[quote name='munch']Hey guys, I just bought a pack of 144 condoms off slickdeals. What do I do now?[/QUOTE]
Unzip your pants, keep your underwear on, roll one on, and "play the flute." Don't whip it out and wrap your hand around it. You never liked doing that.
With the condom you won't have to let your underwear soak up the mess. It's actually quite the elegant solution to cleaning up, and the semen doesn't get all over the place.
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