Who plays their DS while taking a poo?

i do my best Ds lite playing in the can! are you kidding me, that's why i had that extra serving of beans this evening.... GOT TO GO!!!!!
 
[quote name='Jatsu']Wow, you guys are some constipated people!! I spend about 3 minutes on the can at the most.[/quote]

Are you kidding me? I pretty much did all my reading and studying for my Bachelor's Degree on the crapper. Very enlightening moments happen in there. In "Back to the Future" Doc Brown (haha) came up with the "flux capacitor" while on the crapper. I mean really, do you think he was hanging a picture over the toilet? He was taking a shit and it came to him, he fell off the toilet and bumped his head. Archimedes came up with his principle in bathroom too. He said he was stepping into the bath, but really he was taking a shit and noticed the level rise in the water.

It's a little known fact that stimulation of the sphincter through defecation stimulates activity in the right temporal lobe of the brain (the area responsible for creative thought). Hence the proliference of brillant minds that populated Ancient Greece where homosexual intercourse amongst men was common place. Now a days, we utilize this increase in our cognitive skills to get 1500 wins in Tetris Push.

hahaha
 
Look: There are two types of men in this world. Those that admit to playing video games on the commode, and those that lie that they don't.

One game I do NOT recommend playing on the toilet, however, is WarioWare TWISTED. If you can't put two and two together, you may wish to never know, or to find out by yourself.
 
[quote name='MarioColbert']Look: There are two types of men in this world. Those that admit to playing video games on the commode, and those that lie that they don't.[/QUOTE]

Believe what you will but I don't spend that much time taking a crap nor would I want to. Thank God for that.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']Thanks to this thread i now can compile a lsit of people i dont want to trade handheld games with :lol:[/quote]

Would you still be willing to trade if they are in their original packaging? Shrink-wrapped and whatnot?

Which reminds me... I have to order that shrink-wrap machine....
 
[quote name='Moxio']I don't. I wouldn't dare risk touching my DS with poopy fingers.[/QUOTE]

why would you get poop on your hands? dear God man, toilet paper!
 
[quote name='CoconutSport']Are you kidding me? I pretty much did all my reading and studying for my Bachelor's Degree on the crapper. Very enlightening moments happen in there. [/QUOTE]


that's why they call it the "morning cogitation"
 
I used to.... until my stylus fell into the fucking toilet. At least it was before I took a dump and the water was just cleaned before it with that cleaning stuff.... even so, I threw that stylus out after that, and just used my back up one....
 
[quote name='Rozz']I used to.... until my stylus fell into the fucking toilet. At least it was before I took a dump and the water was just cleaned before it with that cleaning stuff.... even so, I threw that stylus out after that, and just used my back up one....[/quote]

I knew there was a "real" reason Nintendo included an extra stylus instead of a strap.
 
i remember cheapyD mentioning that he played on the can and I thought it was disgusting.

Then I got my own DS lite and my bathroom should now be renamed from 'The Library' to 'The Arcade'.

Vive Handhelds!
 
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