respect it) but to me Bill is the funniest person around. He doesn't have to tell one-liners, slapstick or swear every other word like a sailor. He talks to the crowd like he is just having a conversation and his humor is effortless. The Cosby Show is the only sit-com I ever saw that seemed totally believeable but amazingly funny. None of the characters were caricatures. They all seemed like real people. His comedy albums are great too.
[/quote]

Bill Cosby's standup is very good. He doesn't have to swear or criticize anything. His standup about what it would have been like to be on the frontlines of the American Revolution was hilarious.

[quote name='redrobot']Daniel Tosh is the best comedian ever (tied with Mitch Hedberg).

THE FLOOR IS LAVA![/quote]

Hell yea he is. I have Comedy Central Presents to thank for introducing me to these 2 comics and they are hilarious. Let's go play some Haha now you're poor!

I also don't understand why everyone rags on Carrot Top. I actually love his prop standup. His Pete Rose baseball uniform with the rollers that helped him steal bases had me laughing so hard.

Anyways, for my least favorite comedians, the nominations are:

1) Margaret Cho, I've tried watching some of her stuff and she is just not funny.
2) Not necessarily stand up comedians, but the entire cast of SNL after Ferrell left, and Mad TV after 2 years ago. I cannot even finish watching ONE sketch from either of these shows before I change the channel. They're that bad.
3) There's more but I can't think of them right now. If I do I'll post them later
 
I've always preferred comics who are legitimately funny without the need for legions of swearing as backup. So I gotta give credit to Cosby, Seinfeld, etc., even if they aren't the funniest out there.
 
bread's done
Back
Top