I've done merch for a ton of bands, and merch guys famously do a lot of work for not a lot of money. Tips are rad. Also takes inspiration from a song from the band Say Anything. "Every Man Has A Molly" if you dudes wanna download it.
Here I am, laid bare at the end of my rope.
I've lost all hope, so long
Molly Connolly just broke up with me over the revealing nature of the songs.
You goddamn kids had best be gracious with the merch money you spend
because for you I won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connolly again.
Here I am, laid down at the end of my rope, wishing I had not been born.
Now I've spewed too much. I can never shut it up, I thought you should be warned.
Here I am, laid bare at the end of my rope.
I've lost all hope, so long
Molly Connolly just broke up with me over the revealing nature of the songs.
You goddamn kids had best be gracious with the merch money you spend
because for you I won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connolly again.
Here I am, laid down at the end of my rope, wishing I had not been born.
Now I've spewed too much. I can never shut it up, I thought you should be warned.