Who would you have had in a VideoGame Playboy spread?

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Well after seeing the pics from the upcoming VideoGame Playboy spread, I was pretty disapointed with how poorly it was done. It seems like all they did was take promotinal images and just removed their cloths. I was at least hoping they would take some time and do something good for it.
Does anyone remeber what Square did for Maxim Mag with Aki Ross?

Anyway after talking with a couple friends and seeing the Poll on Slashdot. I figured what the hell lets have this as a topic.

Which VideoGame girls would you have picked if you were in charge of the VideoGame Playboy spread? And just so I'm not making this a guy only topic. for the ladies which Male chracters whould you pick for a VideoGame Playgirl spread? (feel free to answer both questions if you want.)

Also lets limit it to a top 10, a list like this could go on forever. =P
Also lets limit it to 1 chracter per series. Its to easy to just put down the whole DoA cast.

This is just for fun.
 
Actually the lady that was the digitized version of Sonya Blade in MK2 and MK3 WAS in Playboy (Kerri Hoskins) but not as Sonya Blade.
 
[quote name='Cornfedwb']Peter Molyneux.[/quote]

:rofl:

WARNING: MEN
As a girl, I would pick Albel from Star Ocean 3, Irvine from FF8 (though probably not fully nude, much of his coolness comes from his outfit), Wakka from FFX, Alex and Kyle from Lunar (separately!!!!), and Samanosuke from the Onimusha games (especially 3's model... drool).

Yes... I have problems.

EDIT: Oh shit! Forgot every dude in the RE series.... Chris, Leon (RE4 only pls), Carlos, Steve... certainly not Alfred Ashford though.
 
Whoops! Forgot my top ten list....

(No real order)

Chun Li (SF)
Trish (Devil May Cry)
Yuna (FFX)
Rikku (18 yr old of course)
Farrah (Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time)
Rachel (Ninja Gaiden)
Jen (Primal)
Morrigan (Darkstalkers)
Mai (KOF)
Hanna and Rain (Fear Effect)
 
daisy, from the original donkey kong... in all her pixelated glory. i wanna see what i'm jumping over barrels for...

ms. pacman runs a close second
 
Id rather have people "cos-play" or dress up as characters...like my favorite:
Alyissa Milano as Eva Savalot as Bloodrayne
 
[quote name='Wshakspear']Id rather have people "cos-play" or dress up as characters...like my favorite:
Alyissa Milano as Eva Savalot as Bloodrayne[/quote]

Cosplay would work. I have seen some good ones!! :shock:
 
Jade (Beyond Good and Evil) and that chick from the Shadow Hearts Covenant poster in EB.

Lootr you freak. Ms. Pacman is just a cross-dressing Pacman. :shock:
 
[quote name='magilacudy']that chick from the Shadow Hearts Covenant poster in EB.
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Kallen!!!! Japanese version anyway... They changed her name to Karin in the US version, which is retarded and doesn't suit her at all.

And you reminded me of another guy I'd like to see... Urmnaf Bort Hyuga/Yuri from Shadow Hearts 1/2. Hot damn!!
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight'][quote name='magilacudy']that chick from the Shadow Hearts Covenant poster in EB.
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Kallen!!!! Japanese version anyway... They changed her name to Karin in the US version, which is retarded and doesn't suit her at all.

And you reminded me of another guy I'd like to see... Urmnaf Bort Hyuga/Yuri from Shadow Hearts 1/2. Hot damn!![/quote]

I am surprised you didn't say Dante from DMC. I thought all ladies liked him.
 
I hate to break it to you but Ms. Pacman has always been naked. No one in the Pac family wears any clothes, probably because they don't have any genitals.
 
The princess.

Cmon give it up, do you know how many castles we've had to freaking navigate.

While Marios at work, just what is she doing with Mr. Toadstool anyway??
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='Dead of Knight'][quote name='magilacudy']that chick from the Shadow Hearts Covenant poster in EB.
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Kallen!!!! Japanese version anyway... They changed her name to Karin in the US version, which is retarded and doesn't suit her at all.

And you reminded me of another guy I'd like to see... Urmnaf Bort Hyuga/Yuri from Shadow Hearts 1/2. Hot damn!![/quote]

I am surprised you didn't say Dante from DMC. I thought all ladies liked him.[/quote]

Wait, Dante is a guy...
 
[quote name='dcfox']I hate to break it to you but Ms. Pacman has always been naked. No one in the Pac family wears any clothes, probably because they don't have any genitals.[/quote]

Actually, Ms. PacMan wears a bow. If she took it off though, she'd look a lot like Mr. PacMan. She's a bit rough, that Ms. PacMan. Probably worked on the docks before she gained stardom in a videogame.
 
Heres who I picked for my Top Ten:
1. Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)
2. Samus (Metroid)
3. Cortana (Halo)
4. Tifa or Lulu (Final Fantasy)
5. Kasumi or Ayane (Dead or Alive)
6. Mai Shiranui (King of Fighters)
7. Taki or Ivy (Soul Calibur)
8. Morrigan (Darkstalkers)
9. Sniper Wolf (Metal Gear Solid)
10. Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)

I would have also included Peach and Rikku, but I just like them way to much to really want to include them in the list.

I like that cosplay idea. =P
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']the person that played Jill in RE2(the movie)[/quote]

Yeah I saw her on E! the other day. Very attractive.
 
The fat annoying girl from Legaia 2.

If you're going to do something as stupid as having a video game girl Playboy spread.. might as well make it even worse.
 
Don't forget Sophitia and her sister from SC2. I think Guile mentioned Farrah... that cutscene where she's swimming in the hot tub was disturbingly hot. Also the female cast of Outlaw Golf/ Volleyball would be sweet.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Cortana is an interesting choice. Probably one of the more difficult chraracters to render.[/quote]

Oh...she wasnt naked already? **puts it away...**
 
What about the girl from dino crisis? She was kinda hot..in hey im about to get eatin by a nasty lizard or have sex with you kinda way
 
PFFT! Video game nudity....yous guys need to grow up.

*throws "Beat Em And Eat Em" into the Atari*

Its wholesome fun for the whole family!!
 
I'd rather see real women naked. This is one of the stupidest ideas since the head of Nintendo's statement that "console gamers do NOT want to play online". That said, if they want to include nude game - related women, I would have them use real women who played some part in a video game's creation, such as provided their likeness for a game avitar, be it digitized (like early MK games), polygonal (like Def Jam Vendetta, which even provided non - nude photos of the real models), or were voice actors, or both (MGS, which used the voice actor's real appearance to influence their in-game representation).
 
[quote name='magilacudy']Don't forget Sophitia and her sister from SC2. I think Guile mentioned Farrah... that cutscene where she's swimming in the hot tub was disturbingly hot. [/quote]

Indeed! Farrah is a great character.

And people this is just in fun. The topic subject doesn't say "Do you think VideoGame layouts are stupid" it says "Who would you have had in a VideoGame Playboy spread?" If you want to start your own thread about the "stupidity" of this, that would be appropriate. Otherwise you are just trolling. I am not saying that people shouldn't be able to state their views but It doesn't show alot of intelligence to come into a topic you disagree with just so everyone knows how you feel. Start your own topic about that. Thats is the right way to do it. It's like going to an Xbox board then talking about how PS2 is SO much better than Xbox. It's like everyone who says this is stupid is trying to validate their own manhood in the eyes of their CAG brothers or something, LOL :lol:
 
I figured since this is somewhat of a hot topic lately why not have some fun with it. I mean its not like this is ever going to really happen. Nintendo would never let their characters been shown this way. All this was for was kick and giggles.

Don't take it serious, This is just for fun. loosen up
 
[quote name='Trakan']NO cosplay! Not after I had to see Anna Nicole Smith dressed up as Rikku and Ivy, etc. Ahhhh![/quote]

That never happen, I refuse to believe that hore dressed up as my beloved Rikku. There must be laws to stop things like that from happening.
Anna Nicole Smith does Not exist. so that could never have happen.
 
Speaking of FFX ladies check out this Yuna....(Its family safe)

Yuna.jpg
 
damn that Yuna is really hot. I remember there's this site that has Cosplay porn but the crappy thing about it is that it they cover up the snatch with video distortion like when there's nudity on Howard Stern and for some reason it's got Bondage. Anybody got a link to the playboy pics I'm kinda curious.
 
The two female leads from the second 'Fear Effect' game would be good, although better suited to Penthouse with the hot girl-girl action.

Some phrases are inherently comedic. 'Hot girl-girl action' is difficult to say with a straight face compared to 'depiction of simulated lesbian sex.'
 
[quote name='epobirs']The two female leads from the second 'Fear Effect' game would be good, although better suited to Penthouse with the hot girl-girl action.

Some phrases are inherently comedic. 'Hot girl-girl action' is difficult to say with a straight face compared to 'depiction of simulated lesbian sex.'[/quote]

Ya, I listed them. That last part you wrote had me laughing big time, lol.

[quote name='goukill1120']damn that Yuna is really hot. I remember there's this site that has Cosplay porn but the crappy thing about it is that it they cover up the snatch with video distortion like when there's nudity on Howard Stern and for some reason it's got Bondage. Anybody got a link to the playboy pics I'm kinda curious.[/quote]

LOL@snatch!!

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[quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='CaseyRyback']the person that played Jill in RE2(the movie)[/quote]

Yeah I saw her on E! the other day. Very attractive.[/quote]

I believe that's the same girl from the 5th element, which, she was naked in. How about Trish Stratus from Day of Reckoning? or better yet that pretty little fillie that Link rides around on.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='CaseyRyback']the person that played Jill in RE2(the movie)[/quote]

Yeah I saw her on E! the other day. Very attractive.[/quote]

I believe that's the same girl from the 5th element, which, she was naked in. How about Trish Stratus from Day of Reckoning? or better yet that pretty little fillie that Link rides around on.[/quote]

You're thinking of Milla Jovovich, whose character is Alice. Jill is portrayed in excellent likeness to the game character by Sienna Guillory.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0347149/
 
While I don't buy Playboy, so it doesn't matter to me really, I do think that having real-life models made up to look like video game characters would've probably been a better seller for Playboy.

Also, ZL you're thinking of Milla Jovovich in the 5th Element. She plays Alice, Jill Valentine's character is played by Sinna Guilory (sp?).
 
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