Who would you have had in a VideoGame Playboy spread?

Bowzer (without his shell) Whats he keep under there?
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Crash
lol

I honestly think anyone who is into that naked playboy vid game stuff is a bit um..... wierd -(is the nicest word I could come up with to describe them)
 
[quote name='epobirs'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='CaseyRyback']the person that played Jill in RE2(the movie)[/quote]

Yeah I saw her on E! the other day. Very attractive.[/quote]

I believe that's the same girl from the 5th element, which, she was naked in. How about Trish Stratus from Day of Reckoning? or better yet that pretty little fillie that Link rides around on.[/quote]

You're thinking of Milla Jovovich, whose character is Alice. Jill is portrayed in excellent likeness to the game character by Sienna Guillory.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0347149/[/quote]

Well either way I've got a big horse unit for her mouth
 
[quote name='dcfox']I hate to break it to you but Ms. Pacman has always been naked. No one in the Pac family wears any clothes, probably because they don't have any genitals.[/quote]\


Uhh dude. Ms. Pac Man has a bow on her head.
 
As stated earlier, I would rather see cosplay or just "Maxim" like pics of whatever chracter. A nipple is a nipple. Not only that but most of these chracters are recgonizeable by their costumes. Every DOA chick has the same body but it's the costumes (and hair) that set them apart.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='epobirs'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='CaseyRyback']the person that played Jill in RE2(the movie)[/quote]

Yeah I saw her on E! the other day. Very attractive.[/quote]

I believe that's the same girl from the 5th element, which, she was naked in. How about Trish Stratus from Day of Reckoning? or better yet that pretty little fillie that Link rides around on.[/quote]

You're thinking of Milla Jovovich, whose character is Alice. Jill is portrayed in excellent likeness to the game character by Sienna Guillory.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0347149/[/quote]

Well either way I've got a big horse unit for her mouth[/quote]


this dude the other day was telling me about this video he saw online where this girl gave oral to a horse, it spit a load in her mouth, she threw up and while throwing up kept stroking off the horse.

I can't get the mental image of this out of my head
 
Quite honestly, I don't understand you people and you're real vs. computer arguments. I mean, if they're computer generated, at least then you don't have to worry about why a person is willingly subjecting themselves to the slavering masses to make a dime. The female form is beautiful, whether real or digitized.

Of course, I'd take a real girl over a digital picture any day. But on the internet, a picture's a picture. One's no more human than the other.
 
[quote name='emceelokey'][quote name='dcfox']I hate to break it to you but Ms. Pacman has always been naked. No one in the Pac family wears any clothes, probably because they don't have any genitals.[/quote]\


Uhh dude. Ms. Pac Man has a bow on her head.[/quote]
Since when is a bow considered clothing? That's like saying a girl isn't naked because she has braces on.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']this dude the other day was telling me about this video he saw online where this girl gave oral to a horse, it spit a load in her mouth, she threw up and while throwing up kept stroking off the horse.

I can't get the mental image of this out of my head[/quote]

*awkward silence*
 
[quote name='evilmax17'][quote name='CaseyRyback']this dude the other day was telling me about this video he saw online where this girl gave oral to a horse, it spit a load in her mouth, she threw up and while throwing up kept stroking off the horse.

I can't get the mental image of this out of my head[/quote]

*awkward silence*[/quote]

I know it is so gross to hear, but I told my dad and he started to make the throwing up sound and simulating the arm motion. It just keeps crackin me up.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']this dude the other day was telling me about this video he saw online where this girl gave oral to a horse, it spit a load in her mouth, she threw up and while throwing up kept stroking off the horse.

I can't get the mental image of this out of my head[/quote]

......
 
Though I would have to say that real is better than fake, if i had to choose I would say Jill Valentine and Samus Arun are the only two that come to mind.
 
I wonder if someone out there saw this spread and was disappointed that they didn't get to see how trimmed Bloodrayne was, if you know what I mean. :lol:

Somebody posted a Yuna pic and that reminded me of a photoshoot Aimee Sweet did, posing as Lara Croft. Here's the two pics that weren't too risque to post here (click on the thumbnails to see larger images)





I prefer real babes to pixels as well, but just for fun, Gena from Crazy Taxi would have been a cool one.

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[quote name='DigitalSpace']I wonder if someone out there saw this spread and was disappointed that they didn't get to see how trimmed Bloodrayne was, if you know what I mean. :lol:

Somebody posted a Yuna pic and that reminded me of a photoshoot Aimee Sweet did, posing as Lara Croft. Here's the two pics that weren't too risque to post here (click on the thumbnails to see larger images)





I prefer real babes to pixels as well, but just for fun, Gena from Crazy Taxi would have been a cool one.

gena640.jpg
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Yeah, that was me that posted the Yuna pic. Gena would be cool.

I remember when there were like 4 or 5 different Lara models. Those were the days, before the Tomb Raider games started sucking ass. :(
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='evilmax17'][quote name='CaseyRyback']this dude the other day was telling me about this video he saw online where this girl gave oral to a horse, it spit a load in her mouth, she threw up and while throwing up kept stroking off the horse.

I can't get the mental image of this out of my head[/quote]

*awkward silence*[/quote]

I know it is so gross to hear, but I told my dad and he started to make the throwing up sound and simulating the arm motion. It just keeps crackin me up.[/quote]

I know the video you speak of...first year in college, we'd always switch this guy's screensaver to that video. The best part was that he had NO IDEA how to do anything with his computer, and would just yell at the top of his lungs for someone to come in and fix it for him. Which was great when random people would pop their heads in to see what the fuss was, only to see that video playing on the dude's computer.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Man, I can't believe I forgot about Cate Archer from No One Lives Forever...

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It would at least make sense to do a shot of her undercover as a Bunny in a Playboy Club.
 
...Just picked up the mag. First page is the BR picture, then theres a fold out of the LL:MCL girl, and then the rest are very small picks interspersed with random/popular video game previews. slightly dissapointed...but at the same times id like to thank Clemens U.

On topic though...Chun-Li and Cammy. Dont know why i didnt mention them before.
 
well considering wanting to see a naked cartoon woman is one of the most nerdy things i've heard of, i really wouldnt want to see any of them.

but if we were to say which real woman who was in a video game or played a video game character in a movie, i'd either have to say Pamela Anderson from the game V.I.P. (already seen her anyways but still....) .. or Angelina as Laura Croft.
 
[quote name='Wshakspear']...Just picked up the mag. First page is the BR picture, then theres a fold out of the LL:MCL girl, and then the rest are very small picks interspersed with random/popular video game previews. slightly dissapointed...but at the same times id like to thank Clemens U.

On topic though...Chun-Li and Cammy. Dont know why i didnt mention them before.[/quote]

Scans. Now.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I'm just wondering, are there any unintentionally ugly female video game characters?[/quote]

Tons, if you go looking. Just remember all those game with artwork so bad as to make them too repugnant to discern if they played well. Also those games with such an exaggerated graphic style that the females were grotesque caricatures of a human woman. The ones that make you wonder how the artist actually sees the real world.
 
[quote name='kristianator']daisy, from the original donkey kong... in all her pixelated glory. i wanna see what i'm jumping over barrels for...

ms. pacman runs a close second[/quote]

Actually the name of the female character who is in the original Donkey Kong is Pauline, not Daisy. Daisy is in the Dukes of Hazard.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight'][quote name='Wshakspear']...Just picked up the mag. First page is the BR picture, then theres a fold out of the LL:MCL girl, and then the rest are very small picks interspersed with random/popular video game previews. slightly dissapointed...but at the same times id like to thank Clemens U.

On topic though...Chun-Li and Cammy. Dont know why i didnt mention them before.[/quote]

Scans. Now.[/quote]

:p
No.

First off, the last thread was locked and edited by cheapy himself.
Second, think of your average Gamepro layout, but the girls arnt wearing much. What i find funny though is the girls on bouncy balls picture from the Guy Game is uncensored in here. Made me laugh.

Also, its got one of the female Veejays from VH1....nice.

Cant wait to tell my girlfriend i picked it up so she can roll her eyes at me...then grab it out of my hand when she sees the jimmy falon interview...
 
Well, I was just interested in the pics; I'm not a lesbian or anything, and they aren't nude. I wanted to see how silly they looked, like that vampire from DarkWatch or Luca Licious.... or hell, all of the pics I've seen so far. I can understand the copyright issues, though.
 
the thing is though, those 4 pics already posted were the only nudes, the rest where wearing in game clothes.
 
[quote name='Wshakspear']the thing is though, those 4 pics already posted were the only nudes, the rest where wearing in game clothes.[/quote]

I'm still interested. :p

And the nudes are in a locked thread floating around somewhere in this forum. Just search for "Playboy" and you'll find them.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight'][quote name='Wshakspear']the thing is though, those 4 pics already posted were the only nudes, the rest where wearing in game clothes.[/quote]

I'm still interested. :p

And the nudes are in a locked thread floating around somewhere in this forum. Just search for "Playboy" and you'll find them.[/quote]I think he took out the links so "he doesn't get sued". :)
 
[quote name='dcfox']I'm just wondering, are there any unintentionally ugly female video game characters?[/quote]

Unless it is a kindly old lady or a female zombie from RE, almost all are designed to be attractive.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK'][quote name='dcfox']I'm just wondering, are there any unintentionally ugly female video game characters?[/quote]

Unless it is a kindly old lady or a female zombie from RE, almost all are designed to be attractive.[/quote]
That's the thing. I know most of them are designed to be attractive, but I'm talking about the ones that have that goal in mind but yet are unattractive. The only ones I could think of off the top of my head are Shion from Xenosaga and some of the girls from Sega Soccer Slam.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='BigNick']I want real chicks.[/quote]

What about Mary Kate and Ashley, they've got their own games so they should count.[/quote] good one :)

I don't think believing video game girls are hot, is a nerdy thing btw. If a person actually dreams and thinks naughty things... then thats pretty nerdy. But I think its a pretty funny that they did that spread. This stuff has been done before with the comic book girls etc. And although they are not real, I think its a funny thing to change things up.

check this site out :)

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~derekyu/pr0n/gallery.html
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']What about Mary Kate and Ashley, they've got their own games so they should count.[/quote]

That would be sweet =P~ .
 
anyone see Mad TV last night? they had a spoof on Mary Kate and Ashley. pretty much every employee at their school (from principle to janitor) were taking a number and counting down the seconds until they turn 18. pretty funny to watch, maybe not that funny when i explain it. i wonder how much money playboy has offered them to do a photo shoot. you know they've been offered.
 
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