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[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']USPS...odomy![/quote]

yeah, UPS isn't any better, though.

i mean, if i'm making the cookies anyways, it's not a problem to send it out, i just can't afford the shipping to send some to everyone at one time.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']:whistle2:k Hmm, I thought I just heard Keith Olberman say Hillary Clinton won in Pennsylvania. Which would be interesting because we havent had a primary vote yet.[/QUOTE]

If there's a liberal cock out there to suck, he's going to be first on it.
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']Yes.[/QUOTE]

Check you out summa dat art up ins a few minutes ago, chimpy.

Edit: Who in the fuck needs 6 different kinds of anti-depressant at once? Chika, I'm lookin' at you for info.

Women don't need six kinds of ice cream to eat when they are feeling fat and want to bitch out.

The previous two sentences are not meant to be linked together.
 
[quote name='Strell']TFN was 2girls1cup'n it underground, yo.[/QUOTE]
Plus, wouldn't a 20ft. drop with clenched buttocks would surely result in soiled pants?
 
[quote name='TFN']Excerpt from my journal. I think this was like, 2 years ago. (All the dates on my journal were not correct)
Damn, I sucked. (I didn't scoop the poop up, I liked to exaggerate) :/[/quote]

For a second I thought you were going all DLF on us :lol:
 
[quote name='Chika']yeah, UPS isn't any better, though.

i mean, if i'm making the cookies anyways, it's not a problem to send it out, i just can't afford the shipping to send some to everyone at one time.[/QUOTE]
Send ghaimez!
 
[quote name='Maklershed']McCain's arms look weird. Like his upper arms are too small and his elbows are locked or something.[/quote]

Well I know he can't raise his arms above his head.
 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I can not believe I never got fired for this. I was a fuckin dick when I was 19. I was 'bout to go fight a bitch :rofl:

Jerry Springer episode LIVE from Walmart!!


OH MY GOD



Remember all the peace I was having?? How I started to really love people?

That is ALL gone now!

HOLY SHIT.

I've had some pretty fun battles and some really heated ones with customers ever since I had a job at 14. Some where funny, some where pathetic and some where just really corny.

Tonight really earns the title.. "the BEST"

I seriously love myself and the things I say. I can't help it, but there's time where I think about the stuff I say to people and it cracks me up. I'll write the dialogue in script format so you can understand. We'll call the lady "Crackwhore"

Crackwhore: Hi, I'm looking for a CD .. "Foxy Brown". The girl said it may be here, but I haven't seen it yet.
Tommy: Well, chances are it just may be out of stock, so I'll help you look for it.
[We begin to look for it, after 5-7 minutes..]
Tommy: Yeah, I really don't see it. We get alot of stock tomorrow and Wednesday, so you can always check back here within them days.
Crackwhore: *irritated* Fine
[I go back to windexing a TV, and 30 seconds later shes at the christmas CD section]
Crackwhore: Hey, do you have this Bon Jovi Christmas thing Volume 2?
Tommy: Hm, well this is the only Christmas CDs we have, plus there is another small one out of Electronics over there.
Crackwhore: Yeah but you have Volume 1, WHY not Volume 2? This doesn't make any sense!
Tommy: Well, we just got our Christmas CDs not to long ago, but as the weeks go by we'll definitly have more. We just started it, so not everything will be here.
Crackwhore: But VOLUME 1 is here, WHY NOT 2?
Tommy: Um, well maybe we just don't have it yet. I'm really sorry..
[Tommy Walks away to throw something in the trash and lady has a serious meltdown talking to her friend]
Crackwhore: Yeah what an asshole. I mean why does he even work here if he doesn't know what he's talking about. This is why he works at Walmart.
[Tommy realizes he will be in prison in like 3 minutes]
Tommy: Um, not for nothing. But how is IT my fault that we don't carry a CD? I don't know MY job because YOU can't accept the fact that we don't have a CD? Well if that's true, I'm VERY sorry for you.
Crackwhore: Yeah yeah, OK. That's why you work at Walmart.
[Crackwhore gets a manager and begins to ramble]
Crackwhore: He was LAUGHING at me! He wasn't ANY help at all!
Tommy: Ok I didn't help you look for a CD that OBVIOUSLY wasn't there? I could of told you FLAT out that we didn't carry it, but I wanted to show you that I cared! AGAIN I apologize because you can't face the truth! Go download it online if it's such an ordeal!!
[More management come, as well as a crowd forms
Crackwhore: Excuse me? But you're just lucky that I --
Tommy: That you WHAT? What? That you WHAT? MISS.. I WILl clock out right now and I WILL see what you got. I could CARE less anymore.
Crackwhore: Oh please, with an attitude like that? That's WHY you work at Walmart!
Tommy: And by the looks of how YOUR dressed, it seems like you only work when some old man with money gets desperate!!
Crackwhore: Excuse me?? You fuckin asshole! You're a fuckin asshole!
Tommy: Thank YOU. I know!
[Management takes the woman away and take me in the office]

So basically I got a "coaching" for starting a scene, and all of that. However, I was defending my honor and the lady was a troublemaker so it wasn't really worth termination.
Nonetheless, it was a terrific battle and I walked away the winner.
I would of seriously fought this woman too. She was like 37. I really wanted to beat her fuckin ass across the store.

Oh well, that felt really nice to share with everyone.
I hope you enjoyed because I know I did!
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[quote name='Chika']hey strellypants, if you want some shizzle, i'll send some your way next time i make em.[/QUOTE]

I will keep this in mind, gracious woman!

[quote name='crystalklear64']You did so much with so little.[/QUOTE]

LMFAO

Edit: I think gay men can insult women the fastest and with the greatest level of destruction. Women just fuckin' disintegrate when that shit happens. Props, lilboo.
 
[quote name='lilboo']:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I can not believe I never got fired for this. I was a fuckin dick when I was 19. I was 'bout to go fight a bitch :rofl:[/quote]Doesn't get more manly than that scenario.
 
[quote name='Mr. Beef']Doesn't get more manly than that scenario.[/QUOTE]

It's like a real life version of:

Scientifically speaking, has not hittin' the bitch solved the problem?
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Why? War related injuries?[/quote]

He was a POW in Vietnam for about 5 years, I believe. Got tortured extensively. That's why his jaw is offset as well.
 
[quote name='Strell']Check you out summa dat art up ins a few minutes ago, chimpy.

Edit: Who in the fuck needs 6 different kinds of anti-depressant at once? Chika, I'm lookin' at you for info.

Women don't need six kinds of ice cream to eat when they are feeling fat and want to bitch out.

The previous two sentences are not meant to be linked together.[/quote]

well, most all antidepressant/antianxiety/antipsychotic medictions have side effects and work on different processes/systems. for example,with antidepressants there are tricyclics, SSRI's (selective seratonin reuptake inhibitors), MAOI's (monoamine oxidase inhibitors) and others that don't fit any of those categories. you can take one of each type, except MAOI (you can't take ANYTHING with an MAOI, even fucking tylenol). Then, many have side effects such as anxiety, psychosis etc. you'd take one of each of those medications to counter-act each of those side effects.
 
My last journal entry

Saddam being put to death? You've gotta be kidding me, he didn't do anything wrong. : /!!


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God bless America for blonde hos with awesome fake tits feather pillows.
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It's coo, dallow. You are the star of the next show.

Chika - Thank you for droppin' dem 'ducations up ins.

Also, the middle chick up there is annoying as shit. Hate that bitch. Youngest, stupidest, and by far the most uppity of the three.
 
[quote name='Chika']well, most all antidepressant/antianxiety/antipsychotic medictions have side effects and work on different processes/systems. for example,with antidepressants there are tricyclics, SSRI's (selective seratonin reuptake inhibitors), MAOI's (monoamine oxidase inhibitors) and others that don't fit any of those categories. you can take one of each type, except MAOI (you can't take ANYTHING with an MAOI, even fucking tylenol). Then, many have side effects such as anxiety, psychosis etc. you'd take one of each of those medications to counter-act each of those side effects.[/quote]

I hit up the SSRIs, myself. :D
 
[quote name='Chika']oh yeah, Temp, you also deserve some cookies. don't let me forget (i know you won't)[/quote]


God...no...please...no more cookies!
 
[quote name='TFN']Why do you watch X-Play? I saw Morgan Webb play GTA and she couldn't even control the camera.[/quote] Because they're showing Smash Bros stuff all week. :D
Temp, I will take your cookies.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I hit up the SSRIs, myself. :D[/quote]

not my flavor. they tend to cause anxiety as a side effect and i'm really sensitive to that. even sudafed makes me jumpy. i prefer trazadone :drool:
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Dallow the bounty hunter



Seems like X-Play gives everything a 3/5. Also, a 5 point scale is too vague.[/quote]:D
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']God...no...please...no more cookies![/quote]
no? you do not want? ok. i'll send em to someone else then.

edit* see, JFD wants them.
 
[quote name='TFN']Why do you watch X-Play? I saw Morgan Webb play GTA and she couldn't even control the camera.[/quote]

You're concerned with how she plays videogames? :whistle2:k
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[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']You're concerned with how she plays videogames? :whistle2:k
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The Down's Syndrome is probably a lot to overcome for a gamer.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']You're concerned with how she plays videogames? :whistle2:k
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Good angle for her. It mostly hides the manly part of her face.
 
[quote name='Chika']not my flavor. they tend to cause anxiety as a side effect and i'm really sensitive to that. even sudafed makes me jumpy. i prefer trazadone :drool:[/quote]

Anxiety's never been an issue for me. In fact, I've never noticed any side effects. But, maybe it's time to shake things up :lol:
 
[quote name='Maklershed']:drool:[/quote]

That should be the only response allowed. I can't believe there are people out there who think she isn't hot.
 
[quote name='Chika']no? you do not want? ok. i'll send em to someone else then.

edit* see, JFD wants them.[/quote]


NO! THEY'RE MINE!


My gf has been on a baking kick. But she doesn't cook them all the way. I need good cookies.



Kidding of course...her cookies are great...just...send them anyway.
 
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